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[Tashash]

mythlover20 wrote...

So I guess that means we've all taken up residency in the Captain's Loft, haven't we?

...

I bags the lounge!!!

LOL. So now we inhabit the Smut Ship? I like it!

I'll take the...No, wait, Gears will want the Observation deck...I'll take the lab - I wanna know if Salamanders really do make BOOM.

[utaker1988]

Tashash wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

So I guess that means we've all taken up residency in the Captain's Loft, haven't we?

...

I bags the lounge!!!

LOL. So now we inhabit the Smut Ship? I like it!

I'll take the...No, wait, Gears will want the Observation deck...I'll take the lab - I wanna know if Salamanders really do make BOOM.

LOL...call it what you will but I stand true to my original statement...I reside in Thane's pants.  Well, what I actually said was that my mind resided in Thane's pants but somewhere between that statement and now I just moved the rest of me in there.  Yes, a moving vessel.  He said he saw his body as a vessel...I'm just doing what all people do with vessels....ride them.    

[mythlover20]

utaker1988 wrote...

Tashash wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

So I guess that means we've all taken up residency in the Captain's Loft, haven't we?

...

I bags the lounge!!!

LOL. So now we inhabit the Smut Ship? I like it!

I'll take the...No, wait, Gears will want the Observation deck...I'll take the lab - I wanna know if Salamanders really do make BOOM.

LOL...call it what you will but I stand true to my original statement...I reside in Thane's pants.  Well, what I actually said was that my mind resided in Thane's pants but somewhere between that statement and now I just moved the rest of me in there.  Yes, a moving vessel.  He said he saw his body as a vessel...I'm just doing what all people do with vessels....ride them.    

Okay, you guys have inspired me. I am going to (try to) write the smutty love-in with Thane we should have had! :devil:

Mind you, I've tried to write smut many a time now and it just does not work. I even tried to just then while I was waiting for my pasta to cook. It always turns out angsty and then romantic... with no smut! Dammit! Where's my boyfriend when I need him! I need some more specific inspiration. <_<

Also <chocolate-covered ridges>:innocent:

Modifié par mythlover20, 06 mai 2012 - 12:38 .

[utaker1988]

mythlover20 wrote...


Okay, you guys have inspired me. I am going to (try to) write the smutty love-in with Thane we should have had! :devil:

Mind you, I've tried to write smut many a time now and it just does not work. I even tried to just then while I was waiting for my pasta to cook. It always turns out angsty and then romantic... with no smut! Dammit! Where's my boyfriend when I need him. <_<

LMFAO!!!  During my continued re write of ME3...well more like Shep and Thane's story, I left a big blank on the reunion love scene and came back to it later...when I had a few drinks in me.  I looked back on it and laughed.  No wonder I wait until my mind is unshackled before I write such things.  There were torn clothes all over the cabin, Thane's pants somehow managed to be floating a very enclosed fish tank (don't ask how I managed that as I don't even know), the desk was flipped, pillows looked like they had been target practice, Shep's ship collection was all over the place (the Destiny Ascension was floating in the toilet, again there is no real explanation of how that got there), and I know there were a couple of really out there things but I can't remember unless I go back and look at it.  I am seriously considering changing it as it was not what I intended to have in there.  Dang alcohol.  It was supposed to be smutty and sweet, not like I just let two animals out of their cages and injected them with pheramones.

[Tashash]

@Myth - I find the best way to write smut is to read it. Find what you like and take inspiration from it. Also, just because it's smut dosen't mean there can't be romance; IMO the best smut is romantic smut.

Chocolate covered ridges? Oh, god I want chocolate so bad right now and that just makes it worse!

Ummm, Utaker I'm pretty sure you fill vessels, not ride them....*sniggers* Oh, my mind can do sooo much with that.

[utaker1988]

Tashash wrote...

@Myth - I find the best way to write smut is to read it. Find what you like and take inspiration from it. Also, just because it's smut dosen't mean there can't be romance; IMO the best smut is romantic smut.

Chocolate covered ridges? Oh, god I want chocolate so bad right now and that just makes it worse!

Ummm, Utaker I'm pretty sure you fill vessels, not ride them....*sniggers* Oh, my mind can do sooo much with that.

Yeah I suppose you can fill them but coming from a military family when I hear the word vessel, I am automatically thinking of military vessels, like the Naval Ships.  Shepard is alliance navy, so to her a vessel is made to be ridden.

[Tashash]

@Utaker - I guess it dosen't matter - fill and ride both sound dirty.....Well, when dealing with a being as sexy as Thane everything begins to sound dirty, LOL.

[mythlover20]

First, utaker: I SOOOOO have to read this now!!!! Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?! With sugary ridges on top?

Tashash wrote...

@Myth - I find the best way to write smut is to read it. Find what you like and take inspiration from it. Also, just because it's smut dosen't mean there can't be romance; IMO the best smut is romantic smut.

Chocolate covered ridges? Oh, god I want chocolate so bad right now and that just makes it worse!

Ummm, Utaker I'm pretty sure you fill vessels, not ride them....*sniggers* Oh, my mind can do sooo much with that.

