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[Cheese of Borg]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

ichi9181 wrote...

terrorize the way shepard feels after chap 11 in your fan fic nothing else matters by meattalica

Omg yes! <3



Ok guys, chapter 12 will be done shortly, be prepeared to say goodbye...

Where is this fan fic everyone is talking about?

In my sig

OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU!

YOU LEFT ME HANGING!

When is chapter 12 up?

[Terrorize69]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

ichi9181 wrote...

terrorize the way shepard feels after chap 11 in your fan fic nothing else matters by meattalica

Omg yes! <3



Ok guys, chapter 12 will be done shortly, be prepeared to say goodbye...

Where is this fan fic everyone is talking about?

In my sig

OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU!

YOU LEFT ME HANGING!

When is chapter 12 up?

Chapter 12 was up about 2hrs ago

[bazzag]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Fattness132 wrote...

Terror, you just love to kill characters for dramatic effect don't you?

Characters are thermal clips, you throw them away when done with them :whistle:unless there cute then you keep them by your waist

this is true

except for Tali.

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

[Fenrisfil]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

Tali: I know... the Reapers will never be expecting an army of gun wielding bears!
Shep: Uh, have you been drinking again?
Tali: Shhhh, what do you know? They have shotguns!
Shep: um, okay... are you high?
Tali: Hehe, no but the Bears are! That makes them... immune to doctrination! Immune I tell you!
Shep: I don't think...
Tali: Bosh'tet! Just go look on the forrest ship! It's the Catalyst!
Shep: I think I need to ask Garrus about those Turian Brownies he gave you....

Garrus: :wizard::wizard::wizard:
(sploshun)
Bears only survivors :crying:

Hackett: Now the Bears are taking over? We need a solution fast.
Victus: These brownies Garrus sent over are great
Hackett: What? I need a plan?
Victus: Don't worry. I called in a few favours. We're getting some help from the....

[darthrevaninlight]

^
SPIT OUT MY DRINK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS THREAD

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Fattness132 wrote...

Terror, you just love to kill characters for dramatic effect don't you?

Characters are thermal clips, you throw them away when done with them :whistle:unless there cute then you keep them by your waist

this is true

except for Tali.

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

Until you use them up. Then they're just a waste of space (like Liara) OH SNAP I WENT THERE

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 23 avril 2012 - 10:42 .

[bazzag]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Hackett: Now the Bears are taking over? We need a solution fast.
Victus: These brownies Garrus sent over are great
Hackett: What? I need a plan?
Victus: Don't worry. I called in a few favours. We're getting some help from the....

As long as they don't tapdance...

[bazzag]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Fattness132 wrote...

Terror, you just love to kill characters for dramatic effect don't you?

Characters are thermal clips, you throw them away when done with them :whistle:unless there cute then you keep them by your waist

this is true

except for Tali.

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

Until you use them up. Then they're just a waste of space (like Liara)

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

[Fenrisfil]

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

Until you use them up. Then they're just a waste of space (like Liara)

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

and sometimes they pretend they are going to show you memories and get you pregnant instead.... no wait, that doesn't work (in any way).

[Terrorize69]

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Fattness132 wrote...

Terror, you just love to kill characters for dramatic effect don't you?

Characters are thermal clips, you throw them away when done with them :whistle:unless there cute then you keep them by your waist

this is true

except for Tali.

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

Until you use them up. Then they're just a waste of space (like Liara)

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

So thats why garrus dosnt have a gf...

[forthary]

bazzag wrote...

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

Ha, that would be a cruel joke to pull on Tali, right when she walks into a room, pull out a gun loaded with blanks and start firing at her.

[darthrevaninlight]

^
I don't think that joke would end very well  .___.

Fenrisfil wrote...

bazzag wrote...

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

and sometimes they pretend they are going to show you memories and get you pregnant instead.... no wait, that doesn't work (in any way).

and sometimes they read you poetry and stare at your butt until you feel very uncomfortable and have to leave but instead there is no escape and they still have delusions about that night and send you an email the next time you meet and the email makes you uncomfortable too and you wish you had something to protect yourself with and then you see your Cain 920 and you feel safe again

but that's just a select case.

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 23 avril 2012 - 10:49 .

[Fenrisfil]

A spokesbear for General Polar sent this to Alliance HQ apon hearing about the Penguin amry.

forthary wrote...

