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[Cheese of Borg]

exelsis wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

forthary wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Oh my god, I do not have a bellybutton fetish (I used a T there, happy?).  Somepeople might, I just dont.  What do I need to to convince you of this?

 

Nothing.  You have given irrefutable proof of this.  But hey, it's not that bad.  I've seen worse.  I would consider it a 'moderately disturbing fetish', and I believe that if you have a few lightly distrubing fetishes and/or a moderately disturbing one, Tali won't mind.

What proof?<_<

Dude. You posted a FAPFIC that places "parts" directly below the bellybutton. And you DIRECTLY REFERENCE the bellybutton. Also, it gets wierder from then on. Although it does not get more fetish-y, just odd.

Yah, in my dream they had vaginal sex.  Not belly button sex.<_<  I do not have a belly button fedish.

WARNING: NSFW content!

Vaginal sex. Where the vaginal opening is right next to the bellybutton! Your fapfic makes it sound like the bellybutton is the quarian equivalent of the clitoral hood!


Can someone tell me the code to greytext things so it doesn't get super akward in the future?

Woah, ok I did not want it to sound like that.  I can see how people could interpret that.  What I meant by that is that her (ahem) was located higher on her body than a humans.

Happy?

[Photonkun]

Reaver102 wrote...

I kind of hope Tali does not appear in the movie, I kind of feel that they will not do Tali justice by us anyways.

But if they don't there going to be a RAGE storm.

Think about it. If Talis is not in the movie, it's like Garrus will not going to be there, and we know how well beloved are those two characters. If they are not there, what's the point making a movie about the ME universe.

[Maderek]

Fattness132 wrote...

Yeah guys this is getting out of hand w/ the fetish talk...lets bring the conversation back to something that is a bit less extreme.

Less extreme? Man, this topic is even eexxxxxtrrreeeemmmmeee enough! Man! Totally off the rails.

Radical.

[forthary]

Olueq wrote...

my tali and legion figures shipped. yay.

Oh, they were for you?  For some reason they arrived at my place...I guess I can send you the Tali and Legion dolls back, I just need to find the le...oh great, the dog chewed up the legion doll.  Umm...

[Olueq]

.....seeing Garrus as a CG mess would be stupid.

[exelsis]

Photonkun wrote...

Reaver102 wrote...

I kind of hope Tali does not appear in the movie, I kind of feel that they will not do Tali justice by us anyways.

But if they don't there going to be a RAGE storm.

Think about it. If Talis is not in the movie, it's like Garrus will not going to be there, and we know how well beloved are those two characters. If they are not there, what's the point making a movie about the ME universe.

No tali AND no garrus? Bioware better have a getaway plan, because bioware would BURN. How many of the ME fans are garrus/tali fans? 70%? They would be retards if they ****** that many people off.

Also, greytext spoiler tags, what are they? I feel like i'm going to need them.

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 02:49 .

[Olueq]

forthary wrote...

Olueq wrote...

my tali and legion figures shipped. yay.

Oh, they were for you?  For some reason they arrived at my place...I guess I can send you the Tali and Legion dolls back, I just need to find the le...oh great, the dog chewed up the legion doll.  Umm...

Nice  try there, bro.

Modifié par Olueq, 17 avril 2012 - 02:49 .

[Filanwizard]

Photonkun wrote...

Reaver102 wrote...

I kind of hope Tali does not appear in the movie, I kind of feel that they will not do Tali justice by us anyways.

But if they don't there going to be a RAGE storm.

Think about it. If Talis is not in the movie, it's like Garrus will not going to be there, and we know how well beloved are those two characters. If they are not there, what's the point making a movie about the ME universe.

Neither Garrus or Tali will likely get tons of screen time because their legs are wierd.   That means CG or puppetry.  and that means dollars.

Liara is what to make?  some spare parts from the studio prostetics room and a bucket of blue paint?  yea she will hog the alien camera time.

[exelsis]

CAN ANYBODY SEE THIS? BOOBIES?

Damn.
got it. Rejoice! for everyone is now free from accidentally reading really creepy things that I wrote!

edit: wtf, it goes away on edit? Dammitall.

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 02:55 .

[Photonkun]

exelsis wrote...

Photonkun wrote...

Reaver102 wrote...

I kind of hope Tali does not appear in the movie, I kind of feel that they will not do Tali justice by us anyways.

But if they don't there going to be a RAGE storm.

Think about it. If Talis is not in the movie, it's like Garrus will not going to be there, and we know how well beloved are those two characters. If they are not there, what's the point making a movie about the ME universe.

No tali AND no garrus? Bioware better have a getaway plan, because bioware would BURN. How many of the ME fans are garrus/tali fans? 70%? They would be retards if they ****** that many people off.

Also, greytext spoiler tags, what are they? I feel like i'm going to need them.

Actually it's not going to be BW fault per se. All the blame will go to the Hollywood writer's for making a new story. Of course they need to send the drafts to BW for approval though.

[Cheese of Borg]

exelsis wrote...

[color=rbg[50,50,50]]CAN ANYBODY SEE THIS? BOOBIES?[/color]

Damn.

I can see it.

[Reaver102]

I believe Tali and Garrus will be regulated to cameos who play a small part in the movie, and honestly if their not going to be majors players then id rather they just cut them and focus on the rest of the me1 crew.

[exelsis]

Text coloring goes away on edit, and I would assume quote as well. Stupid thing to have.

