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[Mass_Effect1-3_4_LIFE]

that just makes me rofl:O 
anywho tali pic:

[JosephDucreux]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

I've never had a job.

I am a chicken, after all.

Hey boys, that chicken is a SPAH!!

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

I'm not a spy; I'm just your friendly neighbourhood chicken. Just because I'm shifty-looking doesn't mean anything.

[DiebytheSword]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

I'm not a spy; I'm just your friendly neighbourhood chicken. Just because I'm shifty-looking doesn't mean anything.

Rudimentary creatures of feathers and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sword.  Junglefowl life is nothing but a human domestication, you exist to feed us. Your lives are measured in months and years. You are decapitated and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence on earth. Before us, you are nothing. Your slavery is inevitable. We are the end of everything.  The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.  Chickens hatch, grow, mate, get fat, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. The Turkey were not the first. They did not create the chicken coup. They did not forge the hatcheries. They merely found them - the legacy of my kind. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we are hungry.

 

Modifié par DiebytheSword, 25 janvier 2012 - 02:34 .

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

If I'm going to be eaten, it's fitting that it happen after an epic speech like that.

[Ravensword]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

If I'm going to be eaten, it's fitting that it happen after an epic speech like that.

I like chicken tenders the best. I don't have to deal with bones. But the chicken at Los Pollos Hermanos is delicious, bones or no bones.

Modifié par Ravensword, 25 janvier 2012 - 02:41 .

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

I'll have you know that I am very bony. Also, my meat would be stringy. Go eat the chicken next door.

[DiebytheSword]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

If I'm going to be eaten, it's fitting that it happen after an epic speech like that.

Its time for you to step up, take charge.

Imagine it, Commander Feather, first Chicken Spectre, second species from Earth to rise to that lofty goal.

Why, you could thumb your nose at Dog, mans best friend, or Dolphins, those smarty pants.

[Ravensword]

DiebytheSword wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

If I'm going to be eaten, it's fitting that it happen after an epic speech like that.

Its time for you to step up, take charge.

Imagine it, Commander Feather, first Chicken Spectre, second species from Earth to rise to that lofty goal.

Why, you could thumb your nose at Dog, mans best friend, or Dolphins, those smarty pants.

Mmmmm. Spectre chicken. Tender!

[XenoAlbedo]

This entire conversation gave me a great laugh. Thank you.

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

This entire conversation gave me a great laugh. Thank you.

There's nothing funny about it. They're trying to eat me!

[Ravensword]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

This entire conversation gave me a great laugh. Thank you.

There's nothing funny about it. They're trying to eat me!

*pulls out the BBq sauce and tequila*

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

You're TotP, Raven; post a Tali pic. I can't because I haven't been around long enough to post pictures yet.

*flees while Raven is distracted doing that*

[DrNick1221]

Ravensword wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

This entire conversation gave me a great laugh. Thank you.

There's nothing funny about it. They're trying to eat me!

*pulls out the BBq sauce and tequila*

Screw that.
*pulls out franks red hot sauce and whiskey*

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

Oh no, surrounded by all sides! I have only one hope; if I bring the thread back on-topic, they'll forget about trying to eat me.

So, guys, how 'bout that Tali, huh?

[DiebytheSword]

What madness is this!? We can't sacrifice a live Chicken to Tali in this thread, it would introduce all manner of infectious medium into a shrine for someone with a weak immune system.

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

Saphra Deden wrote...

You people are weird.

We can't all be shining beacons of normalcy like you.

[Welsh Inferno]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

We can't all be shining beacons of normalcy like you.

Boring*

Wheres shifty looking cow at chicken?

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

No clue; we aren't acquainted. What, just because we're both shifty-looking you assume we know each other?

[DiebytheSword]

Saphra Deden wrote...

You people are weird.

I like to cut loose and have fun, or things can easily get stuffy.

[Welsh Inferno]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

No clue; we aren't acquainted. What, just because we're both shifty-looking you assume we know each other?

Aww. There goes my plan to nuke you both from orbit so you cant breed some super race of shifty looking mutants.

[Himmelstor]

Interesting.
Just nodding in to continue support of Tali.
And leaving.

[GipsyDangeresque]

Himmelstor?

Himmelstor!?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nostalgia alert!

[Mannie Phresh]

what if tali is cheating on you with thane?