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[ABN Tali Fan]

Garrus voice "damn ****s".

[18 Brains]

ABN Tali Fan wrote...

Garrus voice "damn ****s".

Shepard voice "Nothing wrong me is there?"

Gamer poop ME 3.  Awesome stuff.

Modifié par 18 Brains, 20 septembre 2012 - 04:47 .

[Banul]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...


I'm doing fine thank you. I went to bed and had a dream involving Tali. Want to hear?

I want to hear about it. You mentioned it the other day and. Never got to hear it

Warning: the folowing post is graphic, and is meant to be read by a mature audiance! By continuing to read you are agreeing that you will not be offended!!!

You have been warned!


First i will discribe Tali, her face was that in the cannon photo. The lines running down her neck wwere slihgtly raised, and ran all the way down her chest, looping between her legs and ruñning up her back up to her scalp. Her (ahem)) lady bits was just bellow where the human belly bu5ton would be. I watched from a third person perspective as she lept upon shepard, kissing him deeply before lowering herself down on him slowly. They gasped slightly in unison when he entered her, shepards few visable implants flared suddenly....

Without words, she began thrusting down upon him, shepard softly squeezing the ridges on her back having given up atempting gain the upper hand.

Her hands grasped his head as she dove her tounge past his, wraping it around his

As her thrusts became closer together, she felt a slight pain as his penis repeatedly slamed into the sphincter guarding her womb. As she felt him reach his climax, she dug her dull fingernails into his back, pushing her sphincter down over the head of his penis.

As his orgasm subsided, he felt her equivalent of a cervix clamp down bhind his head. Her vaginal walls contracted arround the shaft, pushing the last of him into her womb.

He oped his eyes to find her face locked in an expression of pure plesure as her orgasm continued. Her quarian on for a full three minutes before the pressure of her cervix subsided, alowing him to pull out.

As she colapsed into the bead besides him, she could already feel a tingling as what little imune system.she.had tried to kill his levo DNA sperm.

Then i woke up.
Doeds this mean im weird?

I CAME!!!!!

NO!

Modifié par Banul, 20 septembre 2012 - 04:51 .

[exelsis]

Well I guess it's that time again. Blood for the blood god, check your thetan levels, etc.

Liara pushed the now naked Tali down onto the water bed. The bed wobbled soothingly under Tali's body as she shifted her weight on it and let out a small giggle. She beckoned Liara over to join her. As liara bent down to lay a tender kiss on tali's warm cheeck, she was surprised as tali fastened her fangs on her soft, blue neck. She let out a soft gasp before tali began to bite down, tali's sharp fangs easily puncturing her skin, immediately drawing blood. Liara, shocked and confused at this turn of events, attemped to push tali back down and escape, but was thwarted as tali used both her arms and legs to hold liara tight against her body, her powerful quarian legs preventing any movement from the asari, even to use her biotics. Tali bit deeper into the neck before her, finally able to sate her blood-thirst. As liara weakened from loss of blood, tali's liquid feast dripping from her lips and down her elegant neck, she rolled liara onto her back, and began to gorge herself on blood as the naked asari's struggles became weaker and weaker.

Delicious.

Modifié par exelsis, 20 septembre 2012 - 05:12 .

[BrysonC]

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[Wurstinator]

BrysonC wrote...

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So true.....

[iSpaz]

Liara/Tali? I'd totally support that...Ha!

[Dragon_Claw]

18 Brains wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And this is why we can't have nice things...

Agreed. 

Dragon_Claw, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  That post was not meant to be shown to mortal eyes!

Somebody on the Liara thread linked to that post. I saw it was 5 months old. So I just had to bring this "gem" into the present time.   

[Banul]

exelsis wrote...

Well I guess it's that time again. Blood for the blood god, check your thetan levels, etc.

Liara pushed the now naked Tali down onto the water bed. The bed wobbled soothingly under Tali's body as she shifted her weight on it and let out a small giggle. She beckoned Liara over to join her. As liara bent down to lay a tender kiss on tali's warm cheeck, she was surprised as tali fastened her fangs on her soft, blue neck. She let out a soft gasp before tali began to bite down, tali's sharp fangs easily puncturing her skin, immediately drawing blood. Liara, shocked and confused at this turn of events, attemped to push tali back down and escape, but was thwarted as tali used both her arms and legs to hold liara tight against her body, her powerful quarian legs preventing any movement from the asari, even to use her biotics. Tali bit deeper into the neck before her, finally able to sate her blood-thirst. As liara weakened from loss of blood, tali's liquid feast dripping from her lips and down her elegant neck, she rolled liara onto her back, and began to gorge herself on blood as the naked asari's struggles became weaker and weaker.

