Thane Thread 'It's difficult. All things worth keeping are.' Spoilers will be neck-snapped.
#8576
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:50
#8577
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:51
#8578
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:55
#8579
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:03
mnomaha wrote...
Hiya Sable!
I know. I haven't been able to play anything ME related since I finished one playthrough. I just don't have the heart.
I am determined not to let ME3's problems ruin the series for me, and so far, bullheaded stubbornness has served me quite well. Taking a leaf out of Shep's book
#8580
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:09
Shep: EDI, you wanna go experience some human adventures.
EDI: Ready Shepard, what am I do to.
Shep: Nothing just follow me to the Shuttle Bay.
~~Shep takes EDI into the Shuttle Bay and they hide behind some crates~~
Shep: Shhhh...don't talk EDI, just watch.
EDI: Confirmed Shepard.
~~Shep points over to Vega and Thane who are doing pull ups...shirtless~~
Shep: Now watch carefully EDI, this is human biology 101.
EDI: Ready to observe, quietly as instructed.
Vega: So, Krios, your surgery went well. How long before you can become active in battle again?
Thane: Should not be long, maybe a couple of more weeks. I'm on light duty right now.
Shep: squeeeeeee
Vega: Did you hear that?
Thane: No, I did not. Shuttle Bay is quite noisy.
Vega; You know you can get more out of this is you squeeze your glutes while pulling up.
Shep: squeeeeeeeee
Thane: I think I heard something.
Vega: I thought so. Could there be mice in here?
Thane: Let's just keep going.
Vega: So anyway, you are a pretty damn good sniper. What is your trick to getting the perfect shot.
Thane: I hold it firm, steady, and a strong grip.
Shep: squeeeeeeee :::panting and drooling::::
Vega: Ok, I need to check this out.
Shep: Oh crap, let's go EDI.
~~Shep tries to sneak out and is grabbed around the waist by Thane~~
Thane: Siha, what are you doing? James I found our mice.
Vega: Well, we had an audience. Like the show ladies.
EDI: I was only following Shepard's orders.
Thane: What orders were those?
Shep: I was checking the equipment.
Thane: Last time you checked the equipment, well nevermind. Come on, you want to check equipment, I have something for you to check.
~~Cut to cockpit~~
Joker: Learn anything EDI?
EDI: When did we install a pole in life support?
Joker: Huh?
EDI: Thane took Shepard and told her she could polish his pole.
Joker:
Modifié par utaker1988, 27 mars 2012 - 09:13 .
#8581
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:11
Thanks utaker...I needed that, well, minus the faceplant
#8582
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:13
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
mnomaha wrote...
Hiya Sable!
I know. I haven't been able to play anything ME related since I finished one playthrough. I just don't have the heart.
I am determined not to let ME3's problems ruin the series for me, and so far, bullheaded stubbornness has served me quite well. Taking a leaf out of Shep's bookI actually have been enjoying ME1 and ME2; it's interesting replaying knowing what will happen in ME3. But some character intros are just heartbreaking: Mordin and Thane so far, and I know I'll bawl when I get Legion. I am such a softie.
Meh, until they fix it, or at least acknowledge our presence, I won't be playing anything from bw. I'm actually enjoying Duke Nukem more than ME3.
#8583
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:21
utaker1988 wrote...
Shepard is bored and decides to head up to the cockpit.
Shep: EDI, you wanna go experience some human adventures.
EDI: Ready Shepard, what am I do to.
Shep: Nothing just follow me to the Shuttle Bay.
~~Shep takes EDI into the Shuttle Bay and they hide behind some crates~~
Shep: Shhhh...don't talk EDI, just watch.
EDI: Confirmed Shepard.
~~Shep points over to Vega and Thane who are doing pull ups...shirtless~~
Shep: Now watch carefully EDI, this is human biology 101.
EDI: Ready to observe, quietly as instructed.
Vega: So, Krios, your surgery went well. How long before you can become active in battle again?
Thane: Should not be long, maybe a couple of more weeks. I'm on light duty right now.
Shep: squeeeeeee
Vega: Did you hear that?
Thane: No, I did not. Shuttle Bay is quite noisy.
Vega; You know you can get more out of this is you squeeze your glutes while pulling up.
Shep: squeeeeeeeee
Thane: I think I heard something.
Vega: I thought so. Could there be mice in here?
Thane: Let's just keep going.
Vega: So anyway, you are a pretty damn good sniper. What is your trick to getting the perfect shot.
