And Morning Werdna
Tali'Zorah ME3 Thread *MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!*
#55651
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 10:43
And Morning Werdna
#55652
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 10:49
#55653
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 10:50
BW seems to like giving us.. a few people who.. will pounce everything that moves.Dilandau3000 wrote...
But Kelly isn't gay. Kelly is attracted to everything.Terrorize69 wrote...
Ha, I did intend to put either Steve or Kaidan instead of Kelly, but when somehow she wormed her way into it... I find she read my private messages again and got a headstart.
~~~
*Tali goes to CIC for the first time*
Kelly: "Hey Cutie!"
Tali "...?" *is someone talking to me?*
Kelly: "Cutie'Zorah, cmere a second."
Tali: *cutie'zorah?... oh keelah.. just what kind of ship is this?* "Kelly? Hey."
Kelly: *look at those curves.. and that voice... mmmm* "Just a second, can you turn please? Something is on your back."
Tali: "Eeeek! is it a spider?!" *turns around*
Kelly: *mmmm that ass....* "Oh its gone now."
Tali: ".... was there... something you wanted?"
Kelly: *mmmm oh yes... something I do want...*
Tali: "....Kelly....?"
#55654
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 10:55
*ninja vanishes*
#55655
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 11:06
#55656
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 11:18
#55657
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 11:31
Modifié par Gen Petitt, 01 mai 2012 - 11:31 .
#55658
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:04
#55659
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:13
#55660
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:19
#55661
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:21
And... ew... ew...ewww, Kaidan just touched my shep... he hugged me! Thats it... hes the next victim
#55662
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:23
[edit] Damn, overlooked the top.
Modifié par TrueMadayar, 01 mai 2012 - 12:41 .
#55663
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:29
Stop being such a pansy.Terrorize69 wrote...
Lol.. morning guys
And... ew... ew...ewww, Kaidan just touched my shep... he hugged me! Thats it... hes the next victim
Kaidan hugs aren't anywhere near as good as Tali hugs, but I'd much rather have them than no hugs.
#55664
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:39
Time to attack Kaidans character...
~~~
*Tali and FemShep in bed*
Tali: "Shepard"
Shep: "One sec... reading mirandas mail.. Ha! she got dumped again!"
Tali: "Shepard! Thats so mean!... hehe did she by who?"
Shep: "Doesn't say... ok im done."
Tali: "Erm well... you see... remember you said you liked me... back since we first met?" *looks down and players with her fingers*
Shep: *Oh boy... I know where this is going..* "Yeah?..."
Tali: "Why did you end up... in bed with Kaidan then?"
Shep: *I knew it! Goddammit* "I was drunk... and high... and I thought I was going to die..."
Tali: "But why didn't you spent that time with me instead?..."
Shep: "Easy... I wanted to go to a place worse then hell, so that when I went to hell I could party all night... so I slept with Kaidan."
Tali: "Wha...."
Shep: "If it makes you feel better.. I thought of you the whole time"
Tali: "How??... hes male... im not... it would of been completely different..."
Shep: "HAHAHA..."
Tali: "....?"
Shep: "Sorry.. its just funny, if you slept with Kaidan you'd know why... trust me Tali, your more a man then he is."
Tali: "... Not sure how I should take that..."
Shep: "Yep, thats kinda what he kept saying."
#55665
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:42
Terrorize69 wrote...
No issues hereJust, exploring lol..
Time to attack Kaidans character...
~~~
*Tali and FemShep in bed*
Tali: "Shepard"
Shep: "One sec... reading mirandas mail.. Ha! she got dumped again!"
Tali: "Shepard! Thats so mean!... hehe did she by who?"
Shep: "Doesn't say... ok im done."
Tali: "Erm well... you see... remember you said you liked me... back since we first met?" *looks down and players with her fingers*
Shep: *Oh boy... I know where this is going..* "Yeah?..."
Tali: "Why did you end up... in bed with Kaidan then?"
Shep: *I knew it! Goddammit* "I was drunk... and high... and I thought I was going to die..."
Tali: "But why didn't you spent that time with me instead?..."
Shep: "Easy... I wanted to go to a place worse then hell, so that when I went to hell I could party all night... so I slept with Kaidan."
Tali: "Wha...."
Shep: "If it makes you feel better.. I thought of you the whole time"
Tali: "How??... hes male... im not... it would of been completely different..."
Shep: "HAHAHA..."
Tali: "....?"
Shep: "Sorry.. its just funny, if you slept with Kaidan you'd know why... trust me Tali, your more a man then he is."
Tali: "... Not sure how I should take that..."
Shep: "Yep, thats kinda what he kept saying."
