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[18 Brains]

exelsis wrote...

Oh, you're the tali steak dinner guy. I'd recommend a better spellcheck.

Shepard making Tali a steak dinner?  Heavy risk... but the STEAK.

[amxstyle]

Dextro filet mignon!

[exelsis]

18 Brains wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Oh, you're the tali steak dinner guy. I'd recommend a better spellcheck.

Shepard making Tali a steak dinner?  Heavy risk... but the STEAK.

Of course! Cooking up a turian slab of meat on the ship, helping her cut it up and fork-feed it to her, then cuddling up to her and kissing and rubbing her sore tummy from all the volume in her tiny atrophied stomach. Best. Dinner. Ever.

[Eeeeeagle]

Some weird things goin' down in hurr...

[exelsis]

Eeeeeagle wrote...

Some weird things goin' down in hurr...

Nothing wrong with tali snuggling. Everything right with tali snuggling, actually.

[Zazzerka]

exelsis wrote...
Cooking up a turian slab of meat on the ship, helping her cut it up and fork-feed it to her, then cuddling up to her and kissing and rubbingher sore tummy from all the volume in her tiny atrophied stomach. Best. Dinner. Ever.

I hope you don't mean a slab of actual turian.
I mean it'd be edible for her, but I'm not sure Tali would approve.

[Eeeeeagle]

exelsis wrote...

Eeeeeagle wrote...

Some weird things goin' down in hurr...

Nothing wrong with tali snuggling. Everything right with tali snuggling, actually.

Nah, not just that.

Been creepin' this place for a while. It's very interesting, no doubt

[Banul]

I could never kill Garrus, hes my bro.

[exelsis]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

exelsis wrote...
Cooking up a turian slab of meat on the ship, helping her cut it up and fork-feed it to her, then cuddling up to her and kissing and rubbingher sore tummy from all the volume in her tiny atrophied stomach. Best. Dinner. Ever.

I hope you don't mean a slab of actual turian.
I mean it'd be edible for her, but I'm not sure Tali would approve.

I'd imagine turian tastes something like pheasant. Not too appetizing. I'd get tali high-quality tenderloin from a dextro cow thing. Sterilized and flash frozen for safe preservation.

-15000 credits
+15 paragon
tali approves +75

[Zazzerka]

And hopefully Garrus will never know where that steak-sized slab of his mid-section has gone.

[BrysonC]

exelsis wrote...
Of course! Cooking up a turian slab of meat on the ship, helping her cut it up and fork-feed it to her, then cuddling up to her and kissing and rubbing her sore tummy from all the volume in her tiny atrophied stomach. Best. Dinner. Ever.

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any weirder. Exelsis, ladies and gentlemen!

[Terrorize69]

Garrus is at the mercy of the dominating females, tali held a shotgun to his and forced him to apply some upgrades to Femsheps armour. Now Tali has remote access to some of those features, used both in the cabin and during missions.

Femshep: "What the hell! My pants are vibrating again! Seriously did legion upload himself in here before he died?!"

[Unschuld]

 Talinerds who become irate at the mere insinuation of any sort of Garrus relations befuddle me. So here is your reward.

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Modifié par Unschuld, 20 septembre 2012 - 02:03 .

[Unschuld]

To long has it been since the pot was last stirred.


Calibrations! Calibrations for EVERYONE!

[exelsis]

BrysonC wrote...

exelsis wrote...
Of course! Cooking up a turian slab of meat on the ship, helping her cut it up and fork-feed it to her, then cuddling up to her and kissing and rubbing her sore tummy from all the volume in her tiny atrophied stomach. Best. Dinner. Ever.

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any weirder. Exelsis, ladies and gentlemen!

Whachutawkin'bout?

tali normally eats nutrient paste, with little volume, mass, and flavour. So, her stomach would be shrunken to adapt to the small amounts it normally contains so that tali isn't freaking hungry all the time. A small steak for her would be like an entire chicken for a human. And as such, after her first good meal of meat, she would get a tummyache. Being the nice guy that I am, I'd snuggle up with her on the bed and rub her tummy and kiss her better. What's not to want?

@unchuld, your pics didn't work. Improper formatting?

Modifié par exelsis, 20 septembre 2012 - 01:59 .

[CrimsonN7]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Garrus is at the mercy of the dominating females, tali held a shotgun to his and forced him to apply some upgrades to Femsheps armour. Now Tali has remote access to some of those features, used both in the cabin and during missions.

