We return now to "Chicken's and Cricket's", on the Mess Effect Woman's Channel.....
*Back in Kasumi's bar after a hard day of, "Scan this, ooohh watch out for scary reapers, press A for that, say things ya didn't wanna say....bleh", Perpetually Drunk Shepard stares at the bar where six previously (partially) full bottles of wine are lined up. She sticks her now purple tongue out at Garrus who just walks in accompanied by Tali.*
Garrus - "I see you are doing a bit of housekeeping for Kasumi....So thoughtful, Shepard. <sarcastic>"
Tali - "Be nice. The Commander has had a hard day....I'm sure she has.....mmm."
PDS- " That's right, Colonel Sanders, I'm savin' da galaxaky....din cha know?"
*PDS starts 'tonguing' thin air over the stool next to her.*
Garrus- "That's..........disturbing."
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Siha, I would like nothing better than to spend the evening with you making out....I appear to be turned on by that...ummm....."noise" you make. But, perhaps we should desist till your squadmates are gone."
*PDS sticks her tongue out at the stool next to her, and stick two fingers in the air....repeatedly.*
PDS - "So Jimminy, does Tali like yar big "guns"? <snicker> Do you have more than one.....gun?? Damn! Who's gotta copy of Fornax layin' around??"
*PDS starts groping at Garrus'.....ummm...."Ken" crotch . (god I hope people get that...bwaahaha).
Garrus - "***k, Shep! Stop it! Tali doesn't want to know about the.....gun(s)."
*Tali looks back and forth between PDS and Garrus, tapping her talon on her facemask thoughtfully.*
Tali - "Yes.......I really do!"
*Tali joins PDS in the groping while Garrus dances around like his hard armor is on fire."
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Go for the clasp under the left thigh, Siha. That'll solve this mystery once and for all."
Just a little short PDS'iddy. In the Immortal words of Mordin.....enjoy.
Modifié par coldwetn0se, 26 mars 2012 - 03:51 .