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[Cosmochyck]

coldwetn0se wrote...

So I have decided to continue the adventures of Perpetually Drunk Shepard. Anyone who wishes to participate is welcome. I do this in the spirit of @Saren and her lovely Carson, Saren, Natalie, TIM and of course Thane! Encouraging all fun dialogue from any so inclined. We need to laugh to balance out our tears.

*EDIT*

HA!  Marauder Shields for the WIN!

*hiccups - grabs another bottle to share at Kasumi's-Mawauder Shels for the wi....slips off chair and passes out, mumbling about her beloved - Thane*

[coldwetn0se]

*Any views expressed by Perpetually Drunk Shepard (PDS) are solely those of a drunken character, and should in no way be taken seriously......seriously!*

**Perpetually Drunk Shepard walks into Liara's room.***

Liara- "It's good to see you Shepard"
PDS- "Heyy booberry......gott any good secrets??  Maybe on that Kato wannabee who stabbity my boyfriend..<bastart>
*PDS starts swatting at Glyph repeatedly*
Liara- "I have some very useful intel on a flag and some medals that should we find, we can add to our War Assets."
*Enters EDI*
EDI- "Jeff has successfully scan some systems based on Liara's intel.  Care to join us in the War Room for an update on our EMS readiness?"
PDS- *swat* "wazzz the point, huh??  You gonna go out like a flashlight, tintitz....some weird kidd in my dreamz told me.  And, oh yeah, MY BOYFRIEND IS STILLL DEAD!! Ya know, THANE?!?!?!
Liara- "I think we should just carry her.  EDI grab her ankles, I'll get her arms."
*EDI looks questioningly at Liara, while grabbing Shepard's ankles*
EDI- "Who's Shane?
Liara- *shrug*



(took lots of liberties for funnsies.....see what I did there though.....nobody mentions Thane?????)

[hanar05]

Visii wrote...

Come on guys, don't give up...

Yes!!! We've come too far to back down now.
Let's do this, people!

[Cosmochyck]

hanar05 wrote...

Visii wrote...

Come on guys, don't give up...

Yes!!! We've come too far to back down now.
Let's do this, people!

Agreed!  Hold the line people!  I've updated the FB page, and got a little coverage from the Demand a Better Ending FB ge, and I'm annoying as many as I can from BW on twitter...and I I'm going to play MP tonight and search for the devs/BW peeps....good thing my hubby realizes I'm crazy and just quietly moves the kids to a different room

Modifié par Cosmochyck, 17 mars 2012 - 10:37 .

[coldwetn0se]

Cosmochyck wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

So I have decided to continue the adventures of Perpetually Drunk Shepard. Anyone who wishes to participate is welcome. I do this in the spirit of @Saren and her lovely Carson, Saren, Natalie, TIM and of course Thane! Encouraging all fun dialogue from any so inclined. We need to laugh to balance out our tears.

*EDIT*

HA!  Marauder Shields for the WIN!

*hiccups - grabs another bottle to share at Kasumi's-Mawauder Shels for the wi....slips off chair and passes out, mumbling about her beloved - Thane*

  Heehee....fell you.


"Never give up!  Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest
Truer words never spoken.  Holdin' the line for Thane!
(ok, starting to sound cracked)

[Cosmochyck]

coldwetn0se wrote...

Cosmochyck wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

So I have decided to continue the adventures of Perpetually Drunk Shepard. Anyone who wishes to participate is welcome. I do this in the spirit of @Saren and her lovely Carson, Saren, Natalie, TIM and of course Thane! Encouraging all fun dialogue from any so inclined. We need to laugh to balance out our tears.

*EDIT*

HA!  Marauder Shields for the WIN!

*hiccups - grabs another bottle to share at Kasumi's-Mawauder Shels for the wi....slips off chair and passes out, mumbling about her beloved - Thane*

  Heehee....fell you.


"Never give up!  Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest
Truer words never spoken.  Holdin' the line for Thane!
(ok, starting to sound cracked)

I will never surrender OR give up!  And you could never sound cracked - otherwise we all do! 

