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Mordin:  Ah, Thane.  What can I do for you?
Thane:  Do you happen to have anything that can lessen hallucinations?
Mordin:  Hallucinations.  Let me see.  Yes will need time though.
Thane:  Thank you, Mordin.  I owe you.
Mordin:  I will need Shepard to come down when it is done.
Thane:  I will send her just let me know.
Mordin:  Rubbing your head.  Something the matter?  Anything I can do?
~~Remembers the night before~~
Thane:  (wakes up) Stop, Siha, Stop!
Shep:  This hurts you Harbinger.  (whack, whack, whack)
Thane:  Stop, it's a hallucination!  (tries to dodge pillow blows)
Shep:  Pain is only an illusion.  I'll show you true power. (thwack, thwack, thwack)
Thane:  (puts hands out to try to grab the pillow) Shepard, that's me!!
Shep:  Face your annihilation.  My attacks will tear you apart. (kapow, zonk, whap)
Thane:  (resigned)  I give up.  I have fallen.
Shep:  You have only delayed the inevitable.  Releasing control. (collapses) 
Thane:  (picks her up and places her back on the bed) I need to speak to Mordin in the morning.
~~Back to standing in Mordin's Lab~~
Shep:  Hey Thane look at what Cerberus got for me!!!  Collector armor!!!!  And a Collector Assault Rifle!!!
Thane:  :blink:  Mordin, please hurry with that.
Mordin:  Will do Thane.  Looks like time is critical.
Shep:  :huh:

 

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@JECW: Mmmm... naked Thane...very nice


So earlier today I was looking at a picture of Liara on my bf's Nook and I said that her skin looks leathery or even a little reptilian. 
My bf then said, "Like Thane but I bet he's slippery." Then I said that that is probably how he slips into his leather pants by slipping into them. Then I got all these images in my head of Thane slipping into his pants or....other things...or areas... 

I know he wouldn't be slippery like most people think snakes or lizards are, but a slippery Thane is a very nice thing to think about 




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Julia_xo wrote...

Niemalha - I lean toward crying. I hate the overall impression the game gives me which is that Shepard doesn't care about him. :/

Someone else on this thread says they broke off the relationship to see what would happen and that option for "private time" was still there (Thane refused though). I couldn't believe that. It seems so cruel. Hard to believe they would put that there.



I was the one who let curiosity get the better of me..(My guilt-trip lasted for hours after picking it)

The worst part of it was when he said this in response if you say you are still interested in Kaidan:

 "Hearts are fragile things, And even a little confusion can cause permanent damage to you...or......whomever"

Even after Shepard acts like a complete b**** he still cares for her.Posted Image
The fact that he says "whomever" with a somewhat disgusted tone indicates he's actually a bit jealous.

And then if you ask for "private time" at this point he says this:

"I...don't think that's what you want Shepard even if it seems like a good idea now"

Heck the line:

"I think of us often Siha, but we always knew it would come to an end"

Still plays, adding to the notion that Thane still cares for Shepard.

I officially awarded my Shepard the "Most douchiest character" award  at that point Posted Image

(Which only lasted for the time it took to reload the save after which cereal killer got the award again)

I guess good job on that convo in regards of making Shepard a complete wh*** and giving the player a guilt-trip
But I can honestly say that I never want to hear it againPosted Image

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LOL...yes, it was my intention to leave Thane naked up in Shep's room.  Lots of Speculations from everyone! :wizard:   

Now I have the image of Thane sliding into his clothes and other places.  I am now going to be derailed for the rest of the night.  I have been corrupted.  :lol:

As for breaking up with Thane.  I'm all for others doing it and reporting back what is said and how it plays out but I couldn't do it.  I just have it in my head, "This is most possibly the worst thing Shep can do to a person."  That ranks right up there with breaking up with Thane in ME2 AFTER the Omega 4 and Collector Base.  :pinched:  Btw, I never did that, I've never picked the option to end it.  Heard it in the sound files and even then it just sounds painful.  Back to ME3, to break up with a man who is that close to death.  Even my Malificent wouldn't do it, call her evil, vengeful, and spiteful she'd cut off her own nose to spite her face but she follows one rule, "Thane has feelings armor."  May he never feel the pain of a broken heart again.

