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[LucyMaire]

mnomaha wrote...

I love Firefly...my opinion in those terms (not quite related) would be:

If Joker is a leaf on the wind...he better blow his ass back to earth and pick me the hell up!

You're so funny

[RShara]

I saw a request for a better fight scene between Thane and Kai Leng. I came up with

Kai Leng flipped onto the floor. His sword shone brightly in his hand and he crouched, eyes focused and ready.

Thane shot him in the head.

[mnomaha]

Tinve wrote...

mnomaha wrote...
@Tinve...OMG have you ever drank that before??

Never before in RL, but going to try. Veeeery carefully.

Very very very carefully.  I mean, Absinthe *and* grain alcohol? That's like drinking liquid nitro.

...let me know how it tastes.

[mnomaha]

RShara wrote...

I saw a request for a better fight scene between Thane and Kai Leng. I came up with

Kai Leng flipped onto the floor. His sword shone brightly in his hand and he crouched, eyes focused and ready.

Thane shot him in the head.

I endorse this scene. Yes please!

[utaker1988]

Torturing Kaidan aboard the Gossip Boat....

~~Kaidan walks behind Joker and EDI~~
EDI: So Jeff, I asked Shepard about relationships.
Joker:  And? Why?
EDI:  She seemed to be experienced.
Joker:  Yes she is, I suppose but why do you want to know?
EDI:  I was more curious about differing species and how sexual relationships work.
Joker:  Well, she would have knowledge, especially with Thane aboard the Normandy now.
EDI:  What do you think they do up there all the time?
Joker:  Horizontal tango.  Boxspring Olympics.  
EDI:  Come again?
Joker:  snicker....
Kaidan:  

[disc0nnect7]

mnomaha wrote...

RShara wrote...

I saw a request for a better fight scene between Thane and Kai Leng. I came up with

Kai Leng flipped onto the floor. His sword shone brightly in his hand and he crouched, eyes focused and ready.

Thane shot him in the head.

I endorse this scene. Yes please!

*1 hour later* secks ensues

[disc0nnect7]

mayrabgood wrote...

disc0nnect7 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

Seriously? Some people are just never content, are then?

http://social.biowar...ndex/10537202/1

I don't think they'll ever be content. The Ash/Kai-mancers are never going to let the whole Horizon cameo issue go. They feel entitled to an epic romance because of it. I guess I can understand why they want more content, but I'm really too bitter to care. They had all of ME1 with them, and a decent chunk of ME3. They're part of the chosen few anyway, should be grateful for that alone.

There better not be a Liara fan ever complaining about not having enough content though.

I totally agree with you. Many Kaidan fans still want more Kaidan. I'm a Kaidan fan too as you all know but I don't agree with the ones that one more. Yes I wanted more after ME2 of course, but we got plenty enough in ME3. When you get something you wanted it's natural to still want more but I'd rather have more Thane. 

Please BioWare.....more Thane 

Oh and I'm loving all these Sheps; PDS, BitterShep, and BoredShep hehe

Hehe you're a Kaiden fan? Oh god there's so much Kaiden bashing on this thread LOL all in good fun though!

[mnomaha]

Oh phew I was actually worried. I try to be good natured about the bashing, but BitterShep tries to take over sometimes.

LOL utaker. loving it!

[utaker1988]

About the Kaidan bashing, it's not personal and I can assure you that if Kaidan had gotten shafted in the romance department, I would be waving my flag of support to those who romanced him. Jacob I cannot stand but I fully support those FemSheps who romanced him, oh lord did they really get screwed. I love to pick on him but in the end, I want fairness for everyone who put their time, their hearts, and their souls into this game. Equal treatment!!! Lots of Thane!!! Now onto trying to find more inspiration for my Gossip Boat.

[hanar05]

Just a reminder that while it's hard not to feel bitter about how poorly Thane was treated, try not to be spiteful. Yes, I understand how seeing others complain about the LI content they got when we got it worse is frustrating. But complaining about complaining isn't doing anyone much good.

While it's okay to share these frustrations with friends, this is a public forum.

