Cosmochyck wrote...
Jenlocks wrote...
No one in their right mind would take credit for writing Thane's part this time around. Whoever did it has probably changed their name and went into hiding.
OR *gulp* they think they did an AWESOME job because "it stays true to his character, he had to die." And his scene with KL was "epic, dude!" 
Y u no like ma writin' ladiessss!! He was dying, he accepted his death, y u women no get that? Really? Y u no research his character and find out he wasn't leading a death parade at the end of ME2? Y u no do that?
Thane: Good afternoon, Siha.
Shep: Still sitting in this chair, staring out the window?
Thane: Yes, the BW writers don't think I'm big boy enough to do something else.
Shep: Private time?
Thane: Sorry Siha, we can only do that once then I have to reject you over and over.
Shep: Yeah, you're right we apparently aren't adult enough for more than one groping session.
Thane: Besides, my love, that noise you made.
Shep: Hey, do not go there, who exactly made the first groan? TYVM.
Thane: It was nothing like yours. What were you doing in my absence? Porn, perhaps?
Shep: So we are to just sit here?
Thane: Yes until that glorious moment.
Shep: Which one? Where this whole mess is rewritten.
Thane: If only that were true but no, when I fight Leng.
Shep: Oh yeah, don't expect any help from me. You won't get it.
Thane: That is cruel, Siha. Do you not love me?
Shep: Not that day.
Thane: I am pained.
Shep: How do you manage to get there so fast, you know, your lungs are crap, you get dizzy, how do you do it?
Thane: For one epic moment, the writers forgot I was dying, maybe?
Shep: Convienent, you are only dying when it suits the need for drama.
Thane: At least you will be there when I am taking my last breath, in a bed I did not want to die in.
Shep: Expect no sympathy from me either. I won't care.
Thane: You are a monster, Siha. Why do I love you?
Shep: I do not know but I know I love you, at least I did
Thane: Why must it be this way?
Shep: I do not know, why am I here anyway?
Thane: To see me.
Shep: I think not, I was here to see Kaidan not you. It is just dumb luck I noticed you in the corner, barely visible, you know Kaidan, right?
Thane: Yes, the human biotic. You two were once close.
Shep: Yeah he was the one riding me before you came along.
Thane: Siha! Must you be so crude?
Shep: Well, you needn't worry I'm not going to choose him but BW will think I want him anyway. He'll be trying to dry hump me until the end of the game.
Thane: I am saddened by this. Was our love worth nothing.
Shep: It wasn't. I'm sorry Thane.
Thane: It is not your fault, we were dealt a bad hand.
Shep: Shouldn't we at least try to fight for our love?
Thane: What does the dialogue wheel say?
Shep: Goodbye, Thane and Private Time. Oh I can ask about your illness again or try to get you on the Normandy, which you will refuse to do.
Thane: Hmmmm....that is disquieting.
Shep: Well, I guess this is it, isn't it? Our love reduced to this pile of garbage.
Thane: We always knew it would come to an end.
Shep: Says who? Who knew that? Don't say that again, I hate that line. Sounds like you are breaking up with me.
Thane: Perhaps I am. Perhaps I am not. I'm not really sure of my intentions.
Shep: After accepting my private time and sexy moans, you best not be dumping me Thane.
Thane: Live well in the time you have left Siha.
Shep: Do not brush me off like that, Thane.
Thane: It is all I have left to say.
Shep: Private time?
Thane:
Or maybe Kaidan's writer did it - hence the reason we keep getting shoved to Kaidan. 
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