Aislinn Trista wrote...
The sadness in this thread is making me cry. I don't wanna cry today.
Let's have some laughs instead:
Modifié par Lucky Thirteen, 20 avril 2012 - 12:33 .
Aislinn Trista wrote...
The sadness in this thread is making me cry. I don't wanna cry today.
Let's have some laughs instead:
Modifié par Lucky Thirteen, 20 avril 2012 - 12:33 .

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 20 avril 2012 - 12:35 .
Hadeedak wrote...
Yay, the apartment!
I was sad that never came back. ESPECIALLY for the Thanemancers. But... Esperanza the platonic besties Shepard would have totally given the place to a live Thane and Kolyat, or at least let them vacation there!
Modifié par TMA LIVE, 20 avril 2012 - 02:52 .
Emeraldfern wrote...
/ Quietly returns to drawing Shep/Javik fanart


coldwetn0se wrote...
Got new craptastic screenies for everyone to play with (make up dialogue, motivationals, stare off in to space and wonder why the hell coldi is making me work for my giggles......wuteva floats yur boat!)
Another good night at the Blue Oyster Bar.... (For those who saw the Police Academy movies, you know).
You like staring at my weapon...How does this one look?
I have a present for you, Siha....under the table.
Crimson_Flame wrote...
Just wanted to pay my homage to the wonderful Thane and I thought this song was beautiful and reminded me of him and femshep <3
*snippity lovely gif*