And if BW ever makes a ME movie, it will be an incredible failure, and they will go out of bussiness so much faster. I hope they do it. Usher in their own, slightly faster downfall! DO IT, COWARDS! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR DYING GASP!

The whole ME movie thing:

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 02:57 .

[KillerKilobyte]

 Hey guys, whatcha talkin' abou-...... I should go.

[Dilandau3000]

exelsis wrote...

Another benefit to zero-G in the bedroom

In zero-G, your face and upper torso bloat due to the redistribution of fluids in your body. For the same reason, male genitals would be smaller and maintaining an erection would be more difficult. Not to mention, you'd soon be surrounded by floating bodily fluids. And there's the constant sensation of falling.

Yeah, sex in zero-G sounds awesome...

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 17 avril 2012 - 03:05 .

[Maderek]

KillerKilobyte wrote...

 Hey guys, whatcha talkin' abou-...... I should go.

Nah, stay a while! Have a drink (or four), why don't ya?

[Cheese of Borg]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Another benefit to zero-G in the bedroom

In zero-G, your face and upper torso bloat due to the redistribution of fluids in your body. For the same reason, male genitals would be smaller and maintaining an erection would be more difficult. Not to mention, you'd soon be surrounded by floating bodily fluids.

Yeah, sex in zero-G sounds awesome...

Plus, shepard would be able to get out from under tali easier.

[exelsis]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Another benefit to zero-G in the bedroom

In zero-G, your face and upper torso bloat due to the redistribution of fluids in your body. For the same reason, male genitals would be smaller and maintaining an erection would be more difficult. Not to mention, you'd soon be surrounded by floating bodily fluids.

Yeah, sex in zero-G sounds awesome...

Those problems do not arise in a short span of time. Also, the hell does gravity have to do with a boner? Jack squat is what. Gravity does not keep the blood down there, pressure does. We aren't going to be having zero-G sex for 4 months, so there is nothing to worry about.

Hearing such a lack of knowledge on how boners work made me
blargimagefail

I hope you aren't a dude, because males should know how their gentials function. Would not suprise me though, as i've often come across females who knew less about their reproductive organs than I did...

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 03:07 .

[18 Brains]

Looks like we're going to need Gamer Girl back to help reign it in.

*Attempts to change the subject

What do you think would be the ideal date for Shepard and Tali to go on?

[Dilandau3000]

exelsis wrote...

Those problems do not arise in a short span of time. Also, the hell does gravity have to do with a boner? Jack squat is what. Gravity does not keep the blood down there, pressure does. We aren't going to be having zero-G sex for 4 months, so there is nothing to worry about.

Okay, so I may have misremembered part of it. I do remember reading somewhere that having sex in zero-G would be extremely difficult, but I don't remember if that presupposed living in zero-G for extended periods of time.

EDIT: I know how erections function, but I remember reading somewhere that the heart would have to work harder to get the blood distributed to the extremities which would make it more difficult. Or something. Dammit Jim, I'm a computer scientist, not a doctor!

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 17 avril 2012 - 03:10 .

[Ticonderoga117]

18 Brains wrote...

Looks like we're going to need Gamer Girl back to help reign it in.

*Attempts to change the subject

What do you think would be the ideal date for Shepard and Tali to go on?

Dancing in Flux, followed by some drinks and food/nutrient paste.

[Dilandau3000]

18 Brains wrote...

What do you think would be the ideal date for Shepard and Tali to go on?

Retaking the homeworld. It'll be kind of difficult to top that one.

[exelsis]

18 Brains wrote...

Looks like we're going to need Gamer Girl back to help reign it in.

*Attempts to change the subject

What do you think would be the ideal date for Shepard and Tali to go on?

Rent a hotel room at a hotel for quarians, so everything is clean and sterile, and eat a giant dextro dinner with her in our room. Then, after dessert, rub tali's achy and sore tummy softly and gently until it feels better, as I snuggle her and kiss her neck and head and ears and everywhere. And then, sex(zero-G if the hotel can do that?), preceeded by plentiful tickling, kissing, and licking. Then, steamy, sexy shower. Then, snuggle and cuddle until sleep.

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 03:12 .

[forthary]

exelsis wrote...

Rent a hotel room at a hotel for quarians, so everything is clean and sterile, and eat a giant dextro dinner with her in our room. Then, after dessert, rub tali's achy and sore tummy softly and gently until it feels better, as I snuggle her and kiss her neck and head and ears and everywhere. And then, sex(zero-G if the hotel can do that?), preceeded by plentiful tickling, kissing, and licking. Then, steamy, sexy shower. Then, snuggle and cuddle until sleep.

Sounds like fun.

Well, minus the sex part if Tali doesn't want to, but otherwise, yeah.

[exelsis]

forthary wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Rent a hotel room at a hotel for quarians, so everything is clean and sterile, and eat a giant dextro dinner with her in our room. Then, after dessert, rub tali's achy and sore tummy softly and gently until it feels better, as I snuggle her and kiss her neck and head and ears and everywhere. And then, sex(zero-G if the hotel can do that?), preceeded by plentiful tickling, kissing, and licking. Then, steamy, sexy shower. Then, snuggle and cuddle until sleep.

Sounds like fun.

Well, minus the sex part if Tali doesn't want to, but otherwise, yeah.

She'll want to if I starve her for a bit beforehand! But not really. She would know about it beforehand, not like it was a surprise.

Modifié par exelsis, 17 avril 2012 - 03:15 .