And remember, every character is someone's favourite. I too got frustrated at other characters when my own favourite was treated badly, but that's not Kaidan's fault.

Not scolding any of you or anything, just trying to keep the situation peaceful before somebody gets offended.

We can still continue discussing our favourite characters without others putting down!

Art time!!!


By RinaCane

[Cyansomnia]

hanar05 wrote...

Just a reminder that while it's hard not to feel bitter about how poorly Thane was treated, try not to be spiteful. Yes, I understand how seeing others complain about the LI content they got when we got it worse is frustrating. But complaining about complaining isn't doing anyone much good.

While it's okay to share these frustrations with friends, this is a public forum.

And remember, every character is someone's favourite. I too got frustrated at other characters when my own favourite was treated badly, but that's not Kaidan's fault.

Not scolding any of you or anything, just trying to keep the situation peaceful before somebody gets offended.

We can still continue discussing our favourite characters without others putting down!

Art time!!!

/awesome picture snip

Yes, it's probably best not to lash out at the other characters.  I totally understand being bitter and sad (I'm sitting in that camp), but alienating other fans or your friends (who happen to have different tastes) isn't a good idea.

I do not begrudge the characters for the uneven treatment they received, I begrudge the creators of the game.

[mnomaha]

It's all been in goof (actually going to leave that) fun. I haven't called anyone a wanker in days.

[disc0nnect7]

Hanar, you find the best Thane art. Whenever I try browsing deviantart for Thane I never seem to find anything good.

[JECW]

hanar05 wrote...

Just a reminder that while it's hard not to feel bitter about how poorly Thane was treated, try not to be spiteful. Yes, I understand how seeing others complain about the LI content they got when we got it worse is frustrating. But complaining about complaining isn't doing anyone much good.

While it's okay to share these frustrations with friends, this is a public forum.

And remember, every character is someone's favourite. I too got frustrated at other characters when my own favourite was treated badly, but that's not Kaidan's fault.

Not scolding any of you or anything, just trying to keep the situation peaceful before somebody gets offended.

We can still continue discussing our favourite characters without others putting down!

Art time!!!

I agree.
I think we are a pretty friendly thread.
Kaidan isn't the one who screwed up. The writers did that, and they are the ones who will hopefully fix it.

[mnomaha]

Nobody was complaining. And I agree Jecw, the writers did it all.

[mnomaha]

*sigh* I know Raikoh. It was terrible how they treated Thane.

[Emeraldfern]

Shameless repost from the "Protesting thread":

Btw I posted a few layout ideas for the fanbook!
Would really welcome any Feedback!

(Don't want to post all those pics here I'll flood the page)

Modifié par Emeraldfern, 24 mars 2012 - 04:34 .

[coldwetn0se]

Raikoh110 wrote...

I just watched the Thane romance on youtube. Wow, they really slaughtered it. Femshep showed no emotion to Thane and that makeout scene in the hospital was just sad and glitchy. She didn't even weep when he died on the hospital bed. This romance needs a major overhaul.

Ya got that right.  But I think we all just wanted options more than anything else.  Choices are good in our RPG's, eh?

Bah.....ok, got some PDS coming up, but just a quick aside since @Hanar brought it up.  I actually like ALL the ME characters....no joke.  But, since it is a RPG...ish game, I allow my PDS to speak for how SHE feels....feelings being ignored, others hitting on her when she never even initiated a romance with them ever.....not their fault.  We know who "dropped the ball".  Anyway, all in good fun.  I even poke some fun at our favorite Drell....reptillian skin; thick.

[mnomaha]

@Coldi...Ima gonna start quoting you again. LOL

And please bring in PDS, BitterShep is driving me nuts.

[coldwetn0se]

And now another scorching episode of "Drell's Anatomy"....shuddup...I'm not tryin' to hard...shhh, keep reading.  It'll make sense shortly.