Delicious.

Nooooooo!

[TheWerdna]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

18 Brains wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And this is why we can't have nice things...

Agreed. 

Dragon_Claw, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  That post was not meant to be shown to mortal eyes!

Somebody on the Liara thread linked to that post. I saw it was 5 months old. So I just had to bring this "gem" into the present time.   

I unfortunally remember that when it was origonally posted... and could have gone the rest of my life without being reminded it existed.

[18 Brains]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

18 Brains wrote...

Dragon_Claw, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  That post was not meant to be shown to mortal eyes!

Somebody on the Liara thread linked to that post. I saw it was 5 months old. So I just had to bring this "gem" into the present time.   

Ah, Zazzerka.  I would never have guessed. 

Of course now exelsis has to liven it up.  Someone makes things weird, he has to make it vampire.  Characters all.

It should not have been brought forth.  THE END TIMES HAVE COME!

Modifié par 18 Brains, 20 septembre 2012 - 06:32 .

[18 Brains]

TheWerdna wrote...

I unfortunally remember that when it was origonally posted... and could have gone the rest of my life without being reminded it existed.

Yeah, was there too.  Lurking for the most part, but I wish I hadn't seen that one. 

TOTP:



Enough with the Cheese dream.



Bosh'tets.

Modifié par 18 Brains, 20 septembre 2012 - 06:48 .

[Terrorize69]

and this time its not my fault lol

[Killsteven]

Oh thread, you never fail to disturb me(referring to page 2730). What is this madness we've decended to?

[andrew688k]

have I done something wrong?
(for asking where THAT post is on?)

[Terrorize69]

Killsteven wrote...

Oh thread, you never fail to disturb me(referring to page 2730). What is this madness we've decended to?

Garrus: "Damn right!"

 

[Terrorize69]

So... If you had to let Tali go to someone else, who would you pick; Garrus or Reegar?

[Killsteven]

Terrorize69 wrote...

So... If you had to let Tali go to someone else, who would you pick; Garrus or Reegar?

Reegar. Cuz c'mon who woudn't want their best female friend to get Adam Baldwin. 

[Banul]

Terrorize69 wrote...

So... If you had to let Tali go to someone else, who would you pick; Garrus or Reegar?

Garrus, because Reegar dies

[JesseLee202]

Terrorize69 wrote...

So... If you had to let Tali go to someone else, who would you pick; Garrus or Reegar?

I would pick REEGAR.

I actually like him more than Garrus.

Stupid BW... killing him off via email. He was the best. 

[Terrorize69]

Yeah both of them reeked of badass-ness, would of loved Reegar as a squadie. Would of welcomed him and Tali as the Easter egg romance, got the hint in ME2 that both had atleast a small amount of feelings for each other.

[Karrie788]

Terrorize69 wrote...

So... If you had to let Tali go to someone else, who would you pick; Garrus or Reegar?

Reegar. What do you mean I'm biased?

But seriously, I never really saw why the Garrus/Tali romance was supposedly meant to be. They look more like brother and sister to me. And the romance ingame was... poorly done, IMO.

Also, hi everyone! Tali is my favourite female character in the ME series, and she's pretty much always either my Shep's BFF or girlfriend.

[JesseLee202]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Yeah both of them reeked of badass-ness, would of loved Reegar as a squadie. Would of welcomed him and Tali as the Easter egg romance, got the hint in ME2 that both had atleast a small amount of feelings for each other.

I would welcome a romance between Tali and Reegar if I was not involved with her.

Garrus and Tali?... ahaha! no. 

Modifié par JesseLee202, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:40 .

[JesseLee202]

Karrie788 wrote...

But seriously, I never really saw why the Garrus/Tali romance was supposedly meant to be. They look more like brother and sister to me. And the romance ingame was... poorly done, IMO.

so much this.

[ABN Tali Fan]

Out of those two I say Reegar, it just seems like a more natural romance campared to Tali/Garrus.