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[XenoAlbedo]

I just watched some of this fascinating human show. "Chuck."
Oh I see the thread advanced by 4 more pages. I miss anything?

[Malchus]

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

The low relative low surface area of feet and hands, compared to humans, would make traditional swimming difficult.

Though, the salinity of the water and the density of a Quarian are unkown, and that could have an effect.

Perhaps she could use Floaties? Or a geth drone as a portable floatation device?

I suppose, where there's a will, there's a way.

Quarian children, however, are most certainly bouyant.

Of course, there's always .....

[iwillkillfortali]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I just watched some of this fascinating human show. "Chuck."
Oh I see the thread advanced by 4 more pages. I miss anything?

I told darthrevan that I wanted the picture to have Tali with purple skin.

[XenoAlbedo]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I just watched some of this fascinating human show. "Chuck."
Oh I see the thread advanced by 4 more pages. I miss anything?

I told darthrevan that I wanted the picture to have Tali with purple skin.

Yes. None of that crappy photoshop stuff!

[GooseofSteel]

This unit's XBOX disconnected. Proceeds to check galactic gathering place. Reliving memories in data banks.

[FsDxRAGE_v2]

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

[Himmelstor]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

Though Tali really couldn't drink Shepard's pina colada.

Also, someone should save for...posterity.

Modifié par Himmelstor, 21 mars 2012 - 03:52 .

[forthary]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

I am so right-clicking that paragon interrupt and rubbing that suntan lotion on Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy.

Himmelstor wrote...


Though Tali really couldn't drink Shepard's pina colada.

We could assume that some liquids are or can be designed in a universal manner and can be consumed regardless of your acid structure.

Modifié par forthary, 21 mars 2012 - 03:52 .

[Cro730]

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

Though Tali really couldn't drink Shepard's pina colada.

haha you would pick up on something like that, doc.
I'm sure everyone else was lingering on the thought of that scene...

[iwillkillfortali]

forthary wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

I am so right-clicking that paragon interrupt and rubbing that suntan lotion on Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy.

This is like a dream come true!

[GooseofSteel]

This unit has another curious question:  this "signature" on the galatic forums...has any organic considered creating one of Legion and Creator Zorah accepting peace between each other?  This unit would be pleased if such a feat were achievable.

[FsDxRAGE_v2]

Himmelstor wrote...



Though Tali really couldn't drink Shepard's pina colada.

That was in there for more of a sassy effect, Doc.
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Modifié par FsDxRAGE_v2, 21 mars 2012 - 03:54 .

[electrosphere11]

Beachfront house on Rannoch would be awesome. Shep could teach Tali how to swim.
Invite the normandy gang over for wicked beach parties that go from sunset to sunrise...

Good times.

Could bury Mordin there, too. Give him lots of seashells.

Modifié par electrosphere11, 21 mars 2012 - 03:53 .

[Malchus]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

Smart-Aleck Shepard: Rannoch's sun is weaker than Sol, negating the need for sunblock, so technically, you WANT someone to rub it into your skin...

[XenoAlbedo]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I bet Tali would like a beach.

With careful exposure, could get used to environment enough to go swimming with risk comparable to human, salarian, or asari in water - minimal.

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

Yeah, and after that (admittedly cute) scene, she would start writhing in agony as she absorbed toxins from the lotion.

[lomifeh]

Ryuji2 wrote...


*salute*

Also, that kind of reminds me. I wonder what things Tali says or has said about Shepard when he's not around. For example, Kasumi talked a bit about it, saying something along the lines of, "You're all she talks about in that butterflies and rainbows kind of way." She also asked for medical advice as well I believe.

That does make me wonder too.  Also it's one of the things about her that I like.    She is so honest in her feelings and wears her heart on sleeve.  Everything about her portrayal shows she doesn't do things in halves.  

[knight5923]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...
*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite writers^_^

[Himmelstor]

electrosphere11 wrote...

Beachfront house on Rannoch would be awesome. Shep could teach Tali how to swim.
Invite the normandy gang over for wicked beach parties that go from sunset to sunrise...

Good times.

Could bury Mordin there, too. Give him lots of seashells.

....
Thank you.

[Himmelstor]

Malchus wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

*Shepard lounging in chair on Rannoch beach sipping a pina-colada when suddenly his sun is blocked*
Tali: Hey, Shepard?
Shepard: *opening his eyes to see Tali blocking his sun* Yes?
*Shepard notices something off about her*
Shepard: Is... is that a bikini?!
Tali: Uhmmm... *bites lower lip* Do I look okay in it?
Shepard: *stutters*
Tali: Good, now, take this!
*Tali hands Shepard a bottle of something*
Shepard: Wha-what is this?
Tali: Sun tan lotion.
Shepard: I don't get it.... 
Tali: *pushes Shepard off lounge chair, steals his drink, and lays belly down, undoing the bikini's top strap* I need someone to rub it into my skeeen.
Shepard:

Smart-Aleck Shepard: Rannoch's sun is weaker than Sol, negating the need for sunblock, so technically, you WANT someone to rub it into your skin...

Believe was implied.

[iwillkillfortali]

Good Night i'm going to bed will be back at 2:30 pm.

[Himmelstor]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

Good Night i'm going to bed will be back at 2:30 pm.

Goodnight.

Hold the line. Dream of Tali.

Keelah Se'lai.

[FsDxRAGE_v2]

knight5923 wrote...


I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite writers^_^

Don't make me do more.

[GooseofSteel]

Himmelstor wrote...

electrosphere11 wrote...

Beachfront house on Rannoch would be awesome. Shep could teach Tali how to swim.
Invite the normandy gang over for wicked beach parties that go from sunset to sunrise...

Good times.

Could bury Mordin there, too. Give him lots of seashells.

....
Thank you.

We will arrange for this ceremonial celebration of squad member of Shepard-Commander.  Prime units can use geth cannons...excuse us shovels to help find an elaborate collection on Rannoch.

We have added this to our list of 1184 things to do.

[forthary]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

Good Night i'm going to bed will be back at 2:30 pm.

But we were going to have a big beach party!  Aww...

That's ok, might not be much of a party if cerberus crabs suddenly appear and attack.  Hate crabs.  Especially big giant cerberus enemy crabs.

[Himmelstor]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...


I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite writers^_^

Don't make me do more.

Do more, then post in blog.

Modifié par Himmelstor, 21 mars 2012 - 03:59 .