A Few Days After Their Sparring Match....
Javik: You showed some real skill Drell. Perhaps I had underestimated you and the ability of the Hanar to train assassins.
Thane: From you Javik, that is high praise. You were pretty good yourself for such an old man.
Javik: I'm beginning to tolerate you. Give me more time and I will beat you.
Thane: I think once was enough. We have an understanding now?
Javik: Yes Drell, I will tolerate you and you will answer my questions.
Thane: Thanks, I guess but I will not answer all your questions.
Javik: Yes you will.
Thane: Why do you insist on asking questions that provoke an emotional response?
Javik: How else is one to truly learn of another if not by words and emotions.
Hope: Well, ten minutes and you haven't torn each other apart. I'm impressed.
Thane: We have come to an understanding.
Javik: Yes, he is very skilled in close combat.
Thane: Siha, we are going to be fine now.
Hope: Well that is good to hear. :::walks a few feet ahead of them:::
Javik: There you go with that name again. Could you come up with something more original for her?
Thane: This got us in trouble the last time.
Javik: You are the one who should be in trouble. Regardless, why reuse the same name?
Thane: Who said I reused the name? That was something you came up with on your own.
Javik: No, I asked you and your answers implied that you did. Tell me Drell, did you call them both that name?
Thane: What if I did, what if I did not? Would it matter?
Javik: To you perhaps not but women are wired differently.
Thane: She never complained.
Javik: So you did.
Thane: Let me ask you this, why are you so concerned about Shepard and I?
Javik: I do not understand cross species mating. I do not understand how someone as advanced as her would waste her time with a primitive.
Thane: Just know it works for us, nothing more needs to be said.
Javik: About her reaction to touching you. Does it bother you that she can get hallucinations just from oral contact?
Thane: I am not having this discussion.
Javik: I am a creature of learning, I need to know.
Thane: No you do not. You wish to keep it in your memory bank so you can bring it up later.
Javik: I am the last of my kind, whatever you tell me will die with me. Feel better now? Drell like that, feelings.
Thane: I am not reassured.
Javik: Drell you are frustrating to the point of insanity. About this oral contact? Does it matter where the contact occurs?
Thane: I am going to catch up to Shepard now. Always a pleasure Javik.
Javik: I am not done with you Drell.
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Javik Gets Oral....
Javik: Drell, I was not done talking to you the other day.
Thane: I was done talking to you.
Javik: About this oral contact....
Thane: I'm not doing this Javik.
Javik: Does this include all oral contact?
Thane: (silent)
Javik: Drell this will get you nowhere. Very well, how about this. Is it true that prolonged human to drell skin contact can cause itching and/or rashes?
Thane: You know the answer to that obviously. You also knew about the possibility of hallucinations.
Javik: Yes but I only know what I have read. That is not satisfactory, I want a personal perspective.
Thane: (resigned) Very well but I'm not answering anything too personal.
Javik: The oral contact, again Drell, does that cover all oral contact?
Thane: What do you mean all oral contact? There is only one way it can be oral.
Javik: That last part was sarcastic, I am aware that oral refers to mouth, don't be glib with me Drell.
Thane: You know for someone who wants my answers you sure are, well nevermind, go on.
Javik: Wise choice. Do the hallucinations happen if she kisses you? What about if she had her mouth on your neck? What if you had your mouth on her neck? Do you see where I'm going with this?
Thane: Her mouth has to come in contact with any part of my body. Specific enough?
Javik: Ok, what about oral s..
Thane: I know where you are going and I am not answering that.
Javik: You will answer it Drell.
Thane: (silence)
Javik: Alright I'm going to assume that she does hallucinate during that too. That's probably in your favor.
Thane: This is going to hurt me. Why would it be in her favor?
Javik: I saw the Fornax, remember? She'd have to be on drugs to pretend you were worthy.
Thane: You are aware that people vary, not all drell men are the same size.
Javik: Very well, I can accept that since you seem to know more about your race than I do. How do you know anyway? See a lot of them? Interesting.
Thane: Don't go there, we've already discussed this.
Javik: About to the other topic we were on.
Thane: Go on.
Javik: You know when she does that, does she enjoy it? Does she (leans over and whispers to Thane)
Thane: My Gods!!! I can't believe I just heard you ask that!! What does that have to do with anything?
Javik: Yes or No.
Thane: I'm not answering that it is way too personal.
Javik: She looks like a Yes.
Thane: Stop.
Javik: Ok then does she enjoy it?
Thane: Enjoy what? I never answered the question.
Javik: You did not have too your face told me the answer.
Thane: Enough, she's coming.
Javik: That is a topic for another day.
Thane: Silence.
Hope: You guys ready to arm up and get ready for combat? We have about 5 minutes. Two of you getting along?
Javik: Yes the Drell was me telling me about why you really joined the Alliance Navy.
Thane: Huh?
Hope: He was? Interesting.
Javik: I thought so too. He said it was because you loved sea men. (walks away laughing)