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[N7Dropout1]

It's a good pic, but not canon because of femshep.

[Terrorize69]

N7Dropout1 wrote...

It's a good pic, but not canon because of femshep.

Wouldn't be canon if it was broshep either

I'm dissapointed that you decide to aim for the "not canon cause its femshep" instead of the "not canon cause tali is dead" <_<

[N7Dropout1]

Terrorize69 wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

It's a good pic, but not canon because of femshep.

Wouldn't be canon if it was broshep either

I'm dissapointed that you decide to aim for the "not canon cause its femshep" instead of the "not canon cause tali is dead" <_<

She's just wounded!!!

[Terrorize69]

N7Dropout1 wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

It's a good pic, but not canon because of femshep.

Wouldn't be canon if it was broshep either

I'm dissapointed that you decide to aim for the "not canon cause its femshep" instead of the "not canon cause tali is dead" <_<

She's just wounded!!!

With a bullet to the gut, heart and head?  nope shes dead sadly

*Points finger at you* And you decided to pay more attention to femshep then Talis well being!

*Dead Tali dissaproves*

[BrysonC]

Bahoogasmif wrote...

Kurt-Niisan2 wrote...

18 Brains wrote...
-snip-

The REAL reason why Shepard's in the hospital in BryconC's fanfic...

damn, you do remember the condition they found him in right? lol

The dark truth: the 'Reapers' were just a coverup for Tali's overenthusiastic lovemaking devastating London and crippling her happily doomed partner, commander Shepard.

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Dude, nobody will like this, but broshep is canon shep. Stop saying he doesn't exist, because then Tali would have no love, and Ermagherd, who mad that fricken femshepxtali thread. I swear to god, I will punch you in the ballginas, depending on which or both you have.

Erm wrong, Broshep is not canon.

. For the Tali romance,broshep is canon. And I'm gonna say this, I'm happy they didn't make Tali or Garrus gay. It is just there character. I have nothing against gayness, I think bioware should remove broshepxLiara and make it femshep only. Tali is for the MEN!!

[Terrorize69]

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Dude,
nobody will like this, but broshep is canon shep. Stop saying he
doesn't exist, because then Tali would have no love, and Ermagherd, who
mad that fricken femshepxtali thread. I swear to god, I will punch you
in the ballginas, depending on which or both you have.

Erm wrong, Broshep is not canon.

. For the Tali romance,Garrus is canon.

Fixed.

BrysonC wrote...

Bahoogasmif wrote...

Kurt-Niisan2 wrote...

18 Brains wrote...
-snip-

The REAL reason why Shepard's in the hospital in BryconC's fanfic...

damn, you do remember the condition they found him in right? lol

The dark truth: the 'Reapers' were just a coverup for Tali's overenthusiastic lovemaking devastating London and crippling her happily doomed partner, commander Shepard.

Lol makes more sense then the endings anyway and theres a reunion to come then.

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

-N7-Seeker wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

http://famguy777.dev...t.com/#/d5fiw5b

Yeah, still no one is gonna pay attention to this Tali gold.

Read it. Good. One big problem: cliffhanger. You do not update frequently, so leaving a cliffhanger is not good.

I try once a week, but I'm getting better. Being physics major is hard work, you know. And I've been writing a mass effect slender man oc.

[N7Dropout1]

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Modifié par N7Dropout1, 22 septembre 2012 - 12:55 .

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Dude,
nobody will like this, but broshep is canon shep. Stop saying he
doesn't exist, because then Tali would have no love, and Ermagherd, who
mad that fricken femshepxtali thread. I swear to god, I will punch you
in the ballginas, depending on which or both you have.

Erm wrong, Broshep is not canon.

. For the Tali romance,Garrus is canon.

  We don't take kindly to that talk round hear. And I'm from Alabama, so I can make good on that promise. U got a purty little mouth... Says Garrus to tali.

Fixed.

BrysonC wrote...

Bahoogasmif wrote...

Kurt-Niisan2 wrote...

18 Brains wrote...
-snip-

The REAL reason why Shepard's in the hospital in BryconC's fanfic...

damn, you do remember the condition they found him in right? lol

The dark truth: the 'Reapers' were just a coverup for Tali's overenthusiastic lovemaking devastating London and crippling her happily doomed partner, commander Shepard.

Lol makes more sense then the endings anyway and theres a reunion to come then.

[exelsis]

N7Dropout1 wrote...

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Marry her on a reaper corpse and go on a year-long honeymoon, testing out all that stolen lingerie and making the galaxy a very unsafe place for people who want to mess with commander shepard and miss vas normandy.

[Terrorize69]

[quote]Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

[quote]Terrorize69 wrote...

[quote]Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

[quote]Terrorize69 wrote...

[quote]Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Dude,
nobody will like this, but broshep is canon shep. Stop saying he
doesn't exist, because then Tali would have no love, and Ermagherd, who
mad that fricken femshepxtali thread. I swear to god, I will punch you
in the ballginas, depending on which or both you have.[/quote]
Erm wrong, Broshep is not canon.