*PDS looks around for someone to lick*

[Hisilome]

Hold the line, indeed; I just hope BW listen to the fans, on all fronts; from the endings to the romances and make some amends...It'd show they care and restore them to the eyes of the majority of fans, for that matter!!

[utaker1988]

Cosmochyck wrote...



Agreed!  Hold the line people!  I've updated the FB page, and got a little coverage from the Demand a Better Ending FB ge, and I'm annoying as many as I can from BW on twitter...and I I'm going to play MP tonight and search for the devs/BW peeps....good thing my hubby realizes I'm crazy and just quietly moves the kids to a different room

Holding the line and not giving up.  Not in my nature, I tend to hold things in for awhile.  If this is not fixed, ten years from now I'll still be on about it.  My husband already knows I'm crazy and bless him, he goes right along with it.  Our first date set the tone, WWE show, Albany NY, I pushed him out of the way, trampled a couple of kids to get to Jeff Hardy.  Worth it.  I can't think of many men who would overlook the 27'x40' framed Thane poster or the little action figures (same one just in multiples...one can never have enough Thane to play with).  To be fair to my oddities, my wall also has framed posters of Jason Voorhies, Heath Ledger's Joker, Marilyn Manson, and Dale Jr.  Sometimes my Thane's have wrestling matches with my Undertaker and Darth Maul figures.  He wins, always.  

[Cosmochyck]

utaker1988 wrote...

Cosmochyck wrote...



Agreed!  Hold the line people!  I've updated the FB page, and got a little coverage from the Demand a Better Ending FB ge, and I'm annoying as many as I can from BW on twitter...and I I'm going to play MP tonight and search for the devs/BW peeps....good thing my hubby realizes I'm crazy and just quietly moves the kids to a different room

Holding the line and not giving up.  Not in my nature, I tend to hold things in for awhile.  If this is not fixed, ten years from now I'll still be on about it.  My husband already knows I'm crazy and bless him, he goes right along with it.  Our first date set the tone, WWE show, Albany NY, I pushed him out of the way, trampled a couple of kids to get to Jeff Hardy.  Worth it.  I can't think of many men who would overlook the 27'x40' framed Thane poster or the little action figures (same one just in multiples...one can never have enough Thane to play with).  To be fair to my oddities, my wall also has framed posters of Jason Voorhies, Heath Ledger's Joker, Marilyn Manson, and Dale Jr.  Sometimes my Thane's have wrestling matches with my Undertaker and Darth Maul figures.  He wins, always.  

oooh my Thane is on order!  I figure he can wrestle and hang out and drink with the doomed Noble Team squad from Halo: Reach and Dom from Gears of War.  Dom has a chainsaw lancer, so could be a close fight

For the days he wants a happy ending, he can sit with Master Chief

Modifié par Cosmochyck, 17 mars 2012 - 11:00 .

[coldwetn0se]

@Cosmo - you be awesome!  Soooo licking.....


*Much later.  Kasumi helps Jack and Vega put PDS to bed.*

Vega- "Eh, Lola.  Sleep it off.  We'll grab you in the morning to take out those Cerberus pendehos crawlin' all over Omega."
Kasumi- *Kasumi staring wide eyed at Jack* "Did she just try and lick you?"
Jack- " ***k, I get that a lot."
Vega- "It's the tats, lil' hermana.  I get that too."
*The three of them leave, and Perpetually Drunk Shepard stumbles to the bathroom.  Stops and stares into the mirror.*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Siha.  The only thing that matters is that you mourn me.  What others think is irrelevant."
*PDS licks the mirror, stares, then licks the mirror again*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Stop that.  Siha.  Shepard.  Your drooling.  You have a snot bubble."
PDS- "Love mee......?? 

[Ghost_Nappa]

So has anyone tested out that Kirrahe on xbox to keep thane alive a wee bit longer? I need to know incase I can systemblock my own husband-waifu on his Xbox....that and keep up the PDS.

