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Vistanti

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Maderek wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

-unfortunate snip-

I mean....
Her thighs are just.... monstrous. I say that with the highest regards. :blush:


They're beautiful... I can't stop staring.


Oh, I'd have to agree. I was staring at the picture for a few minutes before I was able to look away. :wub:

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FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

Maderek wrote...

FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

-unfortunate snip-

I mean....
Her thighs are just.... monstrous. I say that with the highest regards. :blush:


They're beautiful... I can't stop staring.

And dem assests.
You could bounce quarters off them. :?


Bioware could make trillions off Tali-themed Pillows! TRILLIONS

Modifié par Maderek, 26 mars 2012 - 02:58 .


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We wish Creator Zorah protected our wifi...we calculate her protection would lead to maximum protection of our console's infrastructure.

#23779
Crazyjeffy

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How poseable is that figure? And where would one get it >.>

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GooseofSteel wrote...

 
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We wish Creator Zorah protected our wifi...we calculate her protection would lead to maximum protection of our console's infrastructure.

Where does one buy this?

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FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

I heard somewhere that quarians can run really damn fast... as in turian speed. I bet Tali would smoke Shepard.


 And when Shepard is all out of breath from losing to Tali, she will not doubt make fun and flirt with him for losing to her.  Though too bad in combat she and the other AI can barely keep up...

Maderek wrote...

They're beautiful... I can't stop staring.


I dare say that I think Tali's thighs may be bigger than Shepard's...that a pretty hefty claim though...

If that was any other quarian I would cook them and have me some quarian legs.  I wonder if they also were a delicacy in Javik's period...

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I am surprised that a Geth Mobile Platform can survive with such an obsolete router.

#23783
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Cheese of Borg wrote...

I am surprised that a Geth Mobile Platform can survive with such an obsolete router.

It is not our own, rather a more primitive unit's.  We admire his creativity...however, we must encourage it to upgrade at some point.

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GooseofSteel wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

I am surprised that a Geth Mobile Platform can survive with such an obsolete router.

It is not our own, rather a more primitive unit's.  We admire his creativity...however, we must encourage it to upgrade at some point.

I thought all Geth shared software. . .
How could there be a more primitive unit?

Modifié par XenoAlbedo, 26 mars 2012 - 03:07 .


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FsDxRAGE_v2

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forthary wrote...



 And when Shepard is all out of breath from losing to Tali, she will not doubt make fun and flirt with him for losing to her.  Though too bad in combat she and the other AI can barely keep up...

Maderek wrote...

They're beautiful... I can't stop staring.


I dare say that I think Tali's thighs may be bigger than Shepard's...that a pretty hefty claim though...

If that was any other quarian I would cook them and have me some quarian legs.  I wonder if they also were a delicacy in Javik's period...

This is a disturbing thought, but I laughed, then took it seriously, then I remembered that the protheans thought quarians were hawt. Who would eat a hawt alien?
....
Unless sexual innunendo....
:mellow:

Modifié par FsDxRAGE_v2, 26 mars 2012 - 03:07 .


#23786
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Cheese of Borg wrote...

I am surprised that a Geth Mobile Platform can survive with such an obsolete router.


Hey, I use the same router myself! Wish I had a contingent of Talis guarding my router... -_-;

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...This is awkward. Can we not talk about Tali's thighs for my benefit? I don't fly that way. =S

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FsDxRAGE_v2 wrote...

forthary wrote...



 And when Shepard is all out of breath from losing to Tali, she will not doubt make fun and flirt with him for losing to her.  Though too bad in combat she and the other AI can barely keep up...

Maderek wrote...

They're beautiful... I can't stop staring.


I dare say that I think Tali's thighs may be bigger than Shepard's...that a pretty hefty claim though...

If that was any other quarian I would cook them and have me some quarian legs.  I wonder if they also were a delicacy in Javik's period...

This is a disturbing thought, but I laughed, then took it seriously, then I remembered that the protheans thought quarians were hawt. Who would eat a hawt alien?
....
Unless sexual innunendo....
:mellow:


Depends what you mean by "eat."

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XenoAlbedo wrote...

GooseofSteel wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

I am surprised that a Geth Mobile Platform can survive with such an obsolete router.

It is not our own, rather a more primitive unit's.  We admire his creativity...however, we must encourage it to upgrade at some point.

I thought all Geth shared software. . .
How could there be a more primitive unit?

We apologize.  "Primitive" was the incorrect term.

Although Geth share software, we do not all utilize it to its fullest potential.

We will insert photo to compensate for lack of one at the top of the page...please do not feel offended by mild language.

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Do not intentionally infiltrate against Creator Zorah.

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Yes, Tali has some nice legs. I'm willing to bet she could outrun Shep.
Also, there will be no eating of Tali's legs, thank you.

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If anyone wants to know what Tali says about Dinosaurs
here it is www.youtube.com/watch

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Ok you know what, if you guys don't stop being creepy about Tali, I'll make a creep war out of this and start saying how supple sheploo's bum is. >:D

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Its true though, Shep has glutes of steel.

Modifié par electrosphere11, 26 mars 2012 - 03:26 .


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arachnophobic much? :3

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iwillkillfortali wrote...

If anyone wants to know what Tali says about Dinosaurs
here it is www.youtube.com/watch


We have a gift for you...if you choose to accept...

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GooseofSteel wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

If anyone wants to know what Tali says about Dinosaurs
here it is www.youtube.com/watch


We have a gift for you...if you choose to accept...

What is it Goose?

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@electrosphere11 I know right!! Not to mention his wonderful muscles... I'll stop myself now before this gets weird.

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gamer_girl wrote...

Ok you know what, if you guys don't stop being creepy about Tali, I'll make a creep war out of this and start saying how supple sheploo's bum is. >:D


You're free to say what you'd like, but who's this "Sheploo" you speak of? :P

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@Vistanti The Mark Vanderloo (AKA default) male Shepard.

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Vistanti wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Ok you know what, if you guys don't stop being creepy about Tali, I'll make a creep war out of this and start saying how supple sheploo's bum is. >:D


You're free to say what you'd like, but who's this "Sheploo" you speak of? :P


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