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[coldwetn0se]

mnomaha wrote...

Awww poor Coldi. Come play on facebook with me...I just smacked down (not really) an ahole.

Heeheee......you da champ, mnomaha! 
We need a cheerleader emoticon.   That just doesn't fit.

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Thane Krios by Melasfatum on deviantART

Modifié par coldwetn0se, 31 mars 2012 - 05:11 .

[mnomaha]

Actually, the protest thread here is pretty fun too.

[stwu]

utaker1988 wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

You're welcome! I must of been typing so passionately I didn't even look at the thread title properly LOL I do hope thane gets the attention he deserves, he's a great character and the people who romanced him should have been thought of.

Thank you so much for your words and thoughts and it's great to see someone who agrees that his romance was treated like garbage.

Soo....let's see what Thane thinks about his ME3 romance.
~~Shep and Thane are sitting at their desk looking at FB~~
Thane:  Do you see this?  They used my pic and after they killed me off in ME3 and treated our romance badly.
Shep:  Those azzhats!
Thane:  Enough is enough, Siha, I've had it.  (grabs his sniper rifle)
Shep:  Thane, you are not going to do anything crazy are you?
Thane:  Crazy?  No.  But I am going to demand a rewrite of my character.
Shep:  There are better ways.
Thane:  Like what?  They wrote you as an unfeeling lump of dirt.  I am hurt over how they treated you.
Shep:  Yeah but it's just a game, it isn't real.
Thane:  Look at me.  Siha, would you kill off this?
Shep:  (runs her eyes up and down Thane's body)  You have a point, hand me my sniper.

Lol. Though my shep would jump him then grab her gun.

[Sable Rhapsody]

stwu wrote...
Lol. Though my shep would jump him then grab her gun.

Hopping in on the revenge fantasies, starring Thane, Garrus, and Jamie Shepard, brotastic mantrio of sniper win.

Shep:  Not cool, man, not cool.  Nobody does that to a bro.
Thane: Shepard, technically I am not with anyone in your continuity.
Shep: Thane, I'm your wingman.  Bromance knows no bounds of space, time, or universe.
Thane:  That...doesn't make any sense.
Garrus:  Don't ask.  It's a human thing.  It gets worse the more he drinks.  So who do you want us to shoot over this, Thane?
Thane:  ...the two of you are terrible influences.  *cracks knuckles*  Though I would prefer my revenge for my mistreatment in ME3 to be more hands-on.
Garrus: I'm a hand-to-hand specialist.
Shep:  I'm a drunken master?
Thane: *pats Shep on the back*  Drink more, my friend.  We have a lot of necks to snap.

[RShara]

okay, someone asked me to do a blow by blow of the KL vs Thane fight. I didn't want to voiceover the movie so I just took and commented on some of the screenshots. It's much more obvious and there are more flaws when you watch the thing.

Edit:  here let me redo the link to be public

Blow by Blow Public Link

Modifié par RShara, 31 mars 2012 - 06:59 .

[Sealy]

I miss Thane, I think ME2 needs another playthrough, but it's so hard not to romance him!

[mnomaha]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

stwu wrote...
Lol. Though my shep would jump him then grab her gun.

Hopping in on the revenge fantasies, starring Thane, Garrus, and Jamie Shepard, brotastic mantrio of sniper win.

Shep:  Not cool, man, not cool.  Nobody does that to a bro.
Thane: Shepard, technically I am not with anyone in your continuity.
Shep: Thane, I'm your wingman.  Bromance knows no bounds of space, time, or universe.
Thane:  That...doesn't make any sense.
Garrus:  Don't ask.  It's a human thing.  It gets worse the more he drinks.  So who do you want us to shoot over this, Thane?
Thane:  ...the two of you are terrible influences.  *cracks knuckles*  Though I would prefer my revenge for my mistreatment in ME3 to be more hands-on.
Garrus: I'm a hand-to-hand specialist.
Shep:  I'm a drunken master?
Thane: *pats Shep on the back*  Drink more, my friend.  We have a lot of necks to snap.

Ahahahaha, I love this!!

[mnomaha]

Fleshdress wrote...