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@Hadeedak - lil' "green" dress. <sheepish grin>

Ahhhhh, the make out scene. No joke......teared up when I saw that gif. Simple reason: between what most of you have already said about the 'before and after' convo's, but also, on the xbox that scene really doesn't look like that to me. Not to mention, da noise....urgh.....

I will say this; @lydlyd I think the "gif" is actually lovely, since it mitigates the before and after, AND the noise. Why can't we have that and MORE!!! And breathe life back into his character, if he was so inclined to revert back to a state BEFORE the romance in ME2........sigh. And remove the brain tumor that bw gave my Shep.....ya know the one that altered her personality beyond recognition. bah.....Too much PDS wine....purple tongue and all......<obligatory swear>

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Niemalna wrote...

I think Julia_xo said it best. :) It's a hot scene and I like it, it's just that it's not really "private". But mostly its because of the before and after affects, made it seem less like passionate hot "I love you" make out scene and more like, "let me bang and go. And no I don't want to see you again afterwards". Since that's basically what happened in the game. (Can't decide whether to pitifully 'lol' or cry.)


Agreed.  My brain had to come up with some headcanon that happened to them after that makeout scene.  Something meaningful and romantic... Posted Image

mayrabgood wrote...
I know he wouldn't be slippery like most people think snakes or lizards are, but a slippery Thane is a very nice thing to think about
<ridges>


I LOVE how you think.Posted Image

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*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!

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mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:

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sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"

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coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:

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utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:

Modifié par mnomaha, 11 avril 2012 - 05:39 .


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mnomaha wrote...

....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:



    :whistle:

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utaker1988 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:



    :whistle:


Annnnnd, I should know better than to follow links while eating.

Nice one! :kissing:

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coldwetn0se

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mnomaha wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:


HAHAHA!!!  Did you just change your answer there??????Posted ImagePosted Image

*EDIT*

Go forth and conquer my lil' Thanemite!!  New Thread to post on......

Modifié par coldwetn0se, 11 avril 2012 - 05:51 .


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coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:


HAHAHA!!!  Did you just change your answer there??????Posted ImagePosted Image

*EDIT*

Go forth and conquer my lil' Thanemite!!  New Thread to post on......


Oh, why do I click on these links! So glad that I wasn't eating like poor Shelly..

I went forth! And I shall conquor all! *Viking mode enabled*

This one understands...... and is very intrigued. *licks lips*

Slippy ridges... makes other things slippery also.... :devil:

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coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:


HAHAHA!!!  Did you just change your answer there??????Posted ImagePosted Image

*EDIT*

Go forth and conquer my lil' Thanemite!!  New Thread to post on......


hahaha I totally changed my answer. I don't want to get banned.

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coldwetn0se

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mythlover20 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:


HAHAHA!!!  Did you just change your answer there??????Posted ImagePosted Image

*EDIT*

Go forth and conquer my lil' Thanemite!!  New Thread to post on......


Oh, why do I click on these links! So glad that I wasn't eating like poor Shelly..

I went forth! And I shall conquor all! *Viking mode enabled*

This one understands...... and is very intrigued. *licks lips*

Slippy ridges... makes other things slippery also.... :devil:




Such a naughty woman.......I approve!Posted Image

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Well crap, next time I will not edit my post about...digestible bodily fluids

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mnomaha.....you got to be who you is.......be proud! Ya dirty birdy!!!

<gafaw/grin> :D

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mnomaha wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

coldwetn0se wrote...

sunnie7699 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

*thud* that was my head or my heart, I can't decide. I pop in to say Hi and I love you and I see slippery ridges.

OMG I just FLU guys!


