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[Gen Petitt]

This post here from yesterday could not post or check the fourms on this profile

TrueMadayar wrote...

"...a female quarian."

*Tali and Shepard are standing in the forensics laboratory, checking the large computer display. A human forensics expert and a quarian medic are standing next to them, both with the obligatory datapad in hands*

Forensics expert: About 16 earth years old...

Tali *touched*: Oh, so young...

Forensics expert: Born in space, came here with the life ships, was living with her parents...

Shepard: I can read, Gen. Don't waste my time. All quarians are spacers.

Gen: Not all of them...

Shepard: All sixteen year olds! Now how did she die?

Medic: We don't know.

Tali: What do you mean, you don't know?

Medic: Well, we know the cause of death.

Shepard: You've been around Gen too much. How did she die?

Medic: Stroke.

Tali / Shepard: What?

Medic: She shows all signs of a severe stroke. You can see the intra-axial hemorrhage here in the orbital and dorsolateral...

Shepard: Write the details into the report. How can she have a stroke?

Medic: That is what we don't know.

Shepard: So if it was an i-a-hemorrhage, there must be severe bleeding. Where does it come from?

Medic: As you can see on the scan here...

Shepard: All I see is a big black spot.

Medic: Well...that's about it.

Shepard: Could you per chance specify that?

Medic: There is nothing left in the orbital and dorsolateral frontal lobes. When we opened her up after scanning, we found ... goo. Literally.

Tali: But...how is that possible?

Medic: From a medicinal standpoint, there are several possibilities, all equally unlikely...

Shepard: Gen, how is it possible?

Gen: Not really sure. But I have a pet theory here...

Shepard: Spit it out.

Gen: Well, there is one big plus on those envirosuits. They log everything.

Tali: You read out her logs?

Gen: Of course. She died from a stroke, at age 16.

Tali: But those are very intimate details!

Gen: Especially here. If I may direct your attention to the software logs...

Tali: Shepard, I really think we shouldn't...

Shepard: Okay, for the record, you had the parents permission for this, right?

Gen: Right.

Shepard: All right then. Seems she had some environment enhancers, massage software, S...scent alterators? Weird.

Gen: Oh, rather common for young quarians, I assure you. Now, you see this software here, "Nerve Stim"?

Shepard: Yeah.

*Tali gets beet red*

Gen: Well, that is, how to phrase it best, a pleasure software.

Shepard: Yeah, I read about it.

*Tali's expression changes from embarassed to irritated*

Gen: You did?

Shepard: Yeah, some files. Anyway, how is this important? It says "deinstalled" right here.

Gen: Yeah, because she got Nerve Stim Pro.

Tali *getting a grip*: Wait...that is really expensive.

Gen: It's a bootleg software.

Tali: What? Those are dangerous, everybody knows that!

Gen: Which is why this is my pet theory.

Shepard: How can you get bootleg software into an envirosuit system? Aren't those too specific to alter the normal procedures?

Gen: Yeah, most bootlegs are just the normal demo software with the trial period removed. But this one was never a demo, it's the full thing. Also, it was not downloaded from extranet or something, but manually installed.

Tali: What? Who even does that, except hackers who don't want to be traced?

Shepard: And seeing her software choice, she obviously was more of a ditzy.

Tali: What's a ditzy?

Shepard: I'll explain later. Did she use the software?

Gen: Extensively. She got it two days ago, and used it 27 times according to the logs.

Tali *turning completely red*: Thats...impressive.

Shepard: How long?

Gen: Some just seconds, some very long...she used the crap out of it, given the time.

Shepard: Any reports on any software causing strokes or severe brain damage?

Medic: Not to the day, no.

Shepard: Okay. Keep us posted, you two. If you find any other reasons this could've happened, let us know.

Gen: Will do.

Shepard: Let's go.

Tali *while walking out with him*: How do you know Nerve Stim?

Shepard: Shadow Broker had files on your extranet history. Sent the term through Centil afterwards.

Tali *turning even redder than before*: I will kill Liara for this.

Shepard: It was saved by the former Shadow Broker.

Tali: She killed him, so I kill her!

Shepard: That don't make no sense.

Tali: You want me to kill you, too?

Shepard: Later, love.

Tali: Oh, shut up...

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And I never read or even heard of Ace Attorney before you mentioned it, Revan. All I know is - everything I learned about life I learned from shoujo manga.

[Messier87]

TrueMadayar wrote...

*snip*

First of all - they all look cute when a GIRL makes them!

Second - I want Tali to make all of them.

Third - cool, Quarians are coming with built-in peace signs!

Sounds like a future sketch to me, as long as I don't have to draw a duck face.

[gamer_girl]

Psst
Guys I'm bored.

[Gen Petitt]

gamer_girl wrote...

Psst
Guys I'm bored.

Hello bored how are you:P

[Gen Petitt]

CLEAR!

[Ponei]

 ^That's some good stuff right there Gen  


Oh and we need some of this

[Gen Petitt]

I did not write it thank the person who did

[Ponei]

Gen Petitt wrote...

I did not write it thank the person who did

Oh I'm aware of that, though I can thank you for reposting it. 

[TrueMadayar]

gamer_girl wrote...

Psst
Guys I'm bored.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thermonuclear war!

That should liven things up. Alternatively, go to bed, it's past 2 am somewhere.

Night!

[gamer_girl]

You guys should entertain me.

[Ticonderoga117]

gamer_girl wrote...

You guys should entertain me.

