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[utaker1988]

Eliza wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

LMFAO!!!  During my continued re write of ME3...well more like Shep and Thane's story, I left a big blank on the reunion love scene and came back to it later...when I had a few drinks in me.  I looked back on it and laughed.  No wonder I wait until my mind is unshackled before I write such things.  There were torn clothes all over the cabin, Thane's pants somehow managed to be floating a very enclosed fish tank (don't ask how I managed that as I don't even know), the desk was flipped, pillows looked like they had been target practice, Shep's ship collection was all over the place (the Destiny Ascension was floating in the toilet, again there is no real explanation of how that got there), and I know there were a couple of really out there things but I can't remember unless I go back and look at it.  I am seriously considering changing it as it was not what I intended to have in there.  Dang alcohol.  It was supposed to be smutty and sweet, not like I just let two animals out of their cages and injected them with pheramones.

Sounds like very wild party to me.

In my re-written Thane & Shepard story they didn't even mak it to the cabin ... well, thanks God there is a lift on the Normandy 2 (with a stop buttonB)) and not only stairs.

They barely made it out of the hospital in mine...the elevator on the Citadel until someone overrode the Emergency Stop button Shepard hit but they didn't notice the thing started moving again until Garrus interrupted.  End of that paragraph, there is some questionable stuff before it so I can't put the whole thing in here.

He obliged her that, neither of them realized the elevator had started to move again.  As they were locked in a very deep kiss, the doors opened and a familiar voice echoed the room.  “Uh, Shepard.”  They both looked over to see
Garrus standing there.  “Hello Thane, good to see you again.”  Thane and Shepard let go of each other and quickly tried to compose themselves.    

Skip a few pieces of dialogue and Garrus gets one in...

Garrus responded to her, “I take it Thane will be joining us.  Good we need all the help we can get.”  He then turned to Thane, “She’s missed you and we are at the docking bay, I would suggest holding your bag in front of you while you walk.  It could be embarrassing for you if you walk around with that obvious obtrusion.”  Garrus stepped off the elevator laughing.

No Normandy elevator for them until later as I needed Javik aboard and he hadn't been released from his pod yet.  I'm not sure yet if Joker is ever going to find out his pilot's seat was violated.

[Hisilome]

Eliza wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

LMFAO!!!  During my continued re write of ME3...well more like Shep and Thane's story, I left a big blank on the reunion love scene and came back to it later...when I had a few drinks in me.  I looked back on it and laughed.  No wonder I wait until my mind is unshackled before I write such things.  There were torn clothes all over the cabin, Thane's pants somehow managed to be floating a very enclosed fish tank (don't ask how I managed that as I don't even know), the desk was flipped, pillows looked like they had been target practice, Shep's ship collection was all over the place (the Destiny Ascension was floating in the toilet, again there is no real explanation of how that got there), and I know there were a couple of really out there things but I can't remember unless I go back and look at it.  I am seriously considering changing it as it was not what I intended to have in there.  Dang alcohol.  It was supposed to be smutty and sweet, not like I just let two animals out of their cages and injected them with pheramones.

Sounds like very wild party to me.

In my re-written Thane & Shepard story they didn't even mak it to the cabin ... well, thanks God there is a lift on the Normandy 2 (with a stop buttonB)) and not only stairs.

Lift with a stop button on the Normandy...now you're giving me naughty ideas, Eliza,lol!! Where is that fic?Point me to it, please-need to read naughty  things now!

[mnomaha]

@utaker...I'm fairly certain Joker christened that chair of his a long time ago...

[utaker1988]

mnomaha wrote...


@utaker...I'm fairly certain Joker christened that chair of his a long time ago...

