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[Fenrisfil]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

Woah, I expected that to go dominatrix...  Thank god it didntB)

Except Shepard did have this expression on his face:

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 16 avril 2012 - 11:55 .

[N7Kopper]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

He did his pheromone-reading crap.
Plus, quarian fetishist. I find it highly unlikely all Protheans considered them beautiful.

To be fair he probably wasn't speaking of a sexual attraction to them.

Probably. But who knows? Besides, funnier this way.

"Mating between species, a pointless exercise"

Jelous much?:P

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man

Modifié par N7Kopper, 16 avril 2012 - 11:57 .

[Cheese of Borg]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...
Woah, I expected that to go dominatrix...  Thank god it didntB)

It was a narrow road I walked. A narrow road indeed.

You walked it well!

[Fenrisfil]

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix. However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed to give a bit more 'incentive'

The suit is kind of kinky though, plus you never can tell with the shy girls.

[darthrevaninlight]

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 16 avril 2012 - 11:59 .

[Fenrisfil]

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

[N7Kopper]

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix. However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed to give a bit more 'incentive'

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix.
However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed
to give a bit more 'incentive'

Shepard's superior upper-body strength provides a counter to that.
Although he usually lets himself lose. Because it's more fun that way. Reach and flexibility, you know. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]
Yeah, she probably would prefer full-body contact everywhere to kinky gear...  at least for the first year or so of suitless life.

[iwillkillfortali]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Tali: ON YOUR KNEES BOSHTET
Shepard: What? Why?
Tali: I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMAN. YOU WORTHLESS BOSHTET
Shepard: Look, I can explain..!
Tali: I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION!  YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!! NOW APOLOGIZE! AND GO TELL THOSE WOMEN YOU'RE TAKEN!!!!
Shepard: :blink:

:lol::happy:

He hangs his head and walks out embaressed. "Yes Ma'am".

Woah, I expected that to go dominatrix...  Thank god it didntB)

Except Shepard did have this expression on his face:

YOU MADE ME DO IT

[exelsis]

Fenrisfil wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix. However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed to give a bit more 'incentive'

The suit is kind of kinky though, plus you never can tell with the shy girls.

Well she isn't going to wear the suit while whipping or paddling him while he has a ball gag in, and then demand that she call her his captain and beg to be unshackled? I'm pretty sure tali isn't into that stuff. She probably gets a massive chick boner from just a kiss, anyway. By vectron, that sounds so freaking wierd outside of my head.

[Fenrisfil]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:  

<Dash>

Shep: RUNAWAAAAAY!!!!

Ash: Something I said?

Liara: Hi Ash, why does Shepards room have a bouncer on the door now? Is it a human custom?

[Fenrisfil]

exelsis wrote...

Well she isn't going to wear the suit while whipping or paddling him while he has a ball gag in, and then demand that she call her his captain and beg to be unshackled? I'm pretty sure tali isn't into that stuff. She probably gets a massive chick boner from just a kiss, anyway. By vectron, that sounds so freaking wierd outside of my head.

I don't think she's remotely into that but it did make me spit out my drink laughing at what you just wrote!

[N7Kopper]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:  

<Dash>

Shep: RUNAWAAAAAY!!!!

Ash: Something I said?

Liara: Hi Ash, why does Shepards room have a bouncer on the door now? Is it a human custom?

Setting plot integer 10314 to 8 when Ash is dead may fix the engineering bug... But then you get human-shaped Ashes asking you out.
Needless to say, I re-killed it with Incinerate.



Speaking of murdering things with fire, KILL IT. GET. THAT. RAPIST. OFF HER.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 17 avril 2012 - 12:03 .

[Ticonderoga117]

Gust4v wrote...

*Begin over-exaggerated nature show voice over*
Now, what we have here is the elusive Tali. As you can probably tell, she is currently stalking her mate.
Despite this not being the Tali's native habitat, notice how quickly she has adapted the environment.
Shhh, now we get to watch the Tali interact with her mate.
*End voice*

On a more serious note, totally missed the color and pattern of the blanket. Shows how much I was paying attention to the furniture eh? :innocent:

[N7Kopper]

I have a feeling that's a mod. Might be wrong, however...

