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[mnomaha]

LOL well isn't Lesbianism the current theme for FemSheps in ME3?

[coldwetn0se]

^Damn! Your right!.....<bastarts>

[mnomaha]

BitterShep stumbles in...*grumbles* I don't want no damn boobies, I want l*(*&$*#$!

Me too...

[sunnie7699]

mnomaha wrote...

LOL well isn't Lesbianism the current theme for FemSheps in ME3?

Also, don't forget 'conforming to feminine ideals' where even robots can have camel toes!

Modifié par sunnie7699, 24 mars 2012 - 06:17 .

[coldwetn0se]

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL well isn't Lesbianism the current theme for FemSheps in ME3?

Also, don't forget 'conforming to feminine ideals' where even robots can have camel toes!

Bwahahaha.  Oww....mine eyes!

[RShara]

Hahahahaha PDS fondling Fornax
I love I love so hard

I have no enthusiasm for any games right now either. I'm hoping Diablo 3 will perk me up a bit. No plot worth speaking of, just killing things and funky armor is all I'm lookin for there.

[mnomaha]

killing things...I do have Dead Island. And our Protesting page is being trolled.

[spamhead80]

RShara wrote...

I saw a request for a better fight scene between Thane and Kai Leng. I came up with

Kai Leng flipped onto the floor. His sword shone brightly in his hand and he crouched, eyes focused and ready.

Thane shot him in the head.

Shara, you can write me every Thane story, forever.

[mnomaha]

@Shara and Sunnie...you guys are the best. I tried, but I'm just out of logic and smartass for the night.

[sunnie7699]

spamhead80 wrote...

RShara wrote...

I saw a request for a better fight scene between Thane and Kai Leng. I came up with

Kai Leng flipped onto the floor. His sword shone brightly in his hand and he crouched, eyes focused and ready.

Thane shot him in the head.

Shara, you can write me every Thane story, forever.

This is exactly how it should have been. Thane wouldn't have hesitated, not my Thane. Where did the Thane who used to drop in from behind and neck-snap without a moment's hesitation go?

[mnomaha]

I think the only real writer at bw wrote it and he left.

[mythlover20]

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

*PDS strokes BitterSheps hair, cooing <drooling> softly in her ear........aaaand now I'm getting images of Fornax in my head.  I really need to stop reading NSFW.*

Same here Shell. I have not had the urge to game ever since I forced myself through the Garrus romance. I have a dozen favourites, and even one I haven't played yet, but the thought of actually turning my PS3 on, for ANYTHING (even watching a DVD) makes me so sad, and angry.

Margurite (SadSiha) drops to the floor with PDS and BitterShep.

[mnomaha]

Somebody needs to start...documenting...this. For science.

[RShara]

Yeah! Coldi you should totally upload all this to ff.net so it's not lost. FOR SCIENCE!

[coldwetn0se]

hmmmmm....<rubs chin thoughtfully> I do have them all in a file. I was going to donate them to the Fanbook, but I can't figure out how to post them to the group....bah! I'm a forum dolt!

[sunnie7699]

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL well isn't Lesbianism the current theme for FemSheps in ME3?

Also, don't forget 'conforming to feminine ideals' where even robots can have camel toes!

Bwahahaha.  Oww....mine eyes!

*BoredShep watching Blasto 6: Partners in Crime on her omni-tool in the crew quarters*

BoredShep: Yeah! Enkindle THAT,  b*tch!

*EDI walks over*
Edi: Commander, I have a question..

BoredShep: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of a really exciting fight scene

*BoredShep looks up at EDI*
BoredShep: Hey, you have a new outfit, I suppose now that you have an over-emphasised female body, you need clothes to go along with it-- EDI.. is that? *stares at EDI's crotch* OMG is that a ******!?

EDI: A what?

BoredShep: OMG do you have.. a va--

EDI: So what if I do? You have one too don't you?

BoredShep: Yeah but I don't pull my pants up so high that people on planets lightyears away can see it!

[mnomaha]

*looks at Shara* I was talking about all the Sheps on the floor. What were you talking about?

