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[N7Kopper]

exelsis wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Meh, I just think about what she likes. Personality exercise.
She's not my ****** material... not getting into that subject, ever.

Besides, a long tounge is... neutral to me.
Hating her for having a strange tounge would be.. wrong.

It would be wrong. But since we have no idea, SPECULATION FOR EVERYONE!

*snip*

At least this is the fun kind of speculation.
Analysing and reading between the lines on individual characters. <3
Not having to make up a not-crap ending. ¬_¬

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...
Revan what is wrong?

evil liara rapist must die

Now who is this Rapist?

[N7Kopper]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...
Revan what is wrong?

evil liara rapist must die

That's Shai'ra. The consort.
Are you *insert species here* all racist?

[Fenrisfil]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 17 avril 2012 - 12:13 .

[iwillkillfortali]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

Wait when was this?

[exelsis]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. WOW
WOW.
Back the hell up!
When does he invite tali and shep to a threesome?

[N7Kopper]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

And then Shepard tricks him into walking into a hanar Intimate Enkindlment cult.
Who think he wants them.

[iwillkillfortali]

exelsis wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

 

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Javik: the galaxy's oldest troll
Shepard: the galaxy's best troll. U jelly, old man?

I find the idea of Javik going around and trolling people for kicks hilarious.

 

Well, he does invite Tali and Shepard to a threesum... I am not shure if he was joking...<_<

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. WOW
WOW.
Back the hell up!
When does he invite tali and shep to a threesome?

Yes I want to know as well.

[darthrevaninlight]

Fenrisfil wrote...

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

[bazzag]

I'd persuade Javik to walk on fly tape, then when he was stuck, wrap him up in it, and send in the ravens to peck at his eyes

[Fenrisfil]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*Walks over to Ash*

Ash: What is it skipper?

Shep: I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore...

Ash: Why?

Shep: Tali said so... 

Ash: Well, we're talking now. And did I tell you how much I adored that butt of yours? (breaks out some sherry) C'mon. You've go a few minutes before she comes down here

Shep:  

<Dash>

Shep: RUNAWAAAAAY!!!!

Ash: Something I said?

Liara: Hi Ash, why does Shepards room have a bouncer on the door now? Is it a human custom?

Ash: (on the floor drunk) Ughhhh Skipper.....

Liara: Hm.(pondorously taps chin)

Diana Allers: (Walks up to door. Bouncer blocks path) Hello, I've got an interview with the captain in about ten minutes!!! Let me by.

Bouncer: YOU SHALL NOT PASS. (Spontaneous growth of Gandalf Beard) Engaging attack mode.

Bouncer: Shepard said I can fill in for him and I've seen all his interviews so I know how he'd handle it.

Dian Allers: (angry) And how is that?

Bouncer grins and socks her in the face.

[bazzag]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

Hmmm...not bad... but i may need to re-CYCLE it one day

do i really need to mention it? REVANART!

Modifié par bazzag, 17 avril 2012 - 12:21 .

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Goodnight chaps,I will have my batman* bring in a print off of the rest of tonight's "entertainment" in the morning along with my tea of course.

(*Not the THE batman lol, a defunct British military rank)

[Exiledone1]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

Lmao....that was actually sort of funny

[bazzag]

Farewell Biggles!

[Exiledone1]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Goodnight chaps,I will have my batman* bring in a print off of the rest of tonight's "entertainment" in the morning along with my tea of course.

(*Not the THE batman lol, a defunct British military rank)

Night biggles

[exelsis]

So when does javik invite you and tali to a threesome? I've never heard of this before.

[Fenrisfil]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

Oh dear... you just had to.

Javik needs to get into a nostalgia contest with Zaeed.

[Exiledone1]

exelsis wrote...

So when does javik invite you and tali to a threesome? I've never heard of this before.

Okay, what? Threesome with Tali? Okay....what have I missed now. Last time I was on it was cheesy subconscious and now threesomes....never a dull moment love this forum lol

Oh btw, I'm back everyone and now I'm leaving again. A unexpected visit to Burgerking is calling me. Anyone want anything? Fries, whopper?

Modifié par Exiledone1, 17 avril 2012 - 12:25 .

[N7Kopper]

Random thought.