Oh honey, believe me, I read it. There's this one of Garrus and Shep in an alternate reality where the Contact War never ended that is just.... wow *fans self* Yeah, I definitely keep going back to that one.

It's just, when I try to write it... nothing. GRR I hate that.

And yes I know romance smut is the best, but for some reason the smut part doesn't come out. I'll give it another shot but I don't know how it will work.

EDIT: Also, I just found this on dA. I'll only post a link, cause I might get banned otherwise, even though they have their clothes on.
Let's just say, someone's excited! [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie]  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie] [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

http://banbanmumani..../BDSM-300119911

Modifié par mythlover20, 06 mai 2012 - 12:47 .

[utaker1988]

LOL..filling Thane with something sounds like something I'm sure he wouldn't like...however, my Shep is all for being filled with stuff....

<ridges>

Never mind, I have a can of whipped cream, Thane will get filled and like it. Turn him into a Drell Doughnut. And there goes my mind thinking of how to suck out the cream filling.....

[Tashash]

@Myth - *chokes* Holy Freakin'!!!! *fans self*

WHOOOO!! I like that, I like it A LOT. Good find. (and with Rhianna's S&M playing in the background, hngh.....)

Edit.

utaker1988 wrote...

LOL..filling Thane with something sounds like something I'm sure he wouldn't like...however, my Shep is all for being filled with stuff....

<ridges>

Never mind, I have a can of whipped cream, Thane will get filled and like it. Turn him into a Drell Doughnut. And there goes my mind thinking of how to suck out the cream filling.....

..............................................Hear that? That's the sound of me dying from choking on my own breath.

SmutSmutCreamSmutBondageSmutCreamSmutSmutBondageSmutCream

Modifié par Tashash, 06 mai 2012 - 12:51 .

[Bronagh]

Well, every day it is looking more and more like I'm going to have to get an account on DA to see all these interesting things

[mythlover20]

utaker1988 wrote...

LOL..filling Thane with something sounds like something I'm sure he wouldn't like...however, my Shep is all for being filled with stuff....

<ridges>

Never mind, I have a can of whipped cream, Thane will get filled and like it. Turn him into a Drell Doughnut. And there goes my mind thinking of how to suck out the cream filling.....

Mmm. whipped cream drell donut....... Oh, THANE!!!!.........

I was supposed to be doing something wasn't I?

There's no way I will be able to concentrate on the Fanbook Introduction now!

Thane! I'm trying to help you here. You showing off that sexy posterier and ridges of yours isn't helping matters and.... mmm? Oh, okay......

[mythlover20]

Oh, and here's another one...

http://banbanmumani....t.com/#/d4uljd7

[Tashash]

mythlover20 wrote...

Oh, and here's another one...

http://banbanmumani....t.com/#/d4uljd7

NOW IT"S A PARTY!!!!

[utaker1988]

This is not going to go well for me, I have to be in church shortly for my daughter's first communion. And all I will be thinking of is the stuff in this thread. My husband walked by when I had opened the whip image. He looked at me and said, "maybe someone should visit the confessional before the thing starts." I looked at him and said, "Why? That would make it appear like I am a sinner and I want forgiveness for looking and thinking such things. And I am not sorry for any of my thoughts."

Drell doughnuts, ridges, smut...ah ha ha!!!

[mythlover20]

Tashash wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

Oh, and here's another one...

http://banbanmumani....t.com/#/d4uljd7

NOW IT"S A PARTY!!!!

Definitely a party I want to go to! I'll bring the booze!

[mythlover20]

utaker1988 wrote...

This is not going to go well for me, I have to be in church shortly for my daughter's first communion. And all I will be thinking of is the stuff in this thread. My husband walked by when I had opened the whip image. He looked at me and said, "maybe someone should visit the confessional before the thing starts." I looked at him and said, "Why? That would make it appear like I am a sinner and I want forgiveness for looking and thinking such things. And I am not sorry for any of my thoughts."

Drell doughnuts, ridges, smut...ah ha ha!!!

I say if your god didn't want you thinking such things, he wouldn't have given you the ability to do so.

Or the ridges, smut, Drell donuts, booze-filled chocolate...... damn. I'm definitely going to get any work done now. I can't stop thinking about the whip image either.

I hope your daughter's communion goes well. :hug: have fun!

[Tashash]

mythlover20 wrote...

Tashash wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

Oh, and here's another one...

http://banbanmumani....t.com/#/d4uljd7

NOW IT"S A PARTY!!!!

Definitely a party I want to go to! I'll bring the booze!

I'll bring the chocolate sauce, Utaker, you wanna bring the whipped cream? What? I'm not trying to corrupt you at all.

But, seriously, good luck at communion. *hugs*

Modifié par Tashash, 06 mai 2012 - 01:12 .

[utaker1988]

Tashash wrote...



I'll bring the chocolate sauce, Utaker, you wanna bring the whipped cream? What? I'm not trying to corrupt you at all.

But, seriously, good luck at communion. *hugs*

Thanks, it was great if one follows that sort of stuff.  At least my daughter was happy, I"m not one to influence or chose anothers beliefs for them especially my own children.

