AnubisEgyptainLordofDeath wrote...
Terrorize69 wrote...
I'm always nice N7 
Hi Anubis
Welcome to my lair.
Pooooneeeei! Heya
I being lurking this thread long enough to know about you
also your fanfic is very good. i wish it was an DLC expansion pack it almost made Mass Effect 3 endings worth it.
Aha.. not sure I should ask what you know about me lol

Here, as your new here, or new to speak.. Have a little ME2 parody sniplet...
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FemShep heads down to the CIC deck where she is caught by Kelly.Kelly: Commander.
Shep: I don't want to check my messages, shut the hell up!
Kelly: I wasn't going to say that... Tali seems to be abit distraught on the engineering deck..
Shep: *Sigh* I havn't even had my coffee yet... fine fine whatever, I'll go see her.
Kelly: Oh and you have un...
Shep: Shut the **** up woman!
Shepard heads into the life and takes it down to the fourth deck.Shepard: I really need to get some music sorted for the lift, the amount of time I spend in it...
She leaves the lift and heads over to Tali who she see's crying softly over her console.Tali: *sobs*
Shep: Tali? Are you ok?
Tali: No! you know I'm not! This is all your fault! you're so mean!
Shepard: Dafug! I only just got the hell up, I havn't even had my coffee yet!
Tali: And who did you get up next to!?
Shepard: Garrus...?
Tali: So you don't even try to deny it! *sobs*
Shepard: ...wait what? Oh.. sorry... I didn't know you liked him in that way, you should of said.. I'll put in a good word for you, we aint exclusive..
Tali: Its not about that! You said you couldn't decided who your BFF was! and that we both were! But here you are giving Garrus special treatment!
Shepard: What the...
Tali: If we both were equal you wouldn't treat us differently!
Shepard: Tali! I can't for two reasons! 1) It's biologically impossible. And 2) It's biologically impossible.
Tali: But your Shepard! You make the impossible, possible!
Shepard: Thats true but...
Tali: But maybe your not as epic as you let people think...
Shepard: Dont you go there...
Tali: Maybe your only just about as epic as Jacob...
Shepard: ...
Tali: Maybe even less so... fine! I'll go see Jacob instead!
Shepard: Like hell you will! **** it, up to my cabin now!
Tali: Really?
Shepard: Yes really, I'll show you why I'm so epic! And why Jacob sucks.
Tali: Yipee! *skips off*
Shepard: ...wait.. ****...
Shepard looks over at Gabby and Kenneth. They quickly get back to work.