[Cosmochyck]

Thane will just die of Kepral's instead of the wound AND Keprals

[Cosmochyck]

coldwetn0se wrote...

@Cosmo - you be awesome!  Soooo licking.....


*Much later.  Kasumi helps Jack and Vega put PDS to bed.*

Vega- "Eh, Lola.  Sleep it off.  We'll grab you in the morning to take out those Cerberus pendehos crawlin' all over Omega."
Kasumi- *Kasumi staring wide eyed at Jack* "Did she just try and lick you?"
Jack- " ***k, I get that a lot."
Vega- "It's the tats, lil' hermana.  I get that too."
*The three of them leave, and Perpetually Drunk Shepard stumbles to the bathroom.  Stops and stares into the mirror.*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Siha.  The only thing that matters is that you mourn me.  What others think is irrelevant."
*PDS licks the mirror, stares, then licks the mirror again*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Stop that.  Siha.  Shepard.  Your drooling.  You have a snot bubble."
PDS- "Love mee......?? 

laughing...so....hard....poor PDS, she looooooooves her drell:wub:  (and in all seriousness, so she should!)

[Ghost_Nappa]

Cosmochyck wrote...

Thane will just die of Kepral's instead of the wound AND Keprals

I knew he was gonna die due to the disease but its like a time factor of every second I can get spending time with my shep. Its like Ijust finding out they cut out a mission concerning Hanar and longating his life was super cruel.

In retrospect I don't think I can start my 2nd run of thanemanced shep after my liara run through. (Because they somewhow didn't jipp off the hot blue alien babe, but shaft the hot lizard man....wait that sounds naughty somehow.)

[coldwetn0se]

Ghost_Nappa wrote...

Cosmochyck wrote...

Thane will just die of Kepral's instead of the wound AND Keprals

I knew he was gonna die due to the disease but its like a time factor of every second I can get spending time with my shep. Its like Ijust finding out they cut out a mission concerning Hanar and longating his life was super cruel.

In retrospect I don't think I can start my 2nd run of thanemanced shep after my liara run through. (Because they somewhow didn't jipp off the hot blue alien babe, but shaft the hot lizard man....wait that sounds naughty somehow.)

Naughty is good.  Well timed use of the word....ya know which one.

[Ghost_Nappa]

Thanks wetnose now I can't get it out of my head...least it nots like tasting the Rainbow whenever someone mentions Feron....wait a second.

Also abligatory photo to add to the group.

[coldwetn0se]

This is a two-part PDS.  May it be coherent.


*Perpetually Drunk Shepard shuffles into the Shuttle Bay, swaying up to Cortez.*
Cortez- "Commander.  I have some good news and some bad. We just got a new MAKO in."
*PDS takes a swig off of a flask she stole from.....ahhh who the hell knows!*
PDS- "Annnnnd the good newz.....???"
Cortez- "Sorry Commander, you misunderstand.  The MAKO is the good news.
PDS- "Hmmph."
Cortez- "The bad news.....it ran over your dog.
PDS- "My what?  I had a dog?  You bastarts!"  *takes a pathetic swing at Cortez*
Cortez- "Whoa, whoa, whoa! It was just a mechanical dog left by some R&D guy"
PDS- "First my LOVE is writtin....ummm....stabbity and Kepral ***t, and now my dog??"
Cortez- "Sorry Commander."
PDS- "OHHHH! I know what happened.  Where's gunnychief!  Williams!!!!"
Cortez- "She couldn't ha__"
PDS- "Shhhh! She propably thought the new MAKO was a bear, and thru my dog at it.  &#^%#@* *****h.....

Later that day.....
*Perpetually Drunk Shepard hauls a mass of metal and wires up to Engineering, and plops the remains of her mechanical dog on a work bench next to Tali.*
Tali- "Commander.  I heard about your dog.  I am very sorry."
PDS- "Pssssttt, come' er.  Your smart and good with wiress and stuff.  I want you to turn this mess in to this."
*PDS hands Tali a picture of Thane.*
Tali- "What is it.  Some kind of frog, Commander?  A lizard.  You wish me to build you a frog drone?
PDS- "What???? It's a Drell, ya dumb chickn-lady!  Ya know...a Drell.  Just like the one I was in love with??  You jworked with him too, ya know..."  *glower, glower*
*PDS storms (Press A) out of Engineering*
Ken & Gabby in unison- "Commander drunk again??"