[/quote]. For the Tali romance,Garrus is canon.
[/quote]   We don't take kindly to that talk round hear. And I'm from Alabama, so I can make good on that promise. U got a purty little mouth... Says Garrus to tali.
[/quote]

Lol acting the big man?



http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

Edit: Top!

Modifié par Terrorize69, 22 septembre 2012 - 01:05 .

[Terrorize69]

exelsis wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Marry her on a reaper corpse and go on a year-long honeymoon, testing out all that stolen lingerie and making the galaxy a very unsafe place for people who want to mess with commander shepard and miss vas normandy.

The galaxy will have less Asari dancers and more commandos, mainly cause a certain pair of females stole all their outfits...

[exelsis]

Terrorize69 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Marry her on a reaper corpse and go on a year-long honeymoon, testing out all that stolen lingerie and making the galaxy a very unsafe place for people who want to mess with commander shepard and miss vas normandy.

The galaxy will have less Asari dancers and more commandos, mainly cause a certain pair of females stole all their outfits...

Pair of females? I think you misread this whole thing. It's maleshep who is marrying tali. femshep is busy doing... other things.

http://lonefirewarri...:time tali&qo=0

[Terrorize69]

exelsis wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Marry her on a reaper corpse and go on a year-long honeymoon, testing out all that stolen lingerie and making the galaxy a very unsafe place for people who want to mess with commander shepard and miss vas normandy.

The galaxy will have less Asari dancers and more commandos, mainly cause a certain pair of females stole all their outfits...

Pair of females? I think you misread this whole thing. It's maleshep who is marrying tali. femshep is busy doing... other things.

http://lonefirewarri...:time tali&qo=0

Carried on from the bolded quote and i'd be worried if broshep was trying on asari lingerie...

Modifié par Terrorize69, 22 septembre 2012 - 01:14 .

[exelsis]

Terrorize69 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Terrorize69 wrote...

exelsis wrote...

N7Dropout1 wrote...

If there was to be a "canon" female romance, Tali makes the most logical sense anyways. She's the one who wants to settle down and make a home. Liara is focused on her work, Miranda is daddy issues/crazy, Ashley is a ****, Jack doesn't want any real relationship, etc. Tali's the one with a heart of gold who you'd want to wife-up.

edit: Bryson's ending is already better than Bioware's. lol

Marry her on a reaper corpse and go on a year-long honeymoon, testing out all that stolen lingerie and making the galaxy a very unsafe place for people who want to mess with commander shepard and miss vas normandy.

The galaxy will have less Asari dancers and more commandos, mainly cause a certain pair of females stole all their outfits...

Pair of females? I think you misread this whole thing. It's maleshep who is marrying tali. femshep is busy doing... other things.

http://lonefirewarri...:time tali&qo=0

Carried on from the bolded quote and i'd be worried if broshep was trying on asari lingerie...

Mshep isn't trying ON the lingerie. He's testing it out on tali. For. . . science. Yes, for science!

[l7986]

Canon Shep is a tranny.

[Terrorize69]

[BrysonC]

^ Lol.

[Terrorize69]

The Normandy girls on a night out in afterlife.

[Terrorize69]

Tali in ME1 and ME2..

[BrysonC]

Terrorize69 wrote...

The Normandy girls on a night out in afterlife.

Sex in the City: Space Edition.

[18 Brains]

BrysonC wrote...

Sex in the City: Space Edition.

That is an accurate depiction.  Although having now looked at the picture, I wish there were more clubs to go to in ME 3 and more characters to dance with *cough*Tali*cough.*

You could dance with the squadmates in ME 1 and Jack in ME 3, why not have more characters?

[Terrorize69]

Here's something to think about..

Quarians can take years to adapt to changes etc that effect their body, like Tali says it will be years before they can live without suits in rannoch as they adapted, and one of the admirals mentions would take generations o adapt to a new world..

So how is it Talis body can adapt to Shepard after a max of 2 sexual encounters? If a Quarians body can adapt that fast then surely a new home world would of been easy to colonize.

[18 Brains]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Here's something to think about..

Quarians can take years to adapt to changes etc that effect their body, like Tali says it will be years before they can live without suits in rannoch as they adapted, and one of the admirals mentions would take generations o adapt to a new world..

So how is it Talis body can adapt to Shepard after a max of 2 sexual encounters? If a Quarians body can adapt that fast then surely a new home world would of been easy to colonize.

Who's saying they only had two sexual encounters?  That's only what we saw on screen.

But I think that she mentioned something about it earlier.  Adapting to a single person (in a mostly sterile environment) is not nearly as hard as adapting to a planet's environment.  Given their mostly symbiotic relationship with viruses and foreign material, adapting to that material after years of isolation would definitely be difficult to do without an immune system that recognizes them.