I'm sure if Thane's ridges aren't slippery already, they will be soon enough, if you know what i'm sayin' ;)

Too..dirty...to post... 

*posts*

:devil:


Posted Image..........Posted Image

"This one understands"



hmmmm.... That's intriguing.  :wub:


....well, there's three possibilities...

oil and...two others.  All are definately intriguing. :devil:


HAHAHA!!!  Did you just change your answer there??????Posted ImagePosted Image

*EDIT*

Go forth and conquer my lil' Thanemite!!  New Thread to post on......


hahaha I totally changed my answer. I don't want to get banned.


Aww man, now I want to know what you said! Haha :P

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Thane after seeing this thread.....

Posted Image 

He really doesn't know what to think....

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Emeraldfern wrote...
I was the one who let curiosity get the better of me..(My guilt-trip lasted for hours after picking it)

The worst part of it was when he said this in response if you say you are still interested in Kaidan:

 "Hearts are fragile things, And even a little confusion can cause permanent damage to you...or......whomever"

Even after Shepard acts like a complete b**** he still cares for her.Posted Image
The fact that he says "whomever" with a somewhat disgusted tone indicates he's actually a bit jealous.

And then if you ask for "private time" at this point he says this:

"I...don't think that's what you want Shepard even if it seems like a good idea now"

Heck the line:

"I think of us often Siha, but we always knew it would come to an end"

Still plays, adding to the notion that Thane still cares for Shepard.

I officially awarded my Shepard the "Most douchiest character" award  at that point Posted Image

(Which only lasted for the time it took to reload the save after which cereal killer got the award again)

I guess good job on that convo in regards of making Shepard a complete wh*** and giving the player a guilt-trip
But I can honestly say that I never want to hear it againPosted Image


Thank you for the quotes, Emerald. :crying: It just breaks my heart. If you break up with him in ME2 he tells Shepard he hopes it doesn't offend her if he carries her in his heart. He really does love her, whether the feeligs are returned or not. I never choose those lines but I've heard the soundfiles. I can't stand to be mean to him. He's been through so much.

It annoys me that BioWare added stuff like that in ME3 but there was no sign of an "I love you, Thane" anywhere.

RShara wrote...

The gif makes the scene look much better
than it is, with the cheesy noises/music. And that totally looks like
it's leading into something much more! Dammit Bioware :(


You have to admit Thane's grunt was totally hot though. It's Shepard's out of place moan that sounded .. questionable.

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utaker1988 wrote...

Thane after seeing this thread.....

Posted Image 

He really doesn't know what to think....


He aint the only one. I don't think WE know what to think of this thread.

We really are just a bunch of dirty old women, arent' we.

Speaking of.... I just remembered that the train conductor had an ass that looked almost as sweet as Thane's does. Probably a good thing he was facing away from me, otherwise I would have gone straight for the crotch shot. lol :devil::whistle:

I feel so terrible about that.

EDIT: Thane's grunt was totally hot. Shepard though definitely sounded like she was starring in a very, very bad p0rn.

Modifié par mythlover20, 11 avril 2012 - 06:42 .


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mythlover20 wrote...


He aint the only one. I don't think WE know what to think of this thread.

We really are just a bunch of dirty old women, arent' we.

Speaking of.... I just remembered that the train conductor had an ass that looked almost as sweet as Thane's does. Probably a good thing he was facing away from me, otherwise I would have gone straight for the crotch shot. lol :devil::whistle:

I feel so terrible about that.

EDIT: Thane's grunt was totally hot. Shepard though definitely sounded like she was starring in a very, very bad p0rn.



LOL @ the train conductor.  I know I am just a dirty old woman.  I'm happy with it.  :o  Thane's noise was fine and I could live with that but Shep's.  :pinched:  Even my husband cringed and said, "Did she just have an..... Oh nevermind, I don't want to know."  Yeah, neither do I.

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Relevant youtube comment:
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I love that screencap of Thane. His expression says it all, really.

Modifié par Julia_xo, 11 avril 2012 - 07:07 .