(again, no offense is meant to any other characters.  I actually love them all.  ENJOY!)

[Cosmochyck]

Oh.My.God. Coldwetn0se - too funny!! You're making my day!

[mnomaha]

Apparently it is not good time to drink coffee here.

[coldwetn0se]

mnomaha wrote...

Apparently it is not good time to drink coffee here.

Coffee, we don't need no stinkin' coffee!

Hi.

[mnomaha]

LOL I *need* coffee. At this point, I would love some Irish coffee.

And please, please, please keep writing those scripts! They are full of WIN!

[Cyansomnia]

I came up with this fun squad banter while I was at work, thought I'd share:

Shepard: *sounds a bit out of breath* Hey, Thane, wait up!
Thane: My apologies, Siha.
Shepard: *surprised* You really are feeling better, aren't you?
Thane: *slight chuckle* I suppose I am.
Shepard: *seductive tone* You know, I'm not 100% convinced. When we get back to the Normandy, you should give me a full demonstration.
Thane: *amused* It would be my pleasure, Siha.
James: Man, you sure don't waste time... do you, Cobra?
Thane: *confused* ... Cobra?
Shepard: *exasperated* He's got this thing for nicknames, just roll with it.
Thane: I see.
James: What? You're not the only one who can come up with nicknames. What the hell does 'See-ha' mean, anyways?
Thane: *irritated* Siha is one of the warrior-angels of Arashu, goddess of motherhood and protection. It is a term of endearment and respect.
James: Pretty it up all you want, Cobra, but it's still a nickname.
Thane: Hmmph.

Nickname for Thane inspired by Aimo of course.  

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 18 mars 2012 - 12:37 .

[Lucky Thirteen]

sorry, not revealing a source doesn't cut it for me. as far as I'm concerned, that's BS trolling

[Cosmochyck]

Aimo - love her! And that banter is priceless!

[coldwetn0se]

We have some new friends to play with (hope I don't screw up the voices)


*Perpetually Drunk Shepard is back at Kasumi's bar, giant pickled egg jar now void of eggs.  Replaced with vodka, gin, whiskey, Dimetapp, (ok, one left over pickled egg), and a pink Crazy Straw.*
*Thane in Hallucination Form appears to Shepard.  Along side him is Mordin in Hallucination Form and Legion....huh??  Right, he gots a soul now.....*
PDS- "No one undrstans, Thane.  They act as if nuffing is wrong, like your not even gone....or even existed.  WTF...."
*bonk*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "She can not seem to let this go. Mordin, perhaps some council from you would help."
Mordin in Hallucination Form- "She is beyond my aide. *sniff*  Taken by alcohol.  Personality replaced by Gin.  Courage replaced by Scotch.  Strength replaced by vodka.  Gone, is our Commander. *sniff* No longer in Command. 
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Legion.  Collective words may be of help.
Legion- "Shepard-Commander.  We....I have come to a conclusion.  For the betterment of the Galaxy, a cesstation of libations is necessary."
PDS- "Are we off to see tthe wizard....lemme guess.  You need  a heart or some stupid ***t like that, Sally there needs some courage, and what....Kermit needs some brains?  Not nice, not nice!!  BAD Shepard..."
Mordin in Hallucination Form- "See. Gone."
*PDS squints her eyes at Mordin.*
PDS- " Salamanders are where da booms at!
Thane in Hallucination Form- *facepalm* "I believe she is mixing ga__...I mean metaphors."
*Pans over to Kasumi in her PJ onesies (with feet).  Wide eyed, terror, clutching a pillow to her face, speak to the Com)
Kasumi- "Dr. Chakwas, Liara......anybody???  *whispers* Conrad?"