Well, I'll try to bring some cheer! I'm not feeling my best today, and have a lot of work to get done later, so I need a little pick-up too. Carson, show us what you've got!
Thane: You gave him free reign of the plan, didn't you?
Carson: Yeah! >

And somewhere along the lines, it went horribly, wonderfully wrong!
Thane: *puts on plot armor* I'm ready. Just promise me this won't kill us.
Carson: If it does, I can fix it.

You see, I convinced TIM to create a time-machine. Our creators get to reload our stories from an earlier save, so I thought, we should be able to reload our lives from before we messed things up! I can find a way to save you now without fear of failure because if the worst happens, I get a re-do!
Thane: It sounds too good to be true. *suspicious look* What went wrong?
Carson: I went a little too far back.
Child Thane: *walks into the room*
Thane: You didn't.
Carson: Oh, I did. And ten angry hanar chased me out of the assassin academy, tentacles flailing.
Natalie: *squeals and hugs child Thane* Can we keep him?

Thane: Siha, I don't think that's--
Carson: Sure, we can!
Thane: *facepalm*
Carson: Just until Mass Effect 3 comes out. What could possibly go wrong?
Thane: Everything, now that you brought it up.
Modifié par The Sarendoctrinator, 04 mars 2012 - 11:57 .