I miss Thane, I think ME2 needs another playthrough, but it's so hard not to romance him!

Yeah, I barely made it through with one GarrusShep. The rest belong to Thane. I cannot stay out of life support to save my sanity.

[Sable Rhapsody]

mnomaha wrote...

Ahahahaha, I love this!!

Thane needs bro love as well as love from his sihas 

[sunnie7699]

Haha I tried to do a Garrus romance playthrough once, but as soon as Thane drops in I just can't resist him D:

[Taavo]

 I was going to make a GarrusShep but I'm all ME2ed out after preparing for ME3. I don't even know if I'd be able to do that. I'd just be thinking about Thane sitting there in life support alone with no Shepard lovin.

[utaker1988]

@Sable...LOL, I love it.

From my ME3 rewrite....I couldn't do it without humor.
~~Thane, Shep, and James are sitting down eating the ever delicious and much sought after MRE~~
James: So, Thane I heard about you and Lola. Tell me, how does one get past the frost queen?
Thane: A lot of tapping and heavy weapons.
James:  You're alright Krios. (much bro love going on there)
Thane:  So Vega, I think you could use some help with close combat.
James:  What makes you say that?  I'm quite good with my hands.
Thane:  And the size of your forearms confirms that but your face tells another story.
Shep:  
James:   Hey, I've been lonely.

The words are not exact but pretty darn close.

For those who are wondering about MRE, they are the fabulous Meals Ready to Eat furnished by our American Military for troops out in the field.  I grew up in a military family so I can tell you, they are gross.

[Taavo]

utaker1988 wrote...

@Sable...LOL, I love it.

From my ME3 rewrite....I couldn't do it without humor.
~~Thane, Shep, and James are sitting down eating the ever delicious and much sought after MRE~~
James: So, Thane I heard about you and Lola. Tell me, how does one get past the frost queen?
Thane: A lot of tapping and heavy weapons.
James:  You're alright Krios. (much bro love going on there)
Thane:  So Vega, I think you could use some help with close combat.
James:  What makes you say that?  I'm quite good with my hands.
Thane:  And the size of your forearms confirms that but your face tells another story.
Shep:  
James:   Hey, I've been lonely.

The words are not exact but pretty darn close.

For those who are wondering about MRE, they are the fabulous Meals Ready to Eat furnished by our American Military for troops out in the field.  I grew up in a military family so I can tell you, they are gross.

LOL! I've seen those MRE's before. You couldn't pay me to eat that stuff 

[mnomaha]

hahahaha, poor Vega needs some loving too. Oh wait...another missed opportunity by bw. *facepalm*

[sunnie7699]

utaker1988 wrote...

@Sable...LOL, I love it.

From my ME3 rewrite....I couldn't do it without humor.
~~Thane, Shep, and James are sitting down eating the ever delicious and much sought after MRE~~
James: So, Thane I heard about you and Lola. Tell me, how does one get past the frost queen?
Thane: A lot of tapping and heavy weapons.
James:  You're alright Krios. (much bro love going on there)
Thane:  So Vega, I think you could use some help with close combat.
James:  What makes you say that?  I'm quite good with my hands.
Thane:  And the size of your forearms confirms that but your face tells another story.
Shep:  
James:   Hey, I've been lonely.

The words are not exact but pretty darn close.

For those who are wondering about MRE, they are the fabulous Meals Ready to Eat furnished by our American Military for troops out in the field.  I grew up in a military family so I can tell you, they are gross.

Hahaha omg I love these so much!

And even the best of ready made meals aren't all that good, so I can only imagine how gross military ones are

[mnomaha]

I would imagine it is something like really dry cardboard.

[utaker1988]

You would imagine correctly, the dehydrated brownies were the best. One could throw them at the enemy and save bullets.

[mnomaha]

LOL That gives a new meaning to death by chocolate.

[Visii]

Morning everyone. Just thought I'd start off with reminding everyone of something so bizarre I can hardly put it into words.

PipFalcon ‏ @pip_falcon
@masseffect I want a cure for Thane. I want the crew to know he died. I want FemShep to miss him. I wanted hope. Was Hope not the point?

