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[TrueMadayar]

Ryuji2 wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Refills only as long as you can get up to the bar by yourself to get them. Failsafe system.

I'm good for a bit, will get a refill soon. I'll just look out the window hoping somewhere out there, Tali's getting a house built.

Home is where Tali is. (music)

[GooseofSteel]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

GooseofSteel wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

forthary wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Refills only as long as you can get up to the bar by yourself to get them. Failsafe system.

Hurray for Red Sand!

*Uses telekenesis on bottle of aldebaran whiskey after ingesting red sand*

Also a failsafe system - if you smash it into the wall, you cannot drink more, but you pay in full.

We evaluate situation as problematic...we were looking forward to expensive target practice with our newly acquired Anti Material Rifle.

Hey Geth!!

Greetings organic.  We are currently enjoying interactions and observations with nigh intoxicated organics.  Although we cannot participate, that doesn't prevent our programming from commiting some what you organics call "shennanigans".

Modifié par GooseofSteel, 22 mars 2012 - 01:17 .

[iwillkillfortali]

TrueMadayar wrote...

forthary wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Also a failsafe system - if you smash it into the wall, you cannot drink more, but you pay in full.

What if I drop it on the floor?  No penalty there?

You grab the bottle, you pay it. No matter if you grab it telekinetically or kinetically.

What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

[forthary]

GooseofSteel wrote...

We evaluate situation as problematic...we were looking forward to expensive target practice with our newly acquired Anti Material Rifle.

I hope your target practice programs evaluate what your weapon will penetrate, otherwise im taking you out the window with me if you shoot it out.

[Ryuji2]

GooseofSteel wrote...

We evaluate situation as problematic...we were looking forward to expensive target practice with our newly acquired Anti Material Rifle.

Congrats! I'm still hoping for the widow. Mainly I still want a drell vanguard and quarian engineer.

[GooseofSteel]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

forthary wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Also a failsafe system - if you smash it into the wall, you cannot drink more, but you pay in full.

What if I drop it on the floor?  No penalty there?

You grab the bottle, you pay it. No matter if you grab it telekinetically or kinetically.

What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Geth will stop intentionally.

[iwillkillfortali]

GooseofSteel wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

forthary wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Also a failsafe system - if you smash it into the wall, you cannot drink more, but you pay in full.

What if I drop it on the floor?  No penalty there?

You grab the bottle, you pay it. No matter if you grab it telekinetically or kinetically.

What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Geth will stop intentionally.

But I am Shepard!!
And I am a spectre

Modifié par iwillkillfortali, 22 mars 2012 - 01:19 .

[forthary]

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

One-way trip out of the airlock for you.

[Unschuld]

All of this forum bar talk is making me so very, very thirsty..

[Ryuji2]

No shooting at the bar! Needs more relaxing music.

Here, an unused ME2 track.

[GooseofSteel]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

GooseofSteel wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

forthary wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Also a failsafe system - if you smash it into the wall, you cannot drink more, but you pay in full.

What if I drop it on the floor?  No penalty there?

You grab the bottle, you pay it. No matter if you grab it telekinetically or kinetically.

What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Geth will stop intentionally.

But I am Shepard!!

Negative.  You are simply an impersonator of Shepard-Commander from our universe.  You claim that you are Shepard.  Yet, that is only a thought contained within your hardware.

Requesting assistance!

[iwillkillfortali]

forthary wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

One-way trip out of the airlock for you.

Okay.

[TrueMadayar]

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Aside from being arrested, trialed and most likely executed, you'd still have to pay.

[iwillkillfortali]

TrueMadayar wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Aside from being arrested, trialed and most likely executed, you'd still have to pay.

But I am a Spectre!!!

[TrueMadayar]

Ryuji2 wrote...

GooseofSteel wrote...

We evaluate situation as problematic...we were looking forward to expensive target practice with our newly acquired Anti Material Rifle.

Congrats! I'm still hoping for the widow. Mainly I still want a drell vanguard and quarian engineer.

Got the widow. Need the black widow. The widow has fallen behind my Mantis on level VIII. Whyever I got so many levels on that gun...anyway, Mantis VIII carries about 27 shots now, and has a higher base damage than the Widow.

[Ampmaster]

Lemur194 wrote...

920103db wrote...

*snip*

You monster! I see your Tali death and raise you Tali pounce:

Tali pounce! Super critical hit! 9999 damage! Shepherd... wasn't exactly knocked out was he? eh? eh? 

Edit: ....how do I always manage to be like three-four pages behind this thread consistently?

[GooseofSteel]

*Clicks Paragon interrupt

This unit will now soothe us with karaoke.

[TrueMadayar]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Aside from being arrested, trialed and most likely executed, you'd still have to pay.

But I am a Spectre!!!

Yeah, and rogue spectres get executed by Shepard.

[TrueMadayar]

GooseofSteel wrote...

*Clicks Paragon interrupt

This unit will now soothe us with karaoke.

From their basic speaking patterns, Geth would be awesome at reggae and electro...

[iwillkillfortali]

TrueMadayar wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...


What would happen if I shot you and walked out?

Aside from being arrested, trialed and most likely executed, you'd still have to pay.

But I am a Spectre!!!

Yeah, and rogue spectres get executed by Shepard.

But I am Shepard!!!

[Ryuji2]

TrueMadayar wrote...

Got the widow. Need the black widow.
The widow has fallen behind my Mantis on level VIII. Whyever I got so
many levels on that gun...anyway, Mantis VIII carries about 27 shots
now, and has a higher base damage than the Widow.

Yeah I really enjoy the Mantis, although I'm more of an AR person. I'm starting to get higher Phaeston ranks. It's up at V now and the damage feels REALLY nice for a soldier.

Ampmaster wrote...

Lemur194 wrote...

920103db wrote...

*snip*

You monster! I see your Tali death and raise you Tali pounce:

Tali pounce! Super critical hit! 9999 damage! Shepherd... wasn't exactly knocked out was he? eh? eh? 

Edit: ....how do I always manage to be like three-four pages behind this thread consistently?

Had to, lol

[forthary]

Ampmaster wrote...

Tali pounce! Super critical hit! 9999 damage! Shepherd... wasn't exactly knocked out was he? eh? eh? 

Barely a scratch.  It only disabled his shields.

Shepard counters with tickle - The ability to stroke a being's sensitive spots to give them feelings of laughter and joy.  Tali is instantly seduced by Shepard.

[FsDxRAGE_v2]

I will admit, Tali was quite vigorous and aggressive with their first kiss.

[Olueq]

I would not complain.

[Paper Dude]

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I will admit, Tali was quite vigorous and aggressive with their first kiss.

Heck yeah, man, she went for it as soon as that mask came off.  Part of the basis for my impression that Tali actually has the libido of...uh...something that has a pretty freakin' crazy libido.  Like a rabbit or something.  I dunno.