Imagine that the last Rannoch mission took place on the relationship's anniversary, just for the sake of this.

At Purgatory:
Asari: Well, what did your bondmate... boyfriend, girlfriend... whatever you aliens call them - get you for your anniversary? Mine got me this locket - and donated the rest to the human and turian war efforts, he's salarian... He probably doesn't have long...
Human girl: Well, he got me this nice ring, and a romantic dinner out at this restaurant, and it was amazing. But then the Reapers showed up afterward - and we should hav... no. Stop thinking like that.
Turian guy: My missus got me sniper rifle mods. Practical, but I appreciate the sentiment while this war is going on. What about you, over there? You have a partner, quarian?
Tali: Who, me? Yes, I do. His anniversary gift to me? Weeeelll... He got my species their homeworld back, saved them from extinction, made the first steps toward freeing us from the Migrant Fleet and made peace with the geth on top of that! Heh. Not bragging or anything.
Asari: ...Well, that just made my gift seem petty by comparison.
Human girl: Wait... your boyfriend is Commander Shepard? Most of my friends would do unspeakable things for one night!
Turian guy: If Garrus Vakarian is aboard the Normandy, send him my regards. He'll know who you're talking about.

Just a thought.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 17 avril 2012 - 12:27 .

[Ryuji2]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

That's pretty good actually. Doesn't seem as cheesy as my joke with a Geth Infiltrator.

If I get GI, I think I'll name it...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Joe.

Modifié par Ryuji2, 17 avril 2012 - 12:30 .

[darthrevaninlight]

^
LOL I adore that.

Exiledone1 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

So when does javik invite you and tali to a threesome? I've never heard of this before.

Okay, what? Threesome with Tali? Okay....what have I missed now. Last time I was on it was cheesy subconscious and now threesomes....never a dull moment love this forum lol

Oh btw, I'm back everyone and now I'm leaving again. A unexpected visit to Burgerking is calling me. Anyone want anything? Fries, whopper?

WAFFLE FRIES!!:OPLEASE!!


Think Tali would eat dextro-fast food? Or is she more of a health person?

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 17 avril 2012 - 12:32 .

[Exiledone1]

Fenrisfil wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

He just wants an opportunity to tell them how much better cross species mating was in his cycle.

"It was pointless.... but that was half the fun"

For all Javik's talk of cycles...
I'm surprised he doesn't have a biCYCLE by now.

Yeah? Yeah?
(tomatoes attack with the boos!)

Oh dear... you just had to.

Javik needs to get into a nostalgia contest with Zaeed.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Exiledone1]

[quote]darthrevaninlight wrote...

[quote]Exiledone1 wrote...

[quote]exelsis wrote...

So when does javik invite you and tali to a threesome? I've never heard of this before. [/quote]

Okay, what? Threesome with Tali? Okay....what have I missed now. Last time I was on it was cheesy subconscious and now threesomes....never a dull moment love this forum lol

Oh btw, I'm back everyone and now I'm leaving again. A unexpected visit to Burgerking is calling me. Anyone want anything? Fries, whopper?

[/quote]
WAFFLE FRIES!!:OPLEASE!!


Think Tali would eat dextro-fast food? Or is she more of a health person?



You got it raven. Waffle fries it is. I think she is a little bit of a mix between heathy and fast food.

Modifié par Exiledone1, 17 avril 2012 - 12:29 .

[N7Kopper]

Exiledone1 wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

So when does javik invite you and tali to a threesome? I've never heard of this before.

Okay, what? Threesome with Tali? Okay....what have I missed now. Last time I was on it was cheesy subconscious and now threesomes....never a dull moment love this forum lol

Oh btw, I'm back everyone and now I'm leaving again. A unexpected visit to Burgerking is calling me. Anyone want anything? Fries, whopper?

WAFFLE FRIES!!:OPLEASE!!


Think Tali would eat dextro-fast food? Or is she more of a health person?

You got raven. Hmmm...Tali is a health person

Wants to be a health person, but... those flavours! Textures! Sooo overwhelming... actual meat! oh keelah oh keelah OH KEELAH THAT'S NICE.

Shepard: Slow down, I won't rub your stomach if you throw up everywhere...