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[IElitePredatorI]

Flashlight?

[Exiledone1]

LMAO.....lfunny, but very true Elite. We don't even need batteries

[bazzag]

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Flashlight?
*snippitysnip*

What do you think happens when a geths lightbulb stops working?

[Exiledone1]

bazzag wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Flashlight?
*snippitysnip*

What do you think happens when a geths lightbulb stops working?

Thats a darn good question...this unit begins search

[IElitePredatorI]

bazzag wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Flashlight?
*snippitysnip*

What do you think happens when a geths lightbulb stops working?

*No Data Avaliable*

[forthary]

bazzag wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Flashlight?
*snippitysnip*

What do you think happens when a geths lightbulb stops working?

It never burns out.  It's a special light bulb.  It only fades when it dies.  Even a point blank shot to the face doesn't stop it from lighting up.

[bazzag]

forthary wrote...

bazzag wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Flashlight?
*snippitysnip*

What do you think happens when a geths lightbulb stops working?

It never burns out.  It's a special light bulb.  It only fades when it dies.  Even a point blank shot to the face doesn't stop it from lighting up.

Whats its wattage?

[bazzag]

Someone finish this joke:

How many quarians does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

[Exiledone1]

I knew that joke was coming hahaha

[Dilandau3000]

bazzag wrote...

Someone finish this joke:

How many quarians does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

101: One to screw it in, and a hundred to figure out whether it has a soul.

(I'm a terrible comedian...)

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 23 avril 2012 - 03:46 .

[Tom80]

Tali related:

How many words does Tali need to shut up a certain someone ?

Modifié par Tom80, 23 avril 2012 - 03:47 .

[Exiledone1]

Lmao....

[bazzag]

Tom80 wrote...

Tali related:

How many words does Tali need to shut up a certain someone ?

None...the look says it all

[Dilandau3000]

Tom80 wrote...

Tali related:

How many words does Tali need to shut up a certain someone ?

Four: "Shotgun", "I", "a" and "have" (not necessarily in that order)

[Exiledone1]

None....just shows her shotgun

[Tom80]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Tom80 wrote...

Tali related:

How many words does Tali need to shut up a certain someone ?

Four: "Shotgun", "I", "a" and "have" (not necessarily in that order)

There is second answer !



Three !
"I love you."

Always effective to shut up a wildly talking Commander by melting him with that words !

Modifié par Tom80, 23 avril 2012 - 03:53 .

[gamer_girl]

Q: How many quarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
A: 2. One to put it in the flashlight, and another to glue the flashlight into the geth's head.

Modifié par gamer_girl, 23 avril 2012 - 03:53 .

[Exiledone1]

gamer_girl wrote...

Q: How many quarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
A: 2. One to put in in the flashlight, and another to glue the flashlight into the geth's head.

hey Gamer !!!!!!

[Exiledone1]

Reading the google doc now Bazz. Brb

[Dilandau3000]

A quarian, a turian and a human walk into a pub...

EDIT: There's got to be an EIP joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of any...

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 23 avril 2012 - 03:53 .

[bazzag]

GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fenrisfil]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

A quarian, a turian and a human walk into a pub...

EDIT: There's got to be an EIP joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of any...

Barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"

[gamer_girl]

Shh
I'm not actually here.
Just lurking while studying.
*fades into other dimension*

[Dilandau3000]

A human, a turian and a krogan walk into a bar. There are no survivors.

That was my joke for Chora's Den... that's before Tali joins you, unfortunately.

[bazzag]

gamer_girl wrote...

Shh
I'm not actually here.
Just lurking while studying.
*fades into other dimension*

Nooooooooooo!