Ha, that would be a cruel joke to pull on Tali, right when she walks into a room, pull out a gun loaded with blanks and start firing at her.

But not very funny, especially when Chiktikka goes for your optics.

Top Post:

Those Collectors only had blanks too.

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 23 avril 2012 - 10:51 .

[bazzag]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

bazzag wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

bazzag wrote...

Funny thing about thermal clips...theyre also hot!

Until you use them up. Then they're just a waste of space (like Liara)

and sometimes they fire blanks... ... ... ...

and sometimes they pretend they are going to show you memories and get you pregnant instead.... no wait, that doesn't work (in any way).

and sometimes they read you poetry and stare at your butt until you feel very uncomfortable and have to leave but instead there is no escape and they still have delusions about that night and send you an email the next time you meet and the email makes you uncomfortable too and you wish you had something to protect yourself with and then you see your Cain 920 and you feel safe again

but that's just a select case.

Funny... i had the same experience...

[bazzag]

Fenrisfil wrote...

forthary wrote...

Ha, that would be a cruel joke to pull on Tali, right when she walks into a room, pull out a gun loaded with blanks and start firing at her.

But not very funny, especially when Chiktikka goes for your optics.

And Tali fires her shotgun at your crown jewels...

[darthrevaninlight]

It's funny how if you search ashleymancer on google images, the first two pictures have Tali in them, like this;

[Fenrisfil]

^Hah! That's because even the Ashleymancers themselves know they made a mistake!

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
I don't think that joke would end very well  .___.

Fenrisfil wrote...

and sometimes they pretend they are going to show you memories and get you pregnant instead.... no wait, that doesn't work (in any way).

and sometimes they read you poetry and stare at your butt until you feel very uncomfortable and have to leave but instead there is no escape and they still have delusions about that night and send you an email the next time you meet and the email makes you uncomfortable too and you wish you had something to protect yourself with and then you see your Cain 920 and you feel safe again

but that's just a select case.

Yep. Damn those thermal clips. Bosh'tets!

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 23 avril 2012 - 10:55 .

[Terrorize69]

Oh a little warning, I may not be able to publish chapter 13 on the forum, may have to go fanfiction.net to see it when its ready

[BigglesFlysAgain]

From all your experiences I am glad that Biggles only had one romantic experience in his entire career, with a woman who turned out to be a German spy... And promptly never had an interest in woman ever again...

[forthary]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

It's funny how if you search ashleymancer on google images, the first two pictures have Tali in them, like this;

So many people are jealous of Tali they decide to hate her instead of accept her.  They don't have to love Tali, I can understand we have different tastes, but still...

I'm glad I love Tali, the relationship pays for itself, as im sure it has with many other people who love her.

bazzag wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

forthary wrote...

Ha, that would be a cruel joke to pull on Tali, right when she walks into a room, pull out a gun loaded with blanks and start firing at her.

But not very funny, especially when Chiktikka goes for your optics.

And Tali fires her shotgun at your crown jewels...

It won't be bad at all, if she has her shotgun loaded with blanks...but I bet its loaded with the real thing, isn't it?  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]

There goes my crown jewels... 

Modifié par forthary, 23 avril 2012 - 10:57 .

[Fenrisfil]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

From all your experiences I am glad that Biggles only had one romantic experience in his entire career, with a woman who turned out to be a German spy... And promptly never had an interest in woman ever again...

Well at least he didn't turn Spysexual.

[bazzag]

Fenrisfil wrote...

A spokesbear for General Polar sent this to Alliance HQ apon hearing about the Penguin amry.

http://t1.gstatic.co...nrqnwgABeDBA3UA

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Fenrisfil wrote...

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

From all your experiences I am glad that Biggles only had one romantic experience in his entire career, with a woman who turned out to be a German spy... And promptly never had an interest in woman ever again...

Well at least he didn't turn Spysexual.

Not quite sure what that means... do I want to know?

[Fattness132]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Oh a little warning, I may not be able to publish chapter 13 on the forum, may have to go fanfiction.net to see it when its ready

Well we are all anxiously awaiting.

[bazzag]

seeming as the day is almost over.... HAPPY ST. GEORGES DAY BRITS!

[darthrevaninlight]

^
Wait... happy what day? .__.

Also, that penguin is hilariously intimidating:lol::lol:

--
http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

let's talk about this picture.

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 23 avril 2012 - 11:00 .