Femshep: "What the hell! My pants are vibrating again! Seriously did legion upload himself in here before he died?!"

I think I know where this is going...

Tali: My turn
....
Garrus: Damn right!!!

[Unschuld]

@exelis

It's dead, Jim.

This phone is worthless for editing.

Modifié par Unschuld, 20 septembre 2012 - 02:05 .

[exelsis]

[sarahann62380]

Hey, so if you guys are not aware, we started a romance DLC blog that displays the results of a survey that was done back in July. It was created in hopes of showing what we liked about the romances, what we wished would have happened, what we were missing, etc. Now, we are looking for guest bloggers to discuss the characters they love. We are looking for someone to basically vomit love all over their love interest, in which case since you guys are all here, I'm assuming that's Tali. It's basically just saying why you love this character, what you love about them, why you chose them as your LI ,etc. Only rules, you can't compare them to other characters and you can't bash BioWare for
not including your LI in the game more. This is basically you making an argument for how awesome your LI is. Also, we're going a bit lenient to where you can write about a character you like but that's not YOUR LI but is an LI in the game, or one you wished was an LI. This can be up to  4,000 words. So if you're interested, please send me a message as we'd love to have you.

Also if you're interested in seeing the blog,there is a Miranda Character Spotlight as we just started this on Tuesday and we will run another one on Saturday: me3cosmiclove.wordpress.com/

Modifié par sarahann62380, 20 septembre 2012 - 02:08 .

[Terrorize69]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Garrus is at the mercy of the dominating females, tali held a shotgun to his and forced him to apply some upgrades to Femsheps armour. Now Tali has remote access to some of those features, used both in the cabin and during missions.

Femshep: "What the hell! My pants are vibrating again! Seriously did legion upload himself in here before he died?!"

I think I know where this is going...

Tali: My turn
....
Garrus: Damn right!!!

Damn right!

*Tali plays on her omni-tool and femsheos pants make a Reaper sound in the middle of the citadel*

Random Asari: "By the goddess! She's a Reaper doomsday device!"

Turian: "Get her!"

Femshep: "Oh sh!t" *runs*

*Tali watchs her ass as she runs away*

Tali: "Still totally worth it."

[Unschuld]

Every time I read that comic I imagine Garrus' voice being like that time he played that Brandon Keener character in an episode of Castle, when he's pleading for them to shoot him after being bit by a zombie.

[Dragon_Claw]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...


I'm doing fine thank you. I went to bed and had a dream involving Tali. Want to hear?

I want to hear about it. You mentioned it the other day and. Never got to hear it

Warning: the folowing post is graphic, and is meant to be read by a mature audiance! By continuing to read you are agreeing that you will not be offended!!!

You have been warned!


First i will discribe Tali, her face was that in the cannon photo. The lines running down her neck wwere slihgtly raised, and ran all the way down her chest, looping between her legs and ruñning up her back up to her scalp. Her (ahem)) lady bits was just bellow where the human belly bu5ton would be. I watched from a third person perspective as she lept upon shepard, kissing him deeply before lowering herself down on him slowly. They gasped slightly in unison when he entered her, shepards few visable implants flared suddenly....

Without words, she began thrusting down upon him, shepard softly squeezing the ridges on her back having given up atempting gain the upper hand.

Her hands grasped his head as she dove her tounge past his, wraping it around his

As her thrusts became closer together, she felt a slight pain as his penis repeatedly slamed into the sphincter guarding her womb. As she felt him reach his climax, she dug her dull fingernails into his back, pushing her sphincter down over the head of his penis.

As his orgasm subsided, he felt her equivalent of a cervix clamp down bhind his head. Her vaginal walls contracted arround the shaft, pushing the last of him into her womb.

He oped his eyes to find her face locked in an expression of pure plesure as her orgasm continued. Her quarian on for a full three minutes before the pressure of her cervix subsided, alowing him to pull out.

As she colapsed into the bead besides him, she could already feel a tingling as what little imune system.she.had tried to kill his levo DNA sperm.

Then i woke up.
Doeds this mean im weird?

I CAME!!!!!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 20 septembre 2012 - 02:36 .

[Terrorize69]

Lmao yeah Tali has that effect on Femshep

[Tairis Deamhan]

And this is why we can't have nice things...

[18 Brains]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And this is why we can't have nice things...

Agreed. 

Dragon_Claw, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  That post was not meant to be shown to mortal eyes!

Modifié par 18 Brains, 20 septembre 2012 - 04:43 .