That's some cool fanart. Very well done.
All right, for anyone who wants to read it, this is what happens when my Shepards get Thane to try ice cream...
Natalie Shepard (Thane's LI): Another critical mission SUCCESS! I think we deserve some ice cream for saving all these homeworlds.

Kim Shepard (MainShep): All right! *grabs a few huge cartons out of the freezer* Chocolate for me and mint for Nat. What do you like, Thane?
Thane: I've never had this before. *looks curiously at the mint* This is... it's green.
Carson Shepard (Earthborn Ruthless): Oh, you should try it. Good stuff. But be warned, the last time these girls got a sugar rush, they were bouncing off the walls.
Garrus: Literally. *takes some dextro ice cream for himself* They shook the Normandy.
Natalie: Come on, Thane! Badass assassins can eat sweets too! *gives him some of the mint* Ice cream makes everything better.
Carson: Maybe if it's spiked with red sand.
Thane: Red sand. Wild sugar rush. What do you humans put in these "sweets"?
Carson: Oh, nothing. That was just a joke. Kind of. It's food, nothing more. We bring the crazy.
Thane: I'm not surprised... *licks ice cream* Interesting flavor.
Kim: See? We told you so.

Have some more!
Saren: *rushes into the kitchen* No, don't! Y-You're eating that. Why? Stop it, now! *biotic throws the ice cream out of Kim's hands*
Thane: *is hit by the ice cream* >___o; Is he all right? It seems his paranoia has reached new levels.
Saren: You remember our destructive New Year's firework show, don't you?
Thane: No. I was with Siha. I'm... not sure I want to know what the rest of you were up to that night.
Natalie: Kim told me all about it. The firework-equipped thannix cannon?
Thane: Ah yes, the secret super-weapon you've code-named "the sparkle shooter". I thought you dismissed claims of its existence to the Council?
Kim: Well, of course we did. We're not going to come right out and tell them about our prototype automatic "win" button against the Reapers.
Garrus: I'm amazed no one came looking for it after
this one *points to Saren* blew up a batarian colony. It left a rainbow mark in space for days.
Saren: They did come, with a whole search team! I had to hide it.
Garrus: Oh, spirits... I can see where this is going.
Thane: *calmly sets his ice cream down on the table and steps away*
Carson: You hid it in the ice cream? *facepalms* What would you do a crazy thing like that for?
Saren: Because no one would think we were insane enough to hide it there, so they never looked.
Garrus: You sure proved the Council wrong then, being insane beyond their wildest expectations.
Natalie: Well, I guess there's no harm done, right? I mean, Kim told me these fireworks could only be set off by a special button they made with the word "awesome" on it.
Gardner: What's this button do? *click*
Sheps and crew: Noooooooooo! *dramatic leap away from the rainbow sparkle ice cream filled explosion*
TIM hologram: *appears* What happened here? The Normandy is covered in mint-chocolate ice cream and sprinkles.
Saren: Sparkles, actually. Just be glad it didn't blow a hole in the ship.
Thane: How is it that the Normandy was not destroyed? The blast didn't even scratch the paint.
TIM: The old Normandy was destroyed. This one needed to be stronger so that wouldn't happen again. It had to withstand Reaper attacks, and your daily antics.
Saren: I hate to admit it, Harper, but this is... impressive. What is this new Normandy made from?
TIM: Plot armor. It's the only way to be sure.
Carson: Plot armor?! Why didn't you tell us? We were holding back because we thought the ship couldn't take it! >

Move aside, Joker. I'm driving.
Thane: Siha, if I don't come back here in Mass Effect 3, this is why.
Modifié par The Sarendoctrinator, 09 janvier 2012 - 11:10 .