Wait wut second page uh nonono that won't do...Nope!
Here have some Thane/Kaidan banter now with 100% more love triangle!
and elder trolling:
Thane is passing by the Portside lounge on the Normandy where Kaidan is drinking some alcoholic beverage:
Kaidan: So, Thane...
Thane: Alenko, I believe you are intoxicated...
Kaidan: I just... Ah screw it. There is no way I can keep this civil!
You hooked up with the Commander while she was working with Cerberus didn't you?
Seriously, what does she see in you huh?
Thane: "Hooked up" implies that I do not care for her, and nothing could be farther from the truth. As for what she sees in me, you had better ask her yourself.
Kaidan: You're saying you love her? Heh, funny thing that, because so do I. And even funnier she loved me too.
Thane: Then you should not have doubted her when she needed you the most Alenko.
Kaidan: Oh I had my reasons. She knew what Cerberus was about and she still joined them. She turned her back on the Alliance and me.
But still I love her. Heck even after cheating on me I do.
Thane: She did not cheat on you. You walked away from her. Not the other way around.
Kaidan: Oh, really? Didn't she leap into the arms of some widowed drell when I wasn't looking?
Bet ya' she didn't tell you about the night before Ilos huh?
Thane: This conversation is over.
Kaidan: Oh, I can tell you about it, Thane, it was wonderful!
There she was in the captain's quarters with that look on her face, both of us fearing tomorrow, telling me I make her feel like she could take on the universe!
And boy did I rock her galaxy!
Thane: *Clenches fist* Do not speak with me until you've sobered up…
Kaidan: Oooh, getting touchy are we Thane? So you fancy she can replace your late wife huh? Be a "mom" to Kolyat?
Afraid she’d want a family of her own? After all her biological clock is ticking…
Thane: Enough! You do neither yourself nor her credit acting like this. And that's Sere Krios to you. And Arashu forgive me, but next time you speak of her in that manner I will not stay my hand.
*Javik walks in through the door*
Javik: It is clear who has the weakest ground in this matter. I concur with the assassin. Drinking and arguing in this manner serves us no purpose. *Knocks Kaidan out cold*.
Thane: That was...
Javik: Well deserved.
In my cycle disgracing your commander was punishable with death.
Besides, her pheromones speak clearly on the matter of whom she desires to be” joined” with.
However in my opinion her genetic matter should be preserved for the future.
The Council has some strange rules regarding genetic modification across species.
A drell-human hybrid would be a most competent warrior. Even more so if it had both her and your skill in combat.
Thane: I...
Javik: You have already spawned an offspring. The legacy of the Commander should not be thrown away simply because of genetic difference.
*Javik walks out the door*
/Heh, joining in on the "green babies" craze. (Ivy Shepard would be totally up for it. Seriously she would!)
Modifié par Emeraldfern, 25 avril 2012 - 01:04 .