Thane: I hold it firm, steady, and a strong grip.
Shep: squeeeeeeee :::panting and drooling::::
Vega: Ok, I need to check this out.
Shep: Oh crap, let's go EDI.
~~Shep tries to sneak out and is grabbed around the waist by Thane~~
Thane: Siha, what are you doing? James I found our mice.
Vega: Well, we had an audience. Like the show ladies.
EDI: I was only following Shepard's orders.
Thane: What orders were those?
Shep: I was checking the equipment.
Thane: Last time you checked the equipment, well nevermind. Come on, you want to check equipment, I have something for you to check.
~~Cut to cockpit~~
Joker: Learn anything EDI?
EDI: When did we install a pole in life support?
Joker: Huh?
EDI: Thane took Shepard and told her she could polish his pole.
Joker:![]()
:wub:That... was a damn good thing to wake up to. And minus the headach that Shell got with her faceplant to. And you went from teasing Kaidan to Vega in the time I was away? What did I miss since... two/three days ago? I heard something about a voiced letter? Am I right? Please tell me I'm right!
#8584
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:25
#8585
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:30
coldwetn0se wrote...
Okay, so I have been putting together another PDS, but I need a little assistance. In the <blech> fight scene with KL, who did your Sheps have with them in their party......I've seen screenshots from it, but I quit palying the game before I got to it. Is it always the same party, or were you able to choose?
Thanks for any input, and I will credit any contributors.
*Edit - spelling
I took Liara and Garrus.
#8586
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:30
Modifié par mythlover20, 27 mars 2012 - 09:31 .
#8587
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:33
#8588
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:35
I'm in the **** stage. I don't plan on leaving any time soon. *hugs*
#8589
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:45
utaker1988 wrote...
I had Vega and Javik. Always took them two if given a choice especially Javik if I was forced to take Liara with me. He's just a snarky little jerk sometimes...my Renegade FemShep admires his doucheyness.
He was.
I admit I enjoyed watching him tell her that basically her people were not as special as she thought they were.
#8590
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:45
http://www.facebook...._t=feed_comment
and tag it or something? it's totally getting lost in his feed. I would, but I started it. I don't want him to think I'm a stalker (even if I kinda am).
#8591
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:46
JECW wrote...
utaker1988 wrote...
I had Vega and Javik. Always took them two if given a choice especially Javik if I was forced to take Liara with me. He's just a snarky little jerk sometimes...my Renegade FemShep admires his doucheyness.
He was.
I admit I enjoyed watching him tell her that basically her people were not as special as she thought they were.
I rather enjoyed that myself.
#8592
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:58
*EDIT*
***t! Sorry @utaker......squeee on your Shep-shot!
Modifié par coldwetn0se, 27 mars 2012 - 09:59 .
#8593
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 10:05
Emeraldfern wrote...
sunnie7699 wrote...
Here is a haiku I cooked up just now (I was trying to actually make it nice and then it turned into this):
A sexy drell man,
A tantalising zipper,
Take off your clothes, please.
jk/ Whaa? Kasumi is that you? I thought you considered Thane too "dark" for your taste? Oh and didn't you like Jacob?/jk
Seriously this is exactly what I thought when i saw your poem
Hahaha omg I actually completely forgot about Kasumi's haiku in her dossier! Maybe it was in the back of my mind when I wrote this haha except hers is much cuter. Mine is just... maybe this is what Shepard in ME3 was thinking when she practically dry humped him in front of a large glass window?
#8594
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 10:22
Cosmochyck wrote...
utaker1988 wrote...
I don't know how they managed to mess this up so bad, ok maybe Thane had a different writer. Still not good enough for me. If I were writing for an already established character the FIRST thing I would do is go back and read all previous dialogue, watch the game play videos, and get some background on the character's creation. All the while, taking notes. Since this is a character who just happens to have an illness, start asking questions to myself. Did they intend for him to die? Was there any hints, clues as to not having him die? I'd go out and find those answers and again..take notes. After all that, I'd get a feel for what people want out of the character or expect. For example, checking BSN and skimming the posts on the character. This might take some extra time to do but if I wanted people to love what I'd done, I'd do this in my spare time. Then and only then when I felt I KNEW the character, I'd sit my arse down and start writing.
So, my point is, I don't take "new writers" as a plausible excuse or reason. Not when it comes to a game of this scale, the LAST game in a series when everything is supposed to be wrapped up or resolved then the room for mistakes is very thin. What they threw at me was something even my kids would not do, it screams of laziness and I'm not going to sit here and accept this is the best they could do. We as fans deserve better and Thane sure as hell deserved better.