Hmmm....  whipped cream, cherries, I suppose the nuts are already covered   or if they are not, they will be.  :innocent:  Yeah, I am just a dirty person.

[mythlover20]

So long as it went well for your little girl tis all that matters.

Thane had the nuts covered. :OThey were delicious.

....

What?! I'm refering to macadamia nuts! Pervs.

[shepskisaac]

Was thinking about potential Thane content in DLC, and thought that maybbe this would be a good idea:

Many people would love Hanar/Drell, Volus & Elcor homeworlds-focused missions in future DLC, to gather more War Assets and get a better look at these 3, often neglected as "comic-relief", races. Well, why not combine it with Thane content? He would've been a perfect temprorary squadmate for Kahje mission. We could perhaps met his Hanar master, visit the place he grew up in, get major support from both Hanar & Drell thanks to him. And if not a temprorary squadmate, then at least heavily involved in the mission, with cutscenes etc.

Just an idea

[Emeraldfern]

@IsaacShep



Now that is one story DLC I'd definitely buy. Throw in a way to save Thane and I'd buy it 10 times over if I could.

In short: "Shut up and take my credits Bioware"

[Hisilome]

RShara wrote...

Hisilome wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

Hisilome wrote...

RShara wrote...

Yeah her! The agent that was on the bridge with SLJ most of the time. She was pretty awesome.

Also, I spent most of my time drooling over Hawkeye.  I don't entirely know why, he's not exactly *handsome* but whoa.  The skill.  The grace.  The professionalism.  *fans self*

The lady who played Agent Maria Hill-aka Nick Fury's second in command?:pI kept thinking the same thing, hehe, she would make an awesome FemShep!

And...

*cheers at RShara*  I love Hawkeye,lol, one of my favourite comic chars for years-he was the reason I read Avengers back in the day,lol-and I loved what they did with him in the movie; he was badass,cool and cruel...and the man had STYLE!!!

(yes, my comic-geekiness is showing, I know-but I love it too much to care!)

Totally going to show my upbringing here: but whenever you guys say Hawkeye, I immediately think of Allan Alder, the guy who played "Hawkeye" Pierce in M*A*S*H! I absolutely loved him when I was growing up. Still do! Gods he is so funny!

PS I'm going to go see Avengers tomorrow if I can. No spoilers please, if you don't mind.
Oh hell, what am I saying! I WANT spoilers! Or at least Loki spoilers!

Nope, nope, you don't want Loki spoilers! He did look very nice-you know, aside from the whole horned helmet that we also saw in Thor last year and it looked cool in comics but in the movies...hmmm!
And that's all I'm going to say, though looking forward to see what you think of the movie!!

And utaker...I am so with you on that; I was actually a lot more innocent before I joined this forum and came into this thread,lol-at first, I even wondered what you all meant with 'ridges'; now, when I read the word, even in random context, yeah...enter naughty thoughts!
Aaaand yup, that picture really doesn't help!

Hahaha yeah the helmet!  I kept staring at it the whole time it was on the screen, and wondering what kind of radio reception he got with them

I also disliked his hair, it was to fluffly.  But other than that he was a really good villain-you-love-to-hate
And Hawkeye <3  The pure skill!
He actually reminds me of Thane in that regard.  The class, skill, ability, execution, style... <3<3:wub:

LOL I thought the exact same thing!He must have had satellite reception on those antlers!*nods* And as a comics fan, I am sad to say I knew he couldn't really be a class A villain; love to hate him, yup, definitely, but...I fully expected someone else to be pulling the strings!

And Hawkeye!<3 I also  thought Thane-aaand I also thought Legolas,lol, so you can imagine when Iron  Man made that jab,lol!

@JECW: I had no idea you had commissioned that piece!! I bumped into it by chance a few days ago and I was instantly in love,lol, she is such an incredible artist!!!

[wildannie]

Thane Plushie was on the move, he's on twitter @ThaneKriosTour, follow and retweet if you can

[Eliza]

utaker1988 wrote...

LMFAO!!!  During my continued re write of ME3...well more like Shep and Thane's story, I left a big blank on the reunion love scene and came back to it later...when I had a few drinks in me.  I looked back on it and laughed.  No wonder I wait until my mind is unshackled before I write such things.  There were torn clothes all over the cabin, Thane's pants somehow managed to be floating a very enclosed fish tank (don't ask how I managed that as I don't even know), the desk was flipped, pillows looked like they had been target practice, Shep's ship collection was all over the place (the Destiny Ascension was floating in the toilet, again there is no real explanation of how that got there), and I know there were a couple of really out there things but I can't remember unless I go back and look at it.  I am seriously considering changing it as it was not what I intended to have in there.  Dang alcohol.  It was supposed to be smutty and sweet, not like I just let two animals out of their cages and injected them with pheramones.

Sounds like very wild party to me.

In my re-written Thane & Shepard story they didn't even mak it to the cabin ... well, thanks God there is a lift on the Normandy 2 (with a stop buttonB)) and not only stairs.