[RShara]

>.>

[sunnie7699]

mythlover20 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

*PDS strokes BitterSheps hair, cooing <drooling> softly in her ear........aaaand now I'm getting images of Fornax in my head.  I really need to stop reading NSFW.*

Same here Shell. I have not had the urge to game ever since I forced myself through the Garrus romance. I have a dozen favourites, and even one I haven't played yet, but the thought of actually turning my PS3 on, for ANYTHING (even watching a DVD) makes me so sad, and angry.

Margurite (SadSiha) drops to the floor with PDS and BitterShep.

*BoredShep sits next to SadSiha, PDS, and BitterShep, her omni-tool showing pictures of her and Thane on the Normandy*

BoredShep: we never even got to see a desert.. *bursts into tears*

[coldwetn0se]

sunnie7699 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL well isn't Lesbianism the current theme for FemSheps in ME3?

Also, don't forget 'conforming to feminine ideals' where even robots can have camel toes!

Bwahahaha.  Oww....mine eyes!

*BoredShep watching Blasto 6: Partners in Crime on her omni-tool in the crew quarters*

BoredShep: Yeah! Enkindle THAT,  b*tch!

*EDI walks over*
Edi: Commander, I have a question..

BoredShep: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of a really exciting fight scene

*BoredShep looks up at EDI*
BoredShep: Hey, you have a new outfit, I suppose now that you have an over-emphasised female body, you need clothes to go along with it-- EDI.. is that? *stares at EDI's crotch* OMG is that a ******!?

EDI: A what?

BoredShep: OMG do you have.. a va--

EDI: So what if I do? You have one too don't you?

BoredShep: Yeah but I don't pull my pants up so high that people on planets lightyears away can see it!

*ZOWIE*  hehehehe

[coldwetn0se]

damn it! Electricity blinked out for a minute.....don't lose power, don't lose power, don't lose power.

Amonkira help me.....

[mnomaha]

sunnie7699 wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

*PDS strokes BitterSheps hair, cooing <drooling> softly in her ear........aaaand now I'm getting images of Fornax in my head.  I really need to stop reading NSFW.*

Same here Shell. I have not had the urge to game ever since I forced myself through the Garrus romance. I have a dozen favourites, and even one I haven't played yet, but the thought of actually turning my PS3 on, for ANYTHING (even watching a DVD) makes me so sad, and angry.

Margurite (SadSiha) drops to the floor with PDS and BitterShep.

*BoredShep sits next to SadSiha, PDS, and BitterShep, her omni-tool showing pictures of her and Thane on the Normandy*

BoredShep: we never even got to see a desert.. *bursts into tears*

*looks at the pictures of Thane* We never got to see a lot of things. Stupid butt flap. *uncontrollable sobbing*

[sunnie7699]

mnomaha wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

LOL Love it Coldi (of course)

...I think bw ruined my gaming. All the games I have and I don't want to play any of them. Not Skyrim, not The Witcher, not even ME2. No urge at all.

*curls up with PDS on the floor*

*PDS strokes BitterSheps hair, cooing <drooling> softly in her ear........aaaand now I'm getting images of Fornax in my head.  I really need to stop reading NSFW.*

Same here Shell. I have not had the urge to game ever since I forced myself through the Garrus romance. I have a dozen favourites, and even one I haven't played yet, but the thought of actually turning my PS3 on, for ANYTHING (even watching a DVD) makes me so sad, and angry.

Margurite (SadSiha) drops to the floor with PDS and BitterShep.

*BoredShep sits next to SadSiha, PDS, and BitterShep, her omni-tool showing pictures of her and Thane on the Normandy*

BoredShep: we never even got to see a desert.. *bursts into tears*

*looks at the pictures of Thane* We never got to see a lot of things. Stupid butt flap. *uncontrollable sobbing*

BoredShep: *between sobs* was it so hard, just to let him have his shirt off.. at least once..

Seriously though, I can't have been as hard as designing his character in the first place, with his outfit and everything!

[mnomaha]

*hiccups* they would have had to put away the blow up doll for that.

[braxy29]

just stopping in to let ya'll know that i found a pic of thane and one of mordin on the memorial wall at the citadel docks.