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[Ticonderoga117]

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

You know what I like about this thread?  I can be having a bad day, and I'll come in here and see some Tali, and suddenly I'm like: .

'Tis soothing.

A couple (ie hundreds or so lol) pages back it was said Tali heals all wounds. She is a soothing balm upon any malady, and it is minty smelling.

[Grimez7]

-N7-Seeker wrote...

MATH Mental Abuse To Humans

this is the single most true statement in the history of mankind

[Jull3]

Hello all. How's it goin? If you're down to play some MP, let me know.

Jace the Adept on Xbox

Booba607 on PSN

Screw the PC!!! Jk

[TrueMadayar]

darthrevaninlight wrote...



finals and projects bro ;__; multitasking spreads me thin across the map

Not true, I've been on several maps today alone, have not seen any quarian girl studying for finals on any of them.

[Anubis722]

Grimez7 wrote...

-N7-Seeker wrote...

MATH Mental Abuse To Humans

this is the single most true statement in the history of mankind

Words quote as truth 

[Tom80]

Deoku wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Tali would rather sleep with Jacob then see Nicolas Cage added to ME3 lol

No....just,no..    Both are equally unwanted

AGREED !!!!!!!!

[Gen Petitt]

And SPARTAN A-196 has returned to the thread so what have I missed?

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Oh hey all. I'm back from school. How goes it? Also anyone here take a looksy at the new chapter yet?

[Gen Petitt]

Grimez7 wrote...

-N7-Seeker wrote...

MATH Mental Abuse To Humans

this is the single most true statement in the history of mankind

But I love math it is fun I even enjoy it as a SPARTAN III

[antique_nova]

Olueq wrote...

I cant get homeworlds 2. They dont accept paypal. They should sell them at the bioware store.

i reserved my copy a few weeks before the ME3 release and it got dispatched about 1-2 weeks ago and i have yet to see it...:/

[Ponei]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Oh hey all. I'm back from school. How goes it? Also anyone here take a looksy at the new chapter yet?

Hey Blazen I read your chapter a few hours ago, got me entertained 

Looking forward to it!

[darthrevaninlight]

TrueMadayar wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...



finals and projects bro ;__; multitasking spreads me thin across the map

Not true, I've been on several maps today alone, have not seen any quarian girl studying for finals on any of them.

That's kuz she's the Illusive Woman.

[TrueMadayar]

darthrevaninlight wrote...


That's kuz she's the Illusive Woman.

Ah, that was you? I knew there was something compelling about you. Do you even smoke?

[N7Kopper]

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

You know what I like about this thread?  I can be having a bad day, and I'll come in here and see some Tali, and suddenly I'm like: .

'Tis soothing.

A couple (ie hundreds or so lol) pages back it was said Tali heals all wounds. She is a soothing balm upon any malady, and it is minty smelling.

Minty? It's all-natural, and smells faintly of cinnamon and honey. <3
But then again, she thinks the same of Shepard. Don't know what he smells like to her though.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Ponei wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Oh hey all. I'm back from school. How goes it? Also anyone here take a looksy at the new chapter yet?

Hey Blazen I read your chapter a few hours ago, got me entertained 

Looking forward to it!

Hell yeeah.

[darthrevaninlight]

TrueMadayar wrote...

Ah, that was you? I knew there was something compelling about you. Do you even smoke?

sometimes i eat those sugar candies and blow sugar smoke into the air. 

[gamer_girl]

Hey people.

[N7Kopper]

Hey gamer.
Just at a loss for a topic atm.

[exelsis]

This is the topic. Every day.

[N7Kopper]

Blurry flotilla ships? What a fascinating topic.

In all seriousness, though - I found a picture that would be utterly incredible were it not for a fact that the artist missed out Tali's vestigal toes.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 08 mai 2012 - 09:31 .

[gamer_girl]

I can't get my streaming to work anymore...
Hate it when they update the script and it screws everything up... >:/

Modifié par gamer_girl, 08 mai 2012 - 09:32 .

[ichi9181]

hello folks

[TrueMadayar]

"Ugh, what a day!"

