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[sunnie7699]

coldwetn0se wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

LOL...I was just playing Slingo, ahhahahahahaha...stupid devil.

Javik and Kaidan
Kaidan: Why are you leaving Shepard's Cabin?
Javik: It was the one place I had not been yet. Checking it's presence.
Kaidan: She's not here, she's picking up some drell for the mission.
Javik: I know she's not here, I was just in there. Why are you up here then?
Kaidan: I was going to wait for her. Out of curiosity, what did you sense in there?
Javik: Few people other than Shepard have been up here. Liara and the drell from Life Support.
Kaidan: Oh her last mission but only Liara and the drell?
Javik: His presence was heavy here. He must have spent a lot of time here.
Kaidan: Maybe she felt bad because he was sick, he was sick, didn't you say that?
Javik: Yes he was ill. But I don't think that's why he was up here. Just give the Commander a message when you see her. Tell her that reproduction is improbable between humans and drell.
~~Javik walks away~~
Kaidan: WTF!!!

*YOINKS*....wut, you mad K?

I wish I could get Slingo to work on my damn computer......used to play it back in the '90s on AOL. 
Devil- "Ah-hahahaha....."

*door to Shep's cabin opens, Thane and Shep stumble in*
Kaidan: Shepard!
Shep: Kaidan!? Wtf are you doing in my cabin!
Kaidan: I was waiting for you...
Shep: Well... get out. *Goes back to making out with Thane*
Kaidan:

(haha ok that was a bit extreme )

Modifié par sunnie7699, 24 mars 2012 - 01:26 .

[coldwetn0se]

^Eveeel......I luve it!

[mnomaha]

Love it, Love it.

Moar!

[utaker1988]

mnomaha wrote...



My Thane would never jump right into some douchebag's sword. And who uses a plain steel sword in the Miss Effect universe? At least make a cool biotic sword thing ffs.

Just my opinion.

And my Shep would never stand there like a complete moron while her love is about to be stabbed.  How bleeping stupid was she?  Really?  She KNOWS he's not as his best and just bleeping stands there while he's fighting with all that he has.  Had that been her, near death..do you really think Thane would have stood there like an idiot?  No, he would not have.  (bangs head against desk) Why? Why? Why?

[mnomaha]

Why? seriously...refer to previous convo about blue blow up dolls.

[utaker1988]

sunnie7699 wrote...


*door to Shep's cabin opens, Thane and Shep stumble in*
Kaidan: Shepard!
Shep: Kaidan!? Wtf are you doing in my cabin!
Kaidan: I was waiting for you...
Shep: Well... get out. *Goes back to making out with Thane*
Kaidan:

(haha ok that was a bit extreme )

Evil Shep approves!!!  I could go so far with that.  I had chosen Javik as the one to throw it in Kaidan's face because he's such a subtle douche at times.  To Liara:  The Asari have finally learned how to write.  

[mnomaha]

Maybe....maybe the Asari wrote ME3

[Tinve]

mnomaha wrote...
Tinve!!! I haven't seen you in ages! Welcome back. BitterShep is a tequila girl, but she probably has something for you to drink. What's your preference?

I'm glad to see you again. Maybe, ryncol? www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/1204475764/ryncol-mass-effect-2-cocktail-ingredients-1-oz

Thane is very rarely wrong. In fight with Kai Leng, I saw three absurdity:
1. He did not shoot right away as soon as possible. And the gun was not ready for a shot.
2. He started to hand to hand combat with an enemy who was armed with ?katana?.
3. Shepard and squad members stood and watched quietly. In LoSB Liara acts much better in a similar situation.
This makes the situation unreal.

Modifié par Tinve, 24 mars 2012 - 01:47 .

[mnomaha]

Yeah. It was complete crap. With a completely crappy character (Kai Leng) and an utterly ****ty story for Thane.

[utaker1988]

mnomaha wrote...

Maybe....maybe the Asari wrote ME3

With the help of space magic, crayons and the assistance of blow up dolls.

My 101 ways to torture Kaidan continue....

~~Kaidan and Mordin are talking about seashells and Shep walks in~~
Mordin:  Shepard.  Great to see you.  Nice to see Thane again.
Shep:  Thanks Mordin, always a pleasure.
Kaidan:  Shepard we need to talk.  About the drell.
Mordin:  Shepard.  Can supply more lotions and ointments.
Shep:  Good, that's what I was looking for.
~~Shep walks out with an armful of goodies and a big goofy grin~~
Kaidan:  Why does she need those?
Mordin:  Sexual relations between humans and drell complex.  Got work to do.  Will talk later.
Kaidan:  

[mnomaha]

@Tinve...OMG have you ever drank that before??