Uhm... uhm...
<.<
>.>
This? being played by DJ Tali in a disco on Rannoch that she and Shepard opened?

[Ponei]

Night again Mad.

gamer girl how do you like beign entertained?

Never seen this one before but seems legit 

Modifié par Ponei, 06 mai 2012 - 12:32 .

[Jull3]

I am partly back, getting the last of the Alcohol.

Poker's fun, but Blackjack is my game.

In terms of Magic I have three combos.

Mind Unbound + 2 Jace's Erasures

Jace, Memory adept (2 in the deck to ensure I get him) + 2 Jace's Erasure

Mill myself + Beacon of Tomorrows + Jaces Erasure + Cure of Echos (Copy any counter spells my opponents cast)

This is the hardest, but the most fun. You just keep going, over and over again. You get into an infinite loop of milling the opponent.

[Cheese of Borg]

^ I dont think that nerve stim is a "vibrator" program, Tali gets the pro version installed even though she "goes natural" with the comander. PLus the quarian on illium was about to turn it on in public. I think it just makes it feel like the suit isnt there, alowing the user to "feel" the world around them.

[Ponei]

Jull3 wrote...

I am partly back, getting the last of the Alcohol.

Poker's fun, but Blackjack is my game.

In terms of Magic I have three combos.

Mind Unbound + 2 Jace's Erasures

Jace, Memory adept (2 in the deck to ensure I get him) + 2 Jace's Erasure

Mill myself + Beacon of Tomorrows + Jaces Erasure + Cure of Echos (Copy any counter spells my opponents cast)

This is the hardest, but the most fun. You just keep going, over and over again. You get into an infinite loop of milling the opponent.

Help me understand 

[Gameguy154]

what the hell, my post took like twenty minutes to, well...post.

Modifié par Gameguy154, 06 mai 2012 - 12:36 .

[gamer_girl]

If anyone would like to PM me since I'm bored that would be really cool.

[Jull3]

Ponei wrote...

Jull3 wrote...

I am partly back, getting the last of the Alcohol.

Poker's fun, but Blackjack is my game.

In terms of Magic I have three combos.

Mind Unbound + 2 Jace's Erasures

Jace, Memory adept (2 in the deck to ensure I get him) + 2 Jace's Erasure

Mill myself + Beacon of Tomorrows + Jaces Erasure + Cure of Echos (Copy any counter spells my opponents cast)

This is the hardest, but the most fun. You just keep going, over and over again. You get into an infinite loop of milling the opponent.

Help me understand 

Lol okay, in magic there are a few decks that I run, my favorite is my "Mill" deck, you make the opponent discard their deck into the graveyard. Each combo ensure that my opponent is constantly "milling" their deck.

mind unbound increases it's effectiveness each turn, let's me draw extra cards. Turn one I draw two cards, turn two I drw three, so on.

Jace's Erasure has the effect of letting me pick the opponent that I want to mill. For each card I draw, they discard a card. Jace's Erasure, if I have two, I can activate it's ability twice. So, for each card I draw, my opponent discards two cards.

That's the complicated run down.

[Ponei]

So anybody here want to play some MP? (PC)

[N7Kopper]

Oh hey guys.
...It looks like people butted heads a while back, and I'm just going to say...
In my opinion, both parties were wrong. Now let's keep the issue buried.

...what's going down?

Modifié par N7Kopper, 06 mai 2012 - 12:42 .

[Jull3]

Talking Magic, Tali, and getting Alcohol soon.

[Ponei]

Jull3 wrote...

Ponei wrote...

Jull3 wrote...

I am partly back, getting the last of the Alcohol.

Poker's fun, but Blackjack is my game.

In terms of Magic I have three combos.

Mind Unbound + 2 Jace's Erasures

Jace, Memory adept (2 in the deck to ensure I get him) + 2 Jace's Erasure

Mill myself + Beacon of Tomorrows + Jaces Erasure + Cure of Echos (Copy any counter spells my opponents cast)

This is the hardest, but the most fun. You just keep going, over and over again. You get into an infinite loop of milling the opponent.

Help me understand 

Lol okay, in magic there are a few decks that I run, my favorite is my "Mill" deck, you make the opponent discard their deck into the graveyard. Each combo ensure that my opponent is constantly "milling" their deck.

mind unbound increases it's effectiveness each turn, let's me draw extra cards. Turn one I draw two cards, turn two I drw three, so on.

Jace's Erasure has the effect of letting me pick the opponent that I want to mill. For each card I draw, they discard a card. Jace's Erasure, if I have two, I can activate it's ability twice. So, for each card I draw, my opponent discards two cards.

That's the complicated run down.

Oh now i get it, Magic the card game. Not a big fan of that one but I've seen it in action sometimes, my friends played it at school. The only card games I can think of that I played back then are yugioh and pokemon lol, I may still have most of them here 

[Jull3]

I ran a Dark Paladin deck in Yugioh, with FLUTE OF SUMMONING DRAGON!!! lol

[Ponei]

N7Kopper wrote...

Oh hey guys.
...It looks like people butted heads a while back, and I'm just going to say...
In my opinion, both parties were wrong. Now let's keep the issue buried.

...what's going down?

The thread seems really empty to me  wonder what happened back there while I was off, not going to check either due to my lazyness 

[Jull3]

It was silly Ponei, it really was. I don't think either side was right or wrong. Either way, we also discussed which pokemon Tali would use. I said two, Torterra and Raichu.