Tali'Zorah ME3 Thread *MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!*
#45976
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:05
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
#45977
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:06
Even if he had Turrets syndrome?Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
Getting back to the "unconditional love" bit...
If Shepard has some weird quirks or something like that, she'll still love him.
#45978
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:06
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
We'd play Halo. She'd rock the Shotgun.
Although she'd probably hate it. The story is put hundreds of years more into the future, and they still use pump-action shotguns that only hold 6 rounds.
"Pathetic" She'd say.
#45979
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:06
Please, educate your friend in Rule 34, and yourself in tact.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
OH MELKOR TAKE YOU CHEESE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST FETISH ART?
How is it fetish art? Its an unmasked tali and then a Tali my freind drew in the middle of math class. He just got the proportions of the feet wrong when he started and just made the whole thing into a joke sketch.
#45980
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:07
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
Snuggling on a moonless (assuming Rannoch has a moon that we did not see) night on a warm beach near their house...
#45981
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:08
Terrorize69 wrote...
Chapter 7 done! And boy are you lot going to hate me! lol... going to quickly read through it for any errors, being 3am and all, bound to be 1 or 2, then i'll post it.
Waiting in excitement...it's going to be a long night. I have your story to read and iconics and one more....it's going to be awesome night of Tali
#45982
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:08
N7Kopper wrote...
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DAT TALI POEM
<3<3<3<3
Yep, another thing would be reciting human and quarian poetry to one another under the stars...
Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 20 avril 2012 - 02:10 .
#45983
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:10
Edit: Well, so much what right there. Going back to hiding in tali's ME1 hood while she tries to fix my mental problems. She's shepard's shepard!Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
OH MELKOR TAKE YOU CHEESE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST FETISH ART?
How is it fetish art? Its an unmasked tali and then a Tali my freind drew in the middle of math class. He just got the proportions of the feet wrong when he started and just made the whole thing into a joke sketch.
Modifié par exelsis, 20 avril 2012 - 02:12 .
#45984
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:10
#45985
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:10
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
Hmmmm....good question. My tali and I would be playing monopoly. It would be so much fun to hear tali tell me to go straight to jail, pass go and don't collect $200.00 or you landed on boardwalk shepherd. Your going to have to pay up
#45986
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:11
"I miss Chiktikka" She'd say.Iclonic wrote...
We'd play Halo. She'd rock the Shotgun.
Although she'd probably hate it. The story is put hundreds of years more into the future, and they still use pump-action shotguns that only hold 6 rounds.
"Pathetic" She'd say.
#45987
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:11
Terrorize69 wrote...
Ok, checked it through.. Chapter 7 is up,,, *hides from the hate mail*
Sweet. Going to start reading now.
Edit. On the fan fiction site and it still says 6 chapters. I reloaded twice?
Modifié par Exiledone1, 20 avril 2012 - 02:18 .
#45988
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:11
exelsis wrote...
Am I hallucinating, or did you post a picture of obese tali? Maybe i'm just finally succumbing to schizophrenia after having dreams after so many dreamless nights, but I saw a grotesquely fat tali picture.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
OH MELKOR TAKE YOU CHEESE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST FETISH ART?
How is it fetish art? Its an unmasked tali and then a Tali my freind drew in the middle of math class. He just got the proportions of the feet wrong when he started and just made the whole thing into a joke sketch.
She wasent fat she was taking a bath in her suit!
#45989
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:12
When life is hard
and the bosh'tets get you down
Remember Tali's love for Shep
and it'll help you loose the frown
laugh in the face of disaster
hold the line and always stand tall
For It's better to have loved and lost
then to have never met Tali at all.
#45990
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:12
darthrevaninlight wrote...
Even if he had Turrets syndrome?Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
Getting back to the "unconditional love" bit...
If Shepard has some weird quirks or something like that, she'll still love him.
Lawl. Turrets syndrome sounds painful. And fatal. But tourettes, yes... I would imagine it being like watching an Iron Sheik video on YouTube... but in person.
#45991
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:12
Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
Getting back to the "unconditional love" bit...
If Shepard has some weird quirks or something like that, she'll still love him.
If it's something common, I agree. Depending on what it is, Tali may simply tolerate/ignore it, or she may even use it to her advantage. How would she, you ask? Well, maybe massages, manicure/pedicures, scraping off dead quarian skin, or just stuff like that. Nothing too crazy...or at least, that we want to speak of.
Oh, and don't mind Cheese. Like all of us, he loves Tali. I won't lie, he has some rather odd...thoughts about her, but as long as he makes a effort to keep him in check, he'll adapt over time...