Mass Effect ‏
@pip_falcon Hope dies last, have faith!

[wildannie]

OOO nice meditating Thane.

I wish I could bring myself to play ME2...

@Visii that tweet should mean that something might be planned for Thane... I see-saw between flickering hope and defensive anger that they are just rubbing salt in the wounds.

[Visii]

wildannie wrote...

OOO nice meditating Thane.

I wish I could bring myself to play ME2...

@Visii that tweet should mean that something might be planned for Thane... I see-saw between flickering hope and defensive anger that they are just rubbing salt in the wounds.

 >_< Why would they rub it in, though. I mean, they already have our money. It's past the return date for most any place you could buy it from...

For the sake of DLC, I suppose, but they're joking if they think I'm buying anything that doesn't fix the damn endings and add to the ME2 LI's/Cure Thane.

They think I'll cave? I think not. I haven't touched ME3 since... since the day it came out and it was clear mostly everything from the leak was true.

[Hisilome]

mnomaha wrote...

Oh they certainly have large "balls" don't they...hahah get it...

They just put this up an hour ago...

http://www.facebook....&type=1

Darn, can't see that, no FB! What have they done now?

Modifié par Hisilome, 31 mars 2012 - 02:35 .

[Akaneryuu]

Visii wrote...

Morning everyone. Just thought I'd start off with reminding everyone of something so bizarre I can hardly put it into words.

PipFalcon ‏ @pip_falcon
@masseffect I want a cure for Thane. I want the crew to know he died. I want FemShep to miss him. I wanted hope. Was Hope not the point?

Mass Effect ‏
@pip_falcon Hope dies last, have faith!

it's a shame my hope died with Thane:crying:

[utaker1988]

~~Thane is walking through the Crew Deck when he overhears Kaidan and James~~
James: It must suck to see Shepard with Thane, no disrespect but why man?
Kaidan: It doesn't matter the writers are killing him off. Patience my friend.
James: That's just cold, hitting on her after his death
Kaidan: It's how it's written, I can do that.
~~They see Thane~~
Kaidan: Krios, how's it going?
Thane: Walk with me Alenko.
Kaidan: Where are we going?
Thane: Stop right there.
Kaidan: What is this about?
Thane: I heard your chat with James. You plan on going after Shepard after my death, do you?
Kaidan: Yes I do, it's how it's written and well, she's hot.
Thane: Funny you should mention that, look what happened today?
Kaidan: Huh?
Thane: Thane DLC, looks like I'm going to live.
Kaidan: That's nice but I don't have to download that, in my world you still die. Shepard is mine.
~~Thane reaches over and hits the switch on the door~~
EDI: Airlock ajar, airlock ajar!!
Thane: Go to the sea (shoves Kaidan out the airlock and into the void)
EDI: We have lost Kaidan.
Thane: Heh, heh, Alenko, in the end, your choices don't matter.

[Visii]

utaker1988 wrote...

~~Thane is walking through the Crew Deck when he overhears Kaidan and James~~
James: It must suck to see Shepard with Thane, no disrespect but why man?
Kaidan: It doesn't matter the writers are killing him off. Patience my friend.
James: That's just cold, hitting on her after his death
Kaidan: It's how it's written, I can do that.
~~They see Thane~~
Kaidan: Krios, how's it going?
Thane: Walk with me Alenko.
Kaidan: Where are we going?
Thane: Stop right there.
Kaidan: What is this about?
Thane: I heard your chat with James. You plan on going after Shepard after my death, do you?
Kaidan: Yes I do, it's how it's written and well, she's hot.
Thane: Funny you should mention that, look what happened today?
Kaidan: Huh?
Thane: Thane DLC, looks like I'm going to live.
Kaidan: That's nice but I don't have to download that, in my world you still die. Shepard is mine.
~~Thane reaches over and hits the switch on the door~~
EDI: Airlock ajar, airlock ajar!!
Thane: Go to the sea (shoves Kaidan out the airlock and into the void)
EDI: We have lost Kaidan.
Thane: Heh, heh, Alenko, in the end, your choices don't matter.

Oh, that just made my morning!