BitterShep totally salutes you.

[mnomaha]

OMG utaker i just...i just FLU! Truly!

BitterShep would tacklehug you but she can't get up right now.

[sunnie7699]

utaker1988 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...



My Thane would never jump right into some douchebag's sword. And who uses a plain steel sword in the Miss Effect universe? At least make a cool biotic sword thing ffs.

Just my opinion.

And my Shep would never stand there like a complete moron while her love is about to be stabbed.  How bleeping stupid was she?  Really?  She KNOWS he's not as his best and just bleeping stands there while he's fighting with all that he has.  Had that been her, near death..do you really think Thane would have stood there like an idiot?  No, he would not have.  (bangs head against desk) Why? Why? Why?

Some people might argue that it was one of those 'This is Thane's fight, we can't interfere' moments, but I disagree. If anything, it should have gone down like this:

Zoe:Jayne. This is something the captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No. No, it's not!

Zoe: Oh!

Except replace Zoe with Shep, Mal with Thane, and Jayne with... one of the squad members who was with you? Haha I've been quoting way too much Firefly lately..

[LucyMaire]

@Sunnie
Hahaha I love that scene in Firefly!! They should have gotten Joss Whedon to write ME3.

[mnomaha]

I love Firefly...my opinion in those terms (not quite related) would be:

If Joker is a leaf on the wind...he better blow his ass back to earth and pick me the hell up!

[sunnie7699]

utaker1988 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

Maybe....maybe the Asari wrote ME3

With the help of space magic, crayons and the assistance of blow up dolls.

My 101 ways to torture Kaidan continue....

~~Kaidan and Mordin are talking about seashells and Shep walks in~~
Mordin:  Shepard.  Great to see you.  Nice to see Thane again.
Shep:  Thanks Mordin, always a pleasure.
Kaidan:  Shepard we need to talk.  About the drell.
Mordin:  Shepard.  Can supply more lotions and ointments.
Shep:  Good, that's what I was looking for.
~~Shep walks out with an armful of goodies and a big goofy grin~~
Kaidan:  Why does she need those?
Mordin:  Sexual relations between humans and drell complex.  Got work to do.  Will talk later.
Kaidan:  

Omg I was drinking tea when I read this, now it is mostly all over my desk. SO FUNNY

[MadCat221]

Here ya go, Thanefans... Found this in a recent Kai Leng bash thread.

[Tinve]

mnomaha wrote...
@Tinve...OMG have you ever drank that before??

Never before in RL, but going to try. Veeeery carefully.

[mnomaha]

I have seen you there MadCat!

[utaker1988]

I disagree too with it being Thane's fight just on the grounds that my Shep has proven time and time again that she cannot keep her nose out of other people's business. All those "chose who to side with" things on the Citadel in 3. Not her business but she interjects anyway. Finding the datapad about Aria during the Garrus' recruitment mission. Not her business what others want to do to Aria but she tells Aria about it anyway. The packages for Ish..not her problem, sticks her nose in anyway. Reading about everyone's personal business in LotSB, yeah it's there but it wasn't meant to be read by her. She did it anyway. The Quarian accused of stealing the credit chit, again, not her business but there she is again.

[mnomaha]

Agreed. She's supposed to solve *everyones* problems. Bittershep would have just shot the ****er between the eyes...or at least between something. I don't know who this Shep playing the game was, but she wasn't mine.

[coldwetn0se]

Firefly quotes FTW!!
PDS licks and *glomps* the thread!

ok....gotta go eat.....

[RShara]

utaker1988 wrote...

LOL...I was just playing Slingo, ahhahahahahaha...stupid devil.

Javik and Kaidan
Kaidan: Why are you leaving Shepard's Cabin?
Javik: It was the one place I had not been yet. Checking it's presence.
Kaidan: She's not here, she's picking up some drell for the mission.
Javik: I know she's not here, I was just in there. Why are you up here then?
Kaidan: I was going to wait for her. Out of curiosity, what did you sense in there?
Javik: Few people other than Shepard have been up here. Liara and the drell from Life Support.
Kaidan: Oh her last mission but only Liara and the drell?
Javik: His presence was heavy here. He must have spent a lot of time here.
Kaidan: Maybe she felt bad because he was sick, he was sick, didn't you say that?
Javik: Yes he was ill. But I don't think that's why he was up here. Just give the Commander a message when you see her. Tell her that reproduction is improbable between humans and drell.
~~Javik walks away~~
Kaidan: WTF!!!

BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!

[Tinve]

mnomaha wrote...
I don't know who this Shep playing the game was, but she wasn't mine.

I think same thing about the scene in the hospital.