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[darthrevaninlight]

Filanwizard wrote...

All I know is that I hope Javik only knows about Tali and Shepard from the "grapevine" otherwise that Prothean creeper has been poking around the captain's quarters.

Now I'm officially labelling Javik as "Stalker Predator Number One".
Ashley's still pretty high up there though.

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Filanwizard wrote...

All I know is that I hope Javik only knows about Tali and Shepard from the "grapevine" otherwise that Prothean creeper has been poking around the captain's quarters.

Now I'm officially labelling Javik as "Stalker Predator Number One".
Ashley's still pretty high up there though.

Or just Prothy the stalker.

[Cheese of Borg]

N7Kopper wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

No, no, the best memories will be ones of physical contact. A sad fact of life in the suit. I'm pretty sure Tali felt like a goddess, at least for a few moments.

That said, cuddles provide the best form of contact, at least as far as I can tell.
...all the better to look at those beautiful eyes with - Liara, eat your heart out!

Yah, but I bet she cuddles with the Commander every night!:wub:

Not nekkid cuddles. Those are the kind I'm talking about.

...of course, eventually, every night would be nekkid cuddles night. After a long day of flower sniffing, beach walking, and making sure not to put your food in the wrong-chirality fridge.

Sleeping nude with Tali... 

[forthary]

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

I have a feeling she really likes that bed now...

[exelsis]

Ryuji2 wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

This is true, but...
Hmm....
I wonder what Tali did when she heard Traynor, Liara, AND Diana Allers were going up to visit Shepard?

I can guess...



I wonder who drew that? *nudge nudge wink wink*

You know, for all the pre-ME3 talk about tali's face, and the multitudes that said "NO SPACE ELF!" the apparently official artist of this thread draws her completely space elf. Tall forehead, pointed ears, narrow chin, high cheeckbones, thing face, and long neck. You have all welcomed the space elf.

Modifié par exelsis, 16 avril 2012 - 11:44 .

[N7Kopper]

This art casts a beautiful light...
Or is that just her eyes?
Oh, here we go, me with the eyes again...

[darthrevaninlight]

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 16 avril 2012 - 11:45 .

[Fenrisfil]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...



Still white as a emulsion in this video, probably a texture mod, though a pretty cool one

Ahh. Still, it does seem like a shopping trip to Illium to me.

darthrevaninlight wrote...

This is true, but...
Hmm....
I wonder what Tali did when she heard Traynor, Liara, AND Diana Allers were going up to visit Shepard? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

Well I doubt she'd see Traynor (not into Shep) or Allers (*cough* skank *cough*)  as a threat. Probably more likely to worry about James and his Grizzly Bear fetish. Liara may concern her, but she trusts Shepard and besides with a Prothean on the ship, her attention is occupied.

[N7Kopper]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Filanwizard wrote...

All I know is that I hope Javik only knows about Tali and Shepard from the "grapevine" otherwise that Prothean creeper has been poking around the captain's quarters.

Now I'm officially labelling Javik as "Stalker Predator Number One".
Ashley's still pretty high up there though.

He did his pheromone-reading crap.
Plus, quarian fetishist. I find it highly unlikely all Protheans considered them beautiful.

[Ryuji2]

exelsis wrote...

You know, for all the pre-ME3 talk about tali's face, and the multitudes that said "NO SPACE ELF!" the apparently official artist of this thread draws her completely space elf. Tall forehead, pointed ears, narrow chin, high cheeckbones, thing face, and long neck. You have all welcomed the space elf.

I was never against space elf from the start...I don't think I was anwyays. Didn't really care how she looked. I like the face they chose though. Don't like the hand but that's just a minor oversight.

[Fenrisfil]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

[exelsis]

N7Kopper wrote...

This art casts a beautiful light...
Or is that just her eyes?
Oh, here we go, me with the eyes again...

Give in to the power of her divine eyes! Sink into the bottomless reservoir of her beauty! Lose yourself in the infinite complexities of her burning, powerful, intelligent eyes! You cannot resist.

TALIDOCTRINATION.

Modifié par exelsis, 16 avril 2012 - 11:48 .

[iwillkillfortali]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

Good one.

[N7Kopper]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

Tali: I have a shotgun.
Shepard: I have coalesced.ini. You no longer have a shotgun.
Tali: ...

[Cheese of Borg]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

Woah, I expected that to go dominatrix...  Thank god it didntB)

[iwillkillfortali]

N7Kopper wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

Tali: I have a shotgun.
Shepard: I have coalesced.ini. You no longer have a shotgun.
Tali: ...

Tali:But this is the PS3
Shepard:Damn.

[Fenrisfil]

N7Kopper wrote...

He did his pheromone-reading crap.
Plus, quarian fetishist. I find it highly unlikely all Protheans considered them beautiful.

To be fair he probably wasn't speaking of a sexual attraction to them.

[N7Kopper]

Shepard sounded henpecked.
Do not want. Seriously no want.

[N7Kopper]

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

He did his pheromone-reading crap.
Plus, quarian fetishist. I find it highly unlikely all Protheans considered them beautiful.

To be fair he probably wasn't speaking of a sexual attraction to them.

Probably. But who knows? Besides, funnier this way.

[darthrevaninlight]

Cheese of Borg wrote...
Woah, I expected that to go dominatrix...  Thank god it didntB)

It was a narrow road I walked. A narrow road indeed.

[N7Kopper]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

*pyramidsnip*

Tali:But this is the PS3
Shepard: Yeah, and? I edited coalesced.ini on a console. I'm just that good. Jelly, Tali?

Tali: Damn you and your forth wall connections.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 16 avril 2012 - 11:50 .

[bazzag]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

[BigglesFlysAgain]

N7Kopper wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

He did his pheromone-reading crap.
Plus, quarian fetishist. I find it highly unlikely all Protheans considered them beautiful.

To be fair he probably wasn't speaking of a sexual attraction to them.

Probably. But who knows? Besides, funnier this way.

"Mating between species, a pointless exercise"

Jelous much?:P

[iwillkillfortali]

bazzag wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

lomifeh wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

TALI CONTROLS THE BEDROOM:O

Remember how she pounced?  I bet that is her way of saying "This bed and everything in it is MINE."

I wouldn't mind doing that for love. <3
Just as long as she doesn't start the whole demeaning talk.

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash better not kill Tali

[exelsis]

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix. However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed to give a bit more 'incentive'