Here's my beginning of "I reject your ending and substitute my own":
I want the Mythbusters to research the ending.
"Danger": In the ending of Mass Effect 3, you have to destroy the Mass Relays, and the Normandy, the big ship they use throughout the series, manages to escape the blast wave of the explosion, either by hitting the relay first, or by normal faster-than-light drive. Now, they CRASH into this totally unknown planet, and escape the ship, and you see one of the crew members with you that were with you down on Earth just five minutes before the Mass Relay explosions, your love interest, Tali'Zorah, that totally hot and cute Quarian, exit the ship unharmed. Now the message boards throughout the internet light up with comments, in fact a whole MOVEMENT called "Retake Mass Effect" reject this ending, saying it is impossible to happen that way.
"Walrus": Well, I can understand that.
"Danger": Yeah, me, too. But the Lead Designer of Mass Effect 3 insists that the ending makes sense, and they want to explain it later this year.
"Walrus": So we're gonna test if that's even possible.
"Danger": Exactly! There are several myths for us to test: A. Is it possible to outrun a Mass Relay explosion using FTL drives.
"Walrus": Yeah, and if not, can you actually hit a relay before the explosion, and then not instantly arrive at the other side, but drop out due to the explosion.
"Danger": Right, cause if you arrive at the other side - the Relay there will just explode and wipe you out anyway!
"Walrus": And we should look at the distance between the Relay explosion and your ship.
"Danger": Right, cause you get a head start, but the distance to Earth might be too short. And B. Can you get from London, on Earth, to the Normandy, in only five minutes, despite the Reapers attacking and Harbinger, that big nasty commander Reaper, right on top of you.
"Walrus": And finally, can you land the Normandy in its destroyed state in a way anybody could get out of it alive.
"Danger": Precisely, because in the game it is explicitly stated the Normandy is too large to enter an atmosphere safely!
"Walrus": So, how are we gonna test this?
"Danger": Well, the way I see it, first we have to see what exactly happens when a Relay explodes.
"Walrus": Which means we have to go to the Charon Relay.
"Danger": Right!
"Walrus": Well, off we go.
"Danger": Perfect. Haha, this is gonna be so great.
"Walrus": Was there not a possibility to pick a different love interest than Tali?
"Danger": Yeah, but...nobody does that.
"Walrus": Oh, okay.
Modifié par TrueMadayar, 22 avril 2012 - 10:55 .