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sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

It is not perfectly accurate. A Talimancer does not call the pack, if you do not want to romance her. A Talimancer calls the pack, when you openly and rudely hate Tali.

Also, we do not really care about how her sweat smells like. It was posted by someone, and it stuck for a while.

And yes, that was a creepy post.

[Apathy1989]

sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

lol perhaps for some people. I don't care about non-talimancers though, and often think they are often more aggressive than us. More crazy? Perhaps not.

[iSpaz]

Omg we totally talk about her sweat on a daily basis... 

Seriously though this thread has taken some very... Um interesting turns on occasion. As has other character threads but not once have I seen anyone in here talk about her sweat. It's quite funny and sad how one person has pretty much branded all Talimancers as such. How lovely...

Anyway have a Tali.

[Exozze]

sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

Read that one a while back. I lol'd hard. 

Have a dance! 

[Sifr]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Nozzivix wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Just played the EC dlc again yesterday (As always i picked destroy). For the first time i felt i was finished, and shepard could finally settledown with tali.

On another note, has anyone ever thought about shepard learnijg kelish so he can listen to her voice without a.translator? Judging from the untranslated quarian you hear in ME2 humas should be able too.

Beat you to it. That's been my headcanon for ages.

For days i've been thinking about them turning off the translator for their first romantic eavning on rannoch...

DONT JUDGE ME!

In my head, Shepard's been learning Keelish in secret every since he grabbed the Quarian tablets from Hock's vault.

[zapphoman24]

sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

I have seen someone talk about Talis sweat on here before. I didn't join in on that conversation. I'm a big fan of Tali, but I'm not going to go that far with it.

And as far as hating on anyone "who doesn't want to f*ck Tali" (kind of a harsh way to put it no?) I really don't car who other people romance. I actually see why people would want to romance the likes of Ashley, Liara, Miranda, and Jack (Jack is actually my second favorite Mass Effect romance and I was just as hurt as all the Jackolytes over the poor treatment of her romance part). I just prefer Tali.

[Tom80]

sporeian wrote...

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

Emphasis on "very" !

[Grand Champion]

 A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who disrespects Tali. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Quarians.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

Fixed.

[Tokaki]

Could be worse. We could be like the Liara-lovers? (What do you even call those people?) I mean, they got so rabid they got their own DLC.

Which makes me wonder if that would be what we'd have to do to get a Tali-DLC.

OK. EVERYONE BE CREEPY AND RABID. XD

(Not that I can talk overmuch.  I am leveling a Femshep right now JUST so I can do the romance thing with my third favorite romancable character in the ME series.   Tali > Jack > Traynor. )

Modifié par Tokaki, 30 juillet 2012 - 02:05 .

[SilverEchidna]

I'm thankful that the recent posts here have not been like that creepy question. Much of it has been relatively... normal, I guess.

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

BrysonC wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Its up! It mught be good, might not.

http://famguy777.deviantart.com/

An interesting take on Shepard's decision - wish it were a little longer, and am hoping that the first chapter is a heftier chunk of fanfic goodness.

Also, you might consider posting it to Fanfiction.net, where I think you'd find a larger readerbase and a higher chance of helpful reviews.

Yeah. It was just a beta, see how I liked it. It was pretty fun so I'll do more. And I'm about to upload it there.
But yeah, there will be alot longer ones, alittle darker. I mean, Tali was obsessed with Shepard. So she is gonna be a alot depressed.

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

After reading through fanfiction.net, i'm just gonna stick to deviantart.

[Dragon_Claw]

sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

Begun Chapter 1 of my fanfic, already three times as long as the prologue.

[Banul]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

sporeian wrote...

Question, now don't go all crazy on me, but I'm just wondering... is this acurate?




A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to f*ck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are f*cked.

"It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc,"

-A post by a very creepy Talimancer

dolan y u do dis

[forthary]

Here's a rather interesting question:

Let's say you and Tali get a geth simulator (Similar to the one in the Geth Fighter Mission but it functions like a holodeck in your mind) for your home. What's one thing you would want to do with Tali in the holodeck-like simulator? Knowing us, I would probably blow up some geth. With a Tommy gun. In a 1950's like bar. With the safeties on so they can't kill us. And beer. Lot's of beer. In glasses.

[Sifr]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

When Tali said that Geth were uploading themselves into Quarian suits I didn't think she meant physically!

[InLoveWithTaliZorah]

forthary wrote...

Here's a rather interesting question:

Let's say you and Tali get a geth simulator (Similar to the one in the Geth Fighter Mission but it functions like a holodeck in your mind) for your home. What's one thing you would want to do with Tali in the holodeck-like simulator? Knowing us, I would probably blow up some geth. With a Tommy gun. In a 1950's like bar. With the safeties on so they can't kill us. And beer. Lot's of beer. In glasses.

With plenty of emergency induction ports available.

Hmmm... I would have it place us in... the Wheel of Time world. It's a great sword and sorcery book series. Being with Tali in that world (with a sufficiently large supply of Mass Effect weapons to last a lifetime, such as the unlimited ME1 guns and so on) would be amazing!

[BrysonC]

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

After reading through fanfiction.net, i'm just gonna stick to deviantart.

Oh? Can I ask what scared you away from fanfic.net?

[Sifr]

forthary wrote...

Here's a rather interesting question:

Let's say you and Tali get a geth simulator (Similar to the one in the Geth Fighter Mission but it functions like a holodeck in your mind) for your home. What's one thing you would want to do with Tali in the holodeck-like simulator? Knowing us, I would probably blow up some geth. With a Tommy gun. In a 1950's like bar. With the safeties on so they can't kill us. And beer. Lot's of beer. In glasses.

Since we know that even though she's adapted to Shepard, there is still a ton of risks, so she can't go without her suit all of the time. I'd say use it so that those nights in the real world, such as when Shep gets the flu etc, they still have a way of being together without any risk.

Sappy I know, but highly pragmatic.

Also, because Shepard owes it to Legion, I think Shepard and Tali might use it to brainstorm ideas on how to bring back the Geth, but this time, treat them properly.

Modifié par Sifr1449, 30 juillet 2012 - 04:02 .

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

BrysonC wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

After reading through fanfiction.net, i'm just gonna stick to deviantart.

Oh? Can I ask what scared you away from fanfic.net?

Gotta wait two days before posting anything,  Nothing mature mature( Possibly a sexing scene.) .

Next one is up. Its longer than the prologue, but still short. But most people take a week or more for the next chapter, mine will be every one to three days.


 http://famguy777.dev...rt.com/gallery/

And please leave some feed back.

[Tom80]

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

BrysonC wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

After reading through fanfiction.net, i'm just gonna stick to deviantart.

Oh? Can I ask what scared you away from fanfic.net?

Gotta wait two days before posting anything,  Nothing mature mature( Possibly a sexing scene.) .

Next one is up. Its longer than the prologue, but still short. But most people take a week or more for the next chapter, mine will be every one to three days.


 http://famguy777.dev...rt.com/gallery/

And please leave some feed back.

The next chap needs a happy-crying, laughing Tali !
That's for sure.

So good so far.

[zapphoman24]

Way too close to the bottom. BUMP FOR TALI!!!!

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

Bumpety bump bump

[JesseLee202]

That picture is the most disturbing thing...