darthrevaninlight wrote...
Iclonic wrote...
We'd play Halo. She'd rock the Shotgun.
Although she'd probably hate it. The story is put hundreds of years more into the future, and they still use pump-action shotguns that only hold 6 rounds.
"Pathetic" She'd say.
"I miss Chiktikka" She'd say.
Exactly I can already see it unfolding:
"The Patty Cake dance was more fun Shepard." Her hands straddle the controller tirelessly, her thumbs navigating the character's horizonal and vertical planes.
"This story is supposed to be set in the future?" She asks in bewilderment as she is killed by Shepard again with the Sniper rifle. He manages to snicker.
"This game...it's not even tactically accurate. Why would you put tracers in your sniper rifle?"
She waits for the respawn.
"And the shotgun...it only holds..." She counts the rounds displayed on the hud. "6 rounds? Cased amunition? The worst part is that it's a pump action! That's...that's ridiculous!" Her head shakes vigourously, her character now subjected to Shepard's assasination.
"I'm questioning the developers of this game. The Graphics stink and so does the gameplay." She puts the controller down on her lap.
Shepard laughs once more before facing her.
"This console Tali? was made in 2000. This game is almost 200 years old. Yes. Halo is set about 250 years from now."
Tali's hands fold across her chest to regard her companion. "I miss Chiktikka."
LAWL!