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[Unschuld]

 

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Nashiktal wrote...

A stomachache? She would probably die or at least have one hell of an allergic reaction.

It's a special dextro steak. It's made of turian.

It's what happens if Garrus dies in your ME3 playthrough.
*spoiler*

*Tali is in the ship's mess*
T: Shepard. Wanna bite? I'm toasting Garrus. I think
S: Is it tasty?
T: It sure is!
*Tali cuts off a small bite of steak*
T: He was such a good friend... oh, who am I kidding. He IS a good friend!
*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

*spoiler*

Modifié par Unschuld, 08 décembre 2011 - 03:29 .

[Unschuld]

I give up, lol. Stupid color isn't working.

[Unschuld]

It was a retarded joke anyway.

[Ruthac_Arus]

Someone With Mass wrote...

And teach Tali one thing or two about crops.

That's at least the second time you mentioned Tali in conjunction with learning how to grow crops. My spoiler senses are tingling. Not that they weren't the first time as well. =P

[S.A.K]

Unschuld wrote...
It's what happens if Garrus dies in your ME3 playthrough.
*spoiler*

*Tali is in the ship's mess*
T: Shepard. Wanna bite? I'm toasting Garrus. I think
S: Is it tasty?
T: It sure is!
*Tali cuts off a small bite of steak*
T: He was such a good friend... oh, who am I kidding. He IS a good friend!
*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

*spoiler*

Is this really from the leak(I am guessing its not)? How can tali eat steak?

Modifié par S.A.K, 08 décembre 2011 - 03:34 .

[Unschuld]

S.A.K wrote...

Is this really from the leak(I am guessing its not)? How can tali eat steak?

With a knife and fork.

[sites32]

It would suck *pun intended* to have such a restrictive diet that most of the time means eating paste.

[Dilandau3000]

Unschuld wrote...

S.A.K wrote...

Is this really from the leak(I am guessing its not)? How can tali eat steak?

With a knife and fork.

If she really has fangs, I don't think those are necessary.

[Someone With Mass]

Ruthac_Arus wrote...

That's at least the second time you mentioned Tali in conjunction with learning how to grow crops. My spoiler senses are tingling. Not that they weren't the first time as well. =P

Oh, that's not the cutest thing she'll say.

[Unschuld]

sitesunseen wrote...

It would suck *pun intended* to have such a restrictive diet that most of the time means eating paste.

All I can imagine when I hear "meat paste" is eating something with the texture of raw ground beef. I think I would even go vegetarian if that were the case.

[Someone With Mass]

I am a vegetarian and I think quarian diet is almost borderline torture.

Seems to do wonders for your figure, though.

[Unschuld]

Someone With Mass wrote...

I am a vegetarian and I think quarian diet is almost borderline torture.

Seems to do wonders for your figure, though.

Everyone in the Mass Effect universe seems to have learned how to eat in moderation and stay fit. Even Joker, who sits in a chair all day. He probably sleeps in that thing.

[Ruthac_Arus]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Ruthac_Arus wrote...

That's at least the second time you mentioned Tali in conjunction with learning how to grow crops. My spoiler senses are tingling. Not that they weren't the first time as well. =P

Oh, that's not the cutest thing she'll say.

Every time you think Tali's said the cutest thing she can say, she follows it up with something even cuter.

It doesn't surprise me. There are a select few characters who exhibit boundless cuteness, and Tali is one of 'em! That said, I have no expectations coming in, so every time Tali surpasses previously known levels of d'awww-ness, it's a *very* pleasant surprise.

[exelsis]

Hard to eat yourself into obesity when your bones can't support the added weight of a fork with some ham on it. He uses specially designed, lightweight utensils that also happen to be very poor at getting food to your mouth. And "dat figure" isn't just a result of a nutrient only(if horrendously tasteless) diet. She also keeps the whole ship running and runs around with you murdering people all day, and by night she uses up a lot of calories performing the Pounce and subsequent intamacies with shep by night. Finely-tones muscles require constant matinence, and shep is happy to oblige.

Modifié par exelsis, 08 décembre 2011 - 04:06 .

[Unschuld]

Ruthac_Arus wrote...

It doesn't surprise me. There are a select few characters who exhibit boundless cuteness, and Tali is one of 'em! That said, I have no expectations coming in, so every time Tali surpasses previously known levels of d'awww-ness, it's a *very* pleasant surprise.

That's an understatement. She's a d'awwwww singularity. Hopefully all said content in that script you've been reading sticks in the final product. Sounds very promising.

Modifié par Unschuld, 08 décembre 2011 - 04:06 .

[Dilandau3000]

Ruthac_Arus wrote...

It doesn't surprise me. There are a select few characters who exhibit boundless cuteness, and Tali is one of 'em! That said, I have no expectations coming in, so every time Tali surpasses previously known levels of d'awww-ness, it's a *very* pleasant surprise.

This is the real reason ME3 was delayed: every time Ash Sroka goes in to record for Tali, one of the production team ends up in the hospital from cuteness overload.

[S.A.K]

Unschuld wrote...

S.A.K wrote...

Is this really from the leak(I am guessing its not)? How can tali eat steak?

With a knife and fork.

Riiiiight...

[Ruthac_Arus]

Unschuld wrote...

That's
an understatement. She's a d'awwwww singularity. Hopefully all said
content in that script you've been reading sticks in the final product.
Sounds very promising.

Oh, I haven't
been reading the leaked script. Only the bits Someone With Mass posts.
I'm keeping spoilers to a relative minimum. Not looking forward to the day when I have to abandon these forums completely for safeguarding. And I completely agree with
you otherwise. Bonus points for using game-appropriate terminology to
describe Tali's d'aww factor. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

This is the real reason ME3 was delayed: every time Ash Sroka goes in to record for Tali, one of the production team ends up in the hospital from cuteness overload.

I find the truthfulness of that statement... quite probable, actually.

[Cheese of Borg]

I'm pretty sure that they want to ask him about other things.

Like the imminent Reaper invasion and why he killed another Spectre along with many other things he's done.

Besides:

I don't think the squadmates wants any of that.

Really? you could have at least said SPOILER!

[Someone With Mass]

Spoiler.

[RogueWriter3201]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Ruthac_Arus wrote...

It doesn't surprise me. There are a select few characters who exhibit boundless cuteness, and Tali is one of 'em! That said, I have no expectations coming in, so every time Tali surpasses previously known levels of d'awww-ness, it's a *very* pleasant surprise.

This is the real reason ME3 was delayed: every time Ash Sroka goes in to record for Tali, one of the production team ends up in the hospital from cuteness overload.

This might very well be overly tread ground, but, speaking of Tali and her Lines 'O Cuteness or Hiliarity, what are some of the best lines, in your respective opinions, that best encompass Tali's Cuteness in the series thus far. And please, no ME3 lines. They don't count! Well, not yet. 

For me I would have to throw my lot behind:

Hilarious:

Shepard: "I said a real bad ass, not some weakling crying like a Quarian with a stomach Ache!"
Tali: "I'm standing *right* here..."

Cute:
*Jumps on Shepard* (Okay, to be fair, that's not a line, but, still...)