*Perpetually Drunk Shepard walks in to the Shuttle Bay.  She's wearing a dress (bloody awful; thanks Allers...).  All eyes turn to her.*

Jack- "Damn Shep!  Did you try and nuke that dress?  WTF?"
PDS- "Solid-arity, baldy!  I'm makin' a stand for ALL Drellls!"
*The dress appears to have been dyed green.....poorly.  Splotches of green dye smudge her body, and her hands......*
Vega- " Ya know Lola, you keep that up and you can go blind too.  Comprende <grin>?"
PDS- "Heyyyy monkey man, get yur mutton ass over here and show me wutcha got!"
*PDS stands in the middle of the Bay with her hands balled up into little lime colored fists.*
Jack- "HA!  Oh, please let her kick you ASS.  Hey, Cortez, 20 creds on Shep....you in??"
Cortez- "Fish in a barrel, hermana.  No bet!"
*Vega approaches Perpetually Drunk Shepard, and bobs his head a few times....gives her a fake out, and BAM.....right to the....lady bits????  Not cool, man.*
Vega- " ***T!  Sorry Commander, your taller than I realized. You ok?"
Jack- "WTF Vega???  No cash for you.  Aaaaaand, I might suggest you stay outta her hair for the next few days."
PDS- "ehhhhhhhhhh......mmmmmmm.....gah...<bastart>"
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Siha, rest easy.  I will dispose of the man-child."
*Thane riles up all his Ectoplasmic strength and sends a grappling hook (yeah, they got them...shuddup!) hurling towards his head.  <thunk>*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Your body is dust.  Go to the sea.  Booya, muthaf**ka!"
*PDS crawls on all fours to the elevator.....***k, thank god it's a long ride.*


Next morning

*Perpetually Drunk Shepard is still wearing the horrifically green dyed dress, and has added a new stunning accessory.  She walks into the War Room only to trip over a spherically shaped body.*
PDS- "***k!  Who put this volus here.....damnit!
EDI- "He is a War Asset, Shepard.  Can I help you with anything?"
*The volus gets back up, reaches towards PDS's chest.  He tries to grab the detached head of one Kermit the Frog, hung around her neck like a talisman.*
PDS- "Handsoff....ya grabby little Weeble Wobble. My drell!"
*PDS grabs at the kermit head.....from atop the head, stuffed into it's stuffin', she pulls out a Two Shot of Jagermeister.  Cracks the bottle open, downs it in half a breath, and chucks the bottle at the Primarks head....then flips him da bird.*
EDI- "Commander, may I assist you with anything."
PDS- "Shutit, terminator!  Im gunna make a phone call."
*PDS heads to the Com room, and calls up Anderson*
Anderson- " Shepard.  You never returned my call about the Asari Delegates. I thi_"
PDS- "Shhh!  I wanna show you sumthing.....You dint give me my letters from Thane."
*Just then, Garrus and Javik walk in.  PDS pulls an old wrinkled copy of Fornax from....well, you don't wanna know, k?  Just leave it at that.  PDS opens the mag and shoves the centerfold (a, ummm, well endowed Drell) into the face of Garrus.*
PDS- "This is wut I was supposed to have!  Not sum booberry, not sum crackpot biotic wif buggy eyes.  This!!"
Garrus- "ACK!  Can't unsee what I've seen! <swat>"
Javik- "To the void, woman......<squints at picture>.  On second thought.....kudos."
Anderson- "The entire galaxy is on the brink of extinction and THIS is what I have to deal with??  Fine....Go find this Dell and get it on board now!!  Anderson out!"
PDS - <whispers> drell.
*PDS curls onto the floor, stroking the centerfold disturbingly.*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Hmmph.  If they only knew.  That Drell is average at best."
*Thane puffs his chest out*
Legion- "Drell-Thane.  Impressive."
PDS- "Thane....<drool>

A nod to kiwibliss' lovely fanfic!  Keep um coming!


**Edit - woops, messed up on characters.  Fixed**

Modifié par coldwetn0se, 24 mars 2012 - 05:43 .

[mnomaha]

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

[coldwetn0se]

mnomaha wrote...

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

*PDS strokes BitterSheps hair, cooing <drooling> softly in her ear........aaaand now I'm getting images of Fornax in my head.  I really need to stop reading NSFW.*