*Flight gauntleted facepalm
Modifié par BigglesFlysAgain, 01 mai 2012 - 12:43 .
#55666
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:53
Hmmm, exploring huh?Terrorize69 wrote...
Just, exploring lol..
I can think of several kinds of exploring I'd like to do. Such as exploring what kind of massage best soothes the quarian soul?
How best to win at handsies and footsies?
How much meat Tali would scarf down before she starts compaining of aches and needs a rub?
How best to feed her so she doesn't overeat?
Just exactly how addictive that purring is?
#55667
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:54
Garrus!! That bastardTrueMadayar wrote...
Terror's got issues. I suppose a Dark Banishing is in order.
[edit] Damn, overlooked the top.
#55668
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 12:57
N7Kopper wrote...
Hmmm, exploring huh?Terrorize69 wrote...
Just, exploring lol..
I can think of several kinds of exploring I'd like to do. Such as exploring what kind of massage best soothes the quarian soul?
How best to win at handsies and footsies?
How much meat Tali would scarf down before she starts compaining of aches and needs a rub?
How best to feed her so she doesn't overeat?
Just exactly how addictive that purring is?
I want to explore her suit to find all these pockets she claims it has. That's a pretty tight piece of clothing to be able to have pockets with much room to carry anything. lmao
#55669
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:06
I just want to cuddle and tickle and kiss her into unconsiousness.Deoku wrote...
N7Kopper wrote...
Hmmm, exploring huh?Terrorize69 wrote...
Just, exploring lol..
I can think of several kinds of exploring I'd like to do. Such as exploring what kind of massage best soothes the quarian soul?
How best to win at handsies and footsies?
How much meat Tali would scarf down before she starts compaining of aches and needs a rub?
How best to feed her so she doesn't overeat?
Just exactly how addictive that purring is?
I want to explore her suit to find all these pockets she claims it has. That's a pretty tight piece of clothing to be able to have pockets with much room to carry anything. lmao
#55670
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:15
Hopefully sleep-enduced, and not because you kissed her too long and she couldn't breathe.exelsis wrote...
I just want to cuddle and tickle and kiss her into unconsiousness.Deoku wrote...
N7Kopper wrote...
Hmmm, exploring huh?Terrorize69 wrote...
Just, exploring lol..
I can think of several kinds of exploring I'd like to do. Such as exploring what kind of massage best soothes the quarian soul?
How best to win at handsies and footsies?
How much meat Tali would scarf down before she starts compaining of aches and needs a rub?
How best to feed her so she doesn't overeat?
Just exactly how addictive that purring is?
I want to explore her suit to find all these pockets she claims it has. That's a pretty tight piece of clothing to be able to have pockets with much room to carry anything. lmao
But I wonder if those installed cybernetics are sensitive at all?
It doesn't matter... we're tired...
That heart. <3 So rhythimic...
#55671
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:20
Not suffocation, but something else involving lots of neurotransmitters and loss of muscle control. That sensitive skin.N7Kopper wrote...
Hopefully sleep-enduced, and not because you kissed her too long and she couldn't breathe.exelsis wrote...
I just want to cuddle and tickle and kiss her into unconsiousness.Deoku wrote...
I want to explore her suit to find all these pockets she claims it has. That's a pretty tight piece of clothing to be able to have pockets with much room to carry anything. lmaoN7Kopper wrote...
I can think of several kinds of exploring I'd like to do. Such as exploring what kind of massage best soothes the quarian soul?
How best to win at handsies and footsies?
How much meat Tali would scarf down before she starts compaining of aches and needs a rub?
How best to feed her so she doesn't overeat?
Just exactly how addictive that purring is?
But I wonder if those installed cybernetics are sensitive at all? It doesn't matter... we're tired... That heart. <3 So rhythimic...
#55672
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:32
Less of that kind of thing, more just... holding. Perhaps some kisses. Taking in each other with all the senses.
Besides, after a long, hard bout of galaxy saving, house building - losing each other, losing each other again, coming incredibly close to losing each other for good, twice, (three times if you count the Collector attack that is mentioned first) and finally getting set up and settled down, I'd be too tired for a pounce, either to give or get one.
#55673
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:44
TrueMadayar wrote...
Terror's got issues. I suppose a Dark Banishing is in order.
[edit] Damn, overlooked the top.
Too much GarrusXTali if you ask me.......
#55674
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:47

Hmm...
I think she wants me somewhere.
Keelah se'lai and all that.
You could just get lost... anywhere, really. Eyes, nose, mouth, ear equivalents, hands, feet, hips, fragrance, voice.
But most of all, dat personality.
Modifié par N7Kopper, 01 mai 2012 - 01:50 .
#55675
Posté 01 mai 2012 - 01:56





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