[iwillkillfortali]

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

*Begin over-exaggerated nature show voice over*
Now, what we have here is the elusive Tali. As you can probably tell, she is currently stalking her mate.
Despite this not being the Tali's native habitat, notice how quickly she has adapted the environment.
Shhh, now we get to watch the Tali interact with her mate.
*End voice*

On a more serious note, totally missed the color and pattern of the blanket. Shows how much I was paying attention to the furniture eh? :innocent:

I love this picture flycam prohaps.

[bazzag]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:

BANG!

Shep: Tali! You just killed Ashley!

Tali: No Shepard, the shotgun killed Ashley. Now if we are done here, i think we should spend some time feeding your fish...

[darthrevaninlight]

N7Kopper wrote...

Setting plot integer 10314 to 8 when Ash is dead may fix the engineering bug... But then you get human-shaped Ashes asking you out.
Needless to say, I re-killed it with Incinerate.



Speaking of murdering things with fire, KILL IT. GET. THAT. RAPIST. OFF HER.

(motioning everyone to calm down) Don't worry. I got this.



YES

[N7Kopper]

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash:
Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt
of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes
before she comes down here

Shep: ../../../images/forum/emoticons/unsure.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/uncertain.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/andy.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/pouty.png

BANG!

Shep: Tali! You just killed Ashley!

Tali: No Shepard, the shotgun killed Ashley. Now if we are done here, i think we should spend some time feeding your fish...

But... she's already dead!
I have Kaidan here and everything!
I mean, he's nice, he's interested, he's... attractive.
But... HE'S NOT TALI.
..and unlike Ash, he's not a creeper.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 17 avril 2012 - 12:06 .

[Cheese of Borg]

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

N7Kopper wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix. However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed to give a bit more 'incentive'

exelsis wrote...

Tali is definitely not a dominatrix.
However, she does tend to use those claws and fangs quite a bit in bed
to give a bit more 'incentive'

Shepard's superior upper-body strength provides a counter to that.
Although he usually lets himself lose. Because it's more fun that way. Reach and flexibility, you know. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]
Yeah, she probably would prefer full-body contact everywhere to kinky gear...  at least for the first year or so of suitless life.

And people yell at me for thinking about a longer tounge.  Welcome to the club.

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Setting plot integer 10314 to 8 when Ash is dead may fix the engineering bug... But then you get human-shaped Ashes asking you out.
Needless to say, I re-killed it with Incinerate.



Speaking of murdering things with fire, KILL IT. GET. THAT. RAPIST. OFF HER.

(motioning everyone to calm down) Don't worry. I got this.



YES

Revan what is wrong?

[N7Kopper]

Meh, I just think about what she likes. Personality exercise.
She's not my ****** material... not getting into that subject, ever.

Besides, a long tounge is... neutral to me.
Hating her for having a strange tounge would be.. wrong.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 17 avril 2012 - 12:08 .

[exelsis]

N7Kopper wrote...

Meh, I just think about what she likes. Personality exercise.
She's not my ****** material... not getting into that subject, ever.

Besides, a long tounge is... neutral to me.
Hating her for having a strange tounge would be.. wrong.

It would be wrong. But since we have no idea, SPECULATION FOR EVERYONE!

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 12:10 .

[darthrevaninlight]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:  

<Dash>

Shep: RUNAWAAAAAY!!!!

Ash: Something I said?

Liara: Hi Ash, why does Shepards room have a bouncer on the door now? Is it a human custom?

Ash: (on the floor drunk) Ughhhh Skipper.....

Liara: Hm.(pondorously taps chin)

Diana Allers: (Walks up to door. Bouncer blocks path) Hello, I've got an interview with the captain in about ten minutes!!! Let me by.

Bouncer: YOU SHALL NOT PASS. (Spontaneous growth of Gandalf Beard) Engaging attack mode.

[darthrevaninlight]

iwillkillfortali wrote...
Revan what is wrong?

evil liara rapist must die

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Why does this thread always go crazy on Mondays?



Also I like tali... to stay on topic and all

Modifié par BigglesFlysAgain, 17 avril 2012 - 12:12 .