Modifié par forthary, 20 avril 2012 - 02:14 .
#45992
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:13
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
Holding hands... but I really don't know what Mass Effect people do for fun...
#45993
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:14
darthrevaninlight wrote...
18 Brains wrote...
Where would Shepard and Tali build their house on Rannoch, and what might it look like?
Less negativity, eh? The house would be awesome, and it would look awesome. and All the curtains would be Tali-designed, much like shep's cabin :]
Of course it would be awesome (it is the house of two of the saviors of the galaxy), but I was wondering along the design of it. I wouldn't think it'd be too big, but a sizable house made with both human and quarian design with a garden and a view of their beachfront property. And yes, the curtains would most certainly be Tali-designed.
#45994
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:15
Fenrisfil wrote...
Right, as it's way past time for me to be unconscious I'm departing. But I leave you all with these words:
When life is hard
and the bosh'tets get you down
Remember Tali's love for Shep
and it'll help you loose the frown
laugh in the face of disaster
hold the line and always stand tall
For It's better to have loved and lost
then to have never met Tali at all.
thanks for awesome poem, FenFen!!!
It should be our battle cry!!!
#45995
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:15
And then you show her the expanded universe, with the Super MAC guns that could take out several Reapers in one shot. And unassisted FTL via slipspace drives.Iclonic wrote...
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
We'd play Halo. She'd rock the Shotgun and Magnum.
Although she'd probably hate it. The story is put hundreds of years more into the future, and they still use pump-action shotguns that only hold 6 rounds.
"Pathetic" She'd say.
She probably wouldn't like how AI is made, though.
My Shep? Massages, species-appropriate cuisine, and, yes. Vidja gaems.
Halo is one, but also Gears - what with everyone spamming shotguns in that game Tali would probably get constant 5-1 clutches on Guardian - well, that's if everyone else is dead and Shepard couldn't join the match for whatever reason.
...and ICO. The PAL version, with the new game plus that unlocks the ability to understand Yorda combined with playing as her with the second controller a'la Sonic 2 and 3 with Tails.
...but who would be Ico and who would be Yorda?
...damn it, forgot hour-long games of handsies again.
Modifié par N7Kopper, 20 avril 2012 - 02:17 .
#45996
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:16
Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
darthrevaninlight wrote...
WHAT would be something Shepard wants to do with Tali the most? (not involving lusty things)
For my Shepard, definitely patty-cake all day and all night. Definitely.
Holding hands... but I really don't know what Mass Effect people do for fun...
I think the quarians like to test each other in hand dexterity...see who has the fastest fingers. Isn't there some sort of game that you play with your thumbs where to try to get your opponents thumb stuck under yours? Wouldn't be surprised if there was a quarian varient of that.
#45997
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:16
Quirks are what make a truly successful relationship. They are what make people special, irreplacable, and human. But I could totally see tali taking advantage of my OCD to help her out in some way. She could get me to make her a completely new suit by complaining that it rotates around her waist when she sprints. I hate stuff like that.forthary wrote...
Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
Getting back to the "unconditional love" bit...
If Shepard has some weird quirks or something like that, she'll still love him.
If it's something common, I agree. Depending on what it is, Tali may simply tolerate/ignore it, or she may even use it to her advantage. How would she, you ask? Well, maybe massages, manicure/pedicures, scraping off dead quarian skin, or just stuff like that. Nothing too crazy...or at least, that we want to speak of.
#45998
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:16
Try nowExiledone1 wrote...
Terrorize69 wrote...
Ok, checked it through.. Chapter 7 is up,,, *hides from the hate mail*
Sweet. Going to start reading now.
Edit. On the fan fiction site and it still says 6 chapters. I reloaded twice?
#45999
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:17
If that were the case, then we'd be complaining about Stan Lee ruining the story, not Casey Hudson. XD
#46000
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 02:17
forthary wrote...
Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...
Getting back to the "unconditional love" bit...
If Shepard has some weird quirks or something like that, she'll still love him.
If it's something common, I agree. Depending on what it is, Tali may simply tolerate/ignore it, or she may even use it to her advantage. How would she, you ask? Well, maybe massages, manicure/pedicures, scraping off dead quarian skin, or just stuff like that. Nothing too crazy...or at least, that we want to speak of.
Oh, and don't mind Cheese. Like all of us, he loves Tali. I won't lie, he has some rather odd...thoughts about her, but as long as he makes a effort to keep him in check, he'll adapt over time...
It's like when a widow can't fall asleep because her husband's snoring isn't there anymore, or something... People learn to love their significant others' flaws over time.





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