Agreed! I also will not accept the reasoning of "it's harder with a group of writers as things can get missed/lost" - Um, HE'S ON THE COVER OF ME2 PEOPLE!! Please tell me you at least LOOKED at your last instalment. Didn't you wonder who that hot green guy was?? Not to mention there is no way they have all forgotten all the marketing that went into ME2 - Thane was a staple! And how they bragged about his development? It just seems like it was all for nothing because people will just remember how he was treated in ME3. (except those of us that refuse to believe ME3 even happened and are content to have Thane (cured of course) & Shep live in a desert after ME2)
Exactly! I mean, THIS should surely mean something:
http://au.bestof.ign...-character.html
Especially because they seem to appreciate editor/reviewer feedback
#8595
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 10:23

Well, I was busy with homework all day, they had a break from me up until now.
#8596
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 10:27
Guerilla attacks guys. Hit them when they least expect it. And from all sides.
#8597
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 11:10
mythlover20 wrote...
utaker1988 wrote...
Shepard is bored and decides to head up to the cockpit.
Shep: EDI, you wanna go experience some human adventures.
EDI: Ready Shepard, what am I do to.
Shep: Nothing just follow me to the Shuttle Bay.
~~Shep takes EDI into the Shuttle Bay and they hide behind some crates~~
Shep: Shhhh...don't talk EDI, just watch.
EDI: Confirmed Shepard.
~~Shep points over to Vega and Thane who are doing pull ups...shirtless~~
Shep: Now watch carefully EDI, this is human biology 101.
EDI: Ready to observe, quietly as instructed.
Vega: So, Krios, your surgery went well. How long before you can become active in battle again?
Thane: Should not be long, maybe a couple of more weeks. I'm on light duty right now.
Shep: squeeeeeee
Vega: Did you hear that?
Thane: No, I did not. Shuttle Bay is quite noisy.
Vega; You know you can get more out of this is you squeeze your glutes while pulling up.
Shep: squeeeeeeeee
Thane: I think I heard something.
Vega: I thought so. Could there be mice in here?
Thane: Let's just keep going.
Vega: So anyway, you are a pretty damn good sniper. What is your trick to getting the perfect shot.
Thane: I hold it firm, steady, and a strong grip.
Shep: squeeeeeeee :::panting and drooling::::
Vega: Ok, I need to check this out.
Shep: Oh crap, let's go EDI.
~~Shep tries to sneak out and is grabbed around the waist by Thane~~
Thane: Siha, what are you doing? James I found our mice.
Vega: Well, we had an audience. Like the show ladies.
EDI: I was only following Shepard's orders.
Thane: What orders were those?
Shep: I was checking the equipment.
Thane: Last time you checked the equipment, well nevermind. Come on, you want to check equipment, I have something for you to check.
~~Cut to cockpit~~
Joker: Learn anything EDI?
EDI: When did we install a pole in life support?
Joker: Huh?
EDI: Thane took Shepard and told her she could polish his pole.
Joker:![]()
:wub:That... was a damn good thing to wake up to. And minus the headach that Shell got with her faceplant to. And you went from teasing Kaidan to Vega in the time I was away? What did I miss since... two/three days ago? I heard something about a voiced letter? Am I right? Please tell me I'm right!
SQUEEEE!!
(Sorry I'm a bit behind on the posts, I woke up not long ago lol)
#8598
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 11:12
His targets, skittish.
Shepard, but a distraction.
He drops in, silent.
The crew watches on.
A deadly snap, a quick thwack,
The final shot fires.
#8599
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 12:12
Visii wrote...
I know I said I'd stop... or at least slow down, but they're making it too easy!
Well, I was busy with homework all day, they had a break from me up until now.
I agree completely. I wish they'd just come out and say something tangible.
It's more like they are saying:
*pat pat* We know you love Thane, but we aren't going to change anything. <_<
#8600
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 12:28
Aislinn Trista wrote...
Visii wrote...
I know I said I'd stop... or at least slow down, but they're making it too easy!
Well, I was busy with homework all day, they had a break from me up until now.
I agree completely. I wish they'd just come out and say something tangible.
It's more like they are saying:
*pat pat* We know you love Thane, but we aren't going to change anything. <_<
Yeah, for all we know they are 'appreciating our feedback' just like they appreciated the Cure for Thane banner





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