*Tali and Shepard return into their Rannoch home, a small one-level home built on a base isolation and ranch-like layout. As they leave their small shuttle, Shepard takes the groceries out, leaving Tali to open the door. She does so by holding up her omni-tool, which quickly enters the code. The sliding door is removed with a swishing sound, as the beaten down quarian enters the temperated room behind it. Shepard closes the door behind him and brings the groceries into the small kitchen*

Tali *checking the environmental stats on the wall panel*: I'm so beaten down.

Shepard *taking out his gun and putting it on the kitchen table*: T'was a hard day.

Tali *removes her mask*: Yes. It was.

Shepard *starting to move groceries into the cupboards and fridge*: What do you want to eat?

Tali *moves her hood back and loosens her hair*: Dunno. What are you in the mood for?

Shepard: Nothing fancy. Pizza?

Tali: Thai?

Shepard: Too spicy. Chinese?

Tali: Mexican?

Shepard: Asari?

Tali: With Turian brandy?

Shepard: Sounds good.

Tali: I'll order.

Shepard *stretching and taking the gun from the table*: Can I go bathe first?

Tali: Sure, love. *lifting hand* Hello? From Illium to Thessia? I want to order something. Yes, delivery.

*Shepard gets into the bathroom which has a big central bathtub. He lets hot water run into it while he removes his armour, laying his sidearm on the small rest aside of the tub. His body is bruised and battered, showing fresh scars and blood-underlined skin. Standing in front of the large mirror, he observes the damage*

Shepard: Son of a Varren.

*Shepard stops the water and slides into the tub. Sinking back, he leans himself on the backrest and closes his eyes*

Shepard: "Doma, play Finntroll - Tomhet och Tystnad Härska."

*The irie sounds of music fill the bathroom, as the scent of added ingredients makes the bath smell herbal. Shepard leans back for a minute and starts to breathe more relaxing. As the polka bit of the song starts, he slightly opens his eyes*

Shepard: "Doma, open display."

*the orange glowing display crosses in the air over the bathtub. Data files are listed on the side*

Shepard: "Display Case 2873."

*The data file opens with the pictures of the autopsies of the dead quarian girl. A list of notes scrolls alongside it.*

Shepard: "Display Case 2871."

*another file opens aside it, this time the shooting victims and location of the spaceport shooting are running through*

Shepard: "Display Case 2835."

*a third file with the picture of a Quarian, obviously dead, and another scroll of notes, is opened. For a while Shepard is looking over the files and reading, as the song repeats.*

Shepard: "Doma, open "Waltari - Albums: So Fine! and Torcha!" Start with "Waltari - Celtic Funk"."

*the music starts to change into heavy metal. Shepard continues reading as he tries to move as little as possible*

Shepard: "Open shipping records of Rannoch Central Spaceport."

*the display is filled with a new case of files, as the others are moved into the back.*

Shepard: "Keyword: nutrition paste"

Doma VI: "The search exceeds 20.000 files. Do you wish to display or specify?"

Shepard: "Keyword: turian nutrition paste"

Doma VI: "The search exceeds 20.000 files. Do you wish to display or specify?"

Shepard: "Keyword: Nutrition Paste Donation."

*A list pops up with a big "4714" on top.*

Shepard: "Cluster on shipments - five a time."

*the list is shortened massively*

Shepard: "Cluster - more than five a time."

*the list is reduced to a handful*

Shepard: Compare work schedule Case 2835 to all shipping dates.

*the list gets longer again*

Shepard: Hmmmm...

*he looks at them as the music hammers through the bathroom.*

Shepard: Display standard scanning procedures Rannoch Central Starport."

*A file named classified is opened and displayed*

Shepard: Display work schedule case 2835 on scanning station duty to shipping dates.

*the list is moved to the top again, displaying only four items now*

Shepard: Save to cases 2835 and 1871, close cases.

*the lists and files disappear*

Shepard *sighing and leaning back*: Put on "Finntroll - Rök".

*relaxing to the music, he closes his eyes again*

[N7Kopper]

Don't know if being lewd, or thinking quarian diets are heavily salty.
We all know who'd win in a shotgun battle though. It's not the one with three digits on one hand.