I'm sure he did too but I imagine he might have actually been alone when he did  

(Joker heads to Mordin's Lab)
Joker:  Mordin, this is really odd but I have this rash all over my arms and it itches.
Mordin:  Hmm, not scale itch.  Odd.  Could it be?  I wonder....
Joker:  What is it Mordin?  It's driving me crazy.
Mordin:  Similar to rash Shepard would get if she had prolonged contact with Thane.  Direct contact with Thane, perhaps.  
Joker:  Why would I be touching Thane, I barely see him.
Mordin:  Not direct contact then.  Indirect contact then.  I wonder.  Have you shared any seating, bedding, clothing with Thane?
Joker:  It's only on my arms Mordin!  No, I have shared nothing with him.
Mordin:  Where do you go on the Normandy?
Joker:  My pilot's seat, most of the time, heck I even sleep there.  Maybe the mess hall, sometimes.  The bathroom.
Mordin:  No.  None of those..unless... Possible Thane was in your pilot's seat.  Only explanation.  But to leave toxins enough to affect you... I see...Oh!
Joker:  He sat in my seat!   But how would this happen!!!
Mordin:  Only possibility would be if Thane's skin was in direct contact with seat for a prolonged period of time.  Stop at Citadel most likely.  Everyone off ship except Thane and Shepard.
Joker:  What would either of them be doing in my seat?
Mordin:  Yes that explains Shepard....
Joker:  Explains Shepard what?
Mordin:  Shepard allergic to  Chromium.  Chromium found in leather.  Chromium is commonly used in the tanning process.  Had hives on knees and forearms.
Joker:  What?  Mordin... you are not telling me anything useful.  How would Thane's skin toxins get through his clothes? Shepard gaining an allergic reaction to the leather through her clothes?
Mordin:  Clothing probably off.  Sexual activity likely.
Joker:    I am going to kill them both.

Modifié par utaker1988, 06 mai 2012 - 11:55 .

[mnomaha]

oh hahahaha dammit, my phone rang right when I read the last couple of lines. hahahaha

[coldwetn0se]

utaker1988 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...


@utaker...I'm fairly certain Joker christened that chair of his a long time ago...

I'm sure he did too but I imagine he might have actually been alone when he did  

(Joker heads to Mordin's Lab)
Joker:  Mordin, this is really odd but I have this rash all over my arms and it itches.
Mordin:  Hmm, not scale itch.  Odd.  Could it be?  I wonder....
Joker:  What is it Mordin?  It's driving me crazy.
Mordin:  Similar to rash Shepard would get if she had prolonged contact with Thane.  Direct contact with Thane, perhaps.  
Joker:  Why would I be touching Thane, I barely see him.
Mordin:  Not direct contact then.  Indirect contact then.  I wonder.  Have you shared any seating, bedding, clothing with Thane?
Joker:  It's only on my arms Mordin!  No, I have shared nothing with him.
Mordin:  Where do you go on the Normandy?
Joker:  My pilot's seat, most of the time, heck I even sleep there.  Maybe the mess hall, sometimes.  The bathroom.
Mordin:  No.  None of those..unless... Possible Thane was in your pilot's seat.  Only explanation.  But to leave toxins enough to affect you... I see...Oh!
Joker:  He sat in my seat!   But how would this happen!!!
Mordin:  Only possibility would be if Thane's skin was in direct contact with seat for a prolonged period of time.  Stop at Citadel most likely.  Everyone off ship except Thane and Shepard.
Joker:  What would either of them be doing in my seat?
Mordin:  Yes that explains Shepard....
Joker:  Explains Shepard what?
Mordin:  Shepard allergic to  Chromium.  Chromium found in leather.  Chromium is commonly used in the tanning process.  Had hives on knees and forearms.
Joker:  What?  Mordin... you are not telling me anything useful.  How would Thane's skin toxins get through his clothes? Shepard gaining an allergic reaction to the leather through her clothes?
Mordin:  Clothing probably off.  Sexual activity likely.
Joker:    I am going to kill them both.

Lovely dialogue is lovely!  Mordin's voice is awesome; you write it soo well.

[utaker1988]

Everything just seems so serious aboard the Normandy most of the time, they all need to lighten up....

Thane:  Shepard, tell me why you fired at me today?
Shep:  Accident, I would never do anything to hurt you. /sarcastic
Thane:  What is this about?
Shep:  Do you have to ask?
Thane:  Yes, I do.
Shep:  (throws something across the room)  THIS!!!
Thane:  What?  These are women's panties.  
Shep:  Well, at least you know what these are...
Thane:  And your point?  I'm confused.
Shep:  They were shoved under our pillows.  You tell me how they got there.
Thane:  Yours?
Shep:  For such a perfect memory, you can do better than that.  No, they are not mine.
Thane:  Hmmm, I don't know then.  Why be angry with me?
Shep