utaker1988 wrote...
Emeraldfern wrote...
/ Quietly returns to drawing Shep/Javik fanart
I love Javik, not nearly as much as Thane, he'll never be LI material but he's such a troll my 2 Shep's that went through ME3 loved him. It's too bad he is in ME3 because I refuse to play it and I miss his trolling of my squadmates.
Javik Can't Help Trolling.....
Javik: Commander, what is it you see in that Drell?
Hope: I am not going to entertain your sense of humor Javik. And he has a name, try using it.
Javik: I need to know why this cycle is content with mating with other species. You will never fully advance in such a manner.
Hope: Maybe I am not interested in mating with Thane.
Thane: Siha, please do not fall into his line of questions.
Javik: Siha? What is that? Some code you give to your lovers before they are offed by your enemies?
Thane: Javik, nevermind. I see what you are doing.
Hope: You know what, if you two want to battle each other with words, go for it. At least you aren't shooting at each other. I need both of you, you are the best I have. Don't go spreading that around or I will have to kill you both myself.
Javik: You are putting me in the same category as the Drell? This is an insult.
Thane: We each have our own strengths, Javik. Do you think I like being categorized with you?
Javik: You should be honored.
Thane: Yes, truly I am.
Javik: Your sarcasm is not lost on me Drell. Don't try my patience.
Thane: Just what exactly will you do? Beat me down with insults?
Javik: I will do much more than that.
Hope: You will do no such thing.
Javik: So why do we need an assassin anyway?
Thane: What is that supposed to mean?
Javik: Do you plan on hiding in a corner or ledge and killing a reaper with a single sniper shot? That won't work. So why are you useful?
Thane: I have other skills you know, I am quite adept in combat.
Javik: Yeah, we all saw your epic fight with Kai Leng. You got stabbed and the Commander had to carry your sorry ass back to the hospital.
Thane: I was still in recovery. I got winded.
Javik: You should have stayed in your warm bed. Primitive.
Thane: Why are you any better? Your race got wiped out, remember?
Javik: No comparison. You are comparing an entire reaper fleet with one poor excuse for an assassin.
Thane: It is a valid point. Your race was in essence, primitve to the reapers. As great as you were, you fell.
Javik: Once again, your Drell logic is flawed. It is much more honorable to be wiped out to extinction than to be enslaved by jellyfish.
Thane: This again?
Javik: Truth hurts, doesn't it. It would have been more honorable to your race if you had refused to become slaves and let natural selection take it's course. Your willingness to become puppets shows how weak and primitive your race truly is. Pathetic.
Thane: We are not slaves. We can refuse service.
Javik: Really? How does that work out for you if you refuse? Do the Hanar treat you or family differently after that? Are you considered lesser than you already are? Is your family rewarded if you enter service? I think once you answer those questions you will find that you are truly slaves.
Thane: This conversation is over.
And
Thane Strikes Back......
Javik: Drell, you never answered my question.
Thane: Javik, stay silent for once.
Javik: I've spent 50,000 years silent. I have a lot to learn.
Thane: So you admit you don't know it all? Wonders never cease.
Javik: Do not mock me Drell, I am still more advanced than you.
Thane: Do you have plans to repopulate your race?
Javik: What do you think? Are you really that dense? I still have a question from earlier.
Thane: I was merely curious, your race is going to die off. Does that bother you?
Javik: Well, aren't you the intuitive one. Considering there is only one of my kind left and we cannot reproduce like the Asari, then the logical assumption would be that I am the last of my kind.
Thane: Why so angry?
Javik: Your question was not worthy of my time or intelligence but it is to be expected from a Drell.
Thane: This again? Let me guess, this is an assault on my logic and race.
Javik: Precisely, you are catching on. Now, my question.
Thane: If you must. I am going to regret this.
Javik: You said your son was still alive, he knew about your role in his mother's death, and yet he talks to you. Why? You never answered that.
Thane: I did, with a none of your business.
Javik: I will continue this until you answer. I need to know why a son would speak to a father after such gross incomptence. I am trying to understand how things work in this cycle.
Thane: I don't believe you are curious about this.
Javik: I truly am Drell. Answer the question and I'll stop.
Thane: Alright, he forgave me. People do that you know, forgive others.
Javik: He forgave you? Just like that? Your race has no hope.
Thane: It wasn't just like that, it took time and what are you getting at now?
Javik: I would not have forgiven anyone who got my Mother killed even if it were my Father. I would have shot you the moment I saw you again.
Thane: My son is not a killer.
Javik: This is why your race is primitive and enslaved. You all are incapable of anything other than feelings and forgiveness.
Thane: You just said you would have shot anyone for killing your mother. Does that not imply you have feelings as well?
Javik: Pointless. My Mother knew how to kill, we all did, it's part of survival. But I would have avenged her death because that is what one does.
Thane: I see. You are not as cold as I orignally thought.
Javik: And you are now getting on my nerves.
Thane: You started this conversation.
Javik: I am now finishing it, Drell. Be grateful I am done talking.
Thane: I am.
Modifié par sunnie7699, 20 avril 2012 - 06:08 .
RShara wrote...
utaker you shoulda stabbed him with your epi pen (after you used it on yourself).
sunnie7699 wrote...
Man, Javik is such an epic troll.. you know what I think? I think he's jealous of Thane, because he secretly has a crush on Hope
utaker1988 wrote...
sunnie7699 wrote...
Man, Javik is such an epic troll.. you know what I think? I think he's jealous of Thane, because he secretly has a crush on Hope
I would love to play as Javik and just troll everyone. When he nailed Liara with that "Asari have finally learned how to read line" right after I got him, I knew I was going to love this guy.
And it Continues....
Javik: Drell, I am curious about your other combat skills.
Thane: Javik, this is getting redundant.
Javik: I will admit you are a great sniper. But what else can you do?
Thane: I have limited biotic abilities. You know this.
Javik: Yes, I do but anyone else on the Normandy could easily step in your place.
Thane: Same could be said of you.
Javik: I think it has not to do with your skills on the battlefield.
Thane: What other skills could there be?
Javik: The ones you show the Commander when you are engaging in your pointless mating.
Thane: I fell into that one.
Javik: I cannot believe you engage in such activities but I want to get back to your combat skills.
Thane: Oh good.
Javik: They aren't as good as they should be.
Thane: I'm going to regret this. Why aren't they?
Javik: I may be more than 50,000 years old but I know what a reaper looks like.
Thane: As do I. What is your point?
Javik: I've seen you in combat. I've observed you and I can tell you that reapers are not going to be located on the Commanders backside.
Thane: I did not just hear that.
Hope: (laughing) Busted Thane. Using that scope for other things, are we?
Javik: You should not be laughing Commander, you are just as guilty. It is rather disturbing. I want to defeat the reapers, to avenge my people. I do not want to die because you two are checking out each other with your rifle scopes.
Hope: You have not sustained one injury Javik.
Javik: Point taken. Just keep your disgusting show of sexual desires off the battlefield.
Thane: Are you done? Have you gotten it all out of your system Javik?
Javik: No Drell, I have not. You have proven to be a bad father, an even worse husband, so now I need to know what does she see in you? It's not for reproduction obviously.
Thane: I am not going there with you Javik.
Javik: No, you are not in a physical sense, I would not let your kind touch me.
Thane: That is not what I meant.
Javik: Is the Commander not enough for you? :::walks away:::
The next one is too much, I can't stop laughing but it's long.
utaker1988 wrote...
sunnie7699 wrote...
Man, Javik is such an epic troll.. you know what I think? I think he's jealous of Thane, because he secretly has a crush on Hope
I would love to play as Javik and just troll everyone. When he nailed Liara with that "Asari have finally learned how to read line" right after I got him, I knew I was going to love this guy.
And it Continues....
Javik: Drell, I am curious about your other combat skills.
Thane: Javik, this is getting redundant.
Javik: I will admit you are a great sniper. But what else can you do?
Thane: I have limited biotic abilities. You know this.
Javik: Yes, I do but anyone else on the Normandy could easily step in your place.
Thane: Same could be said of you.
Javik: I think it has not to do with your skills on the battlefield.
Thane: What other skills could there be?
Javik: The ones you show the Commander when you are engaging in your pointless mating.
Thane: I fell into that one.
Javik: I cannot believe you engage in such activities but I want to get back to your combat skills.
Thane: Oh good.
Javik: They aren't as good as they should be.
Thane: I'm going to regret this. Why aren't they?
Javik: I may be more than 50,000 years old but I know what a reaper looks like.
Thane: As do I. What is your point?
Javik: I've seen you in combat. I've observed you and I can tell you that reapers are not going to be located on the Commanders backside.
Thane: I did not just hear that.
Hope: (laughing) Busted Thane. Using that scope for other things, are we?
Javik: You should not be laughing Commander, you are just as guilty. It is rather disturbing. I want to defeat the reapers, to avenge my people. I do not want to die because you two are checking out each other with your rifle scopes.
Hope: You have not sustained one injury Javik.
Javik: Point taken. Just keep your disgusting show of sexual desires off the battlefield.
Thane: Are you done? Have you gotten it all out of your system Javik?
Javik: No Drell, I have not. You have proven to be a bad father, an even worse husband, so now I need to know what does she see in you? It's not for reproduction obviously.
Thane: I am not going there with you Javik.
Javik: No, you are not in a physical sense, I would not let your kind touch me.
Thane: That is not what I meant.
Javik: Is the Commander not enough for you? :::walks away:::
The next one is too much, I can't stop laughing but it's long.
Modifié par yamainu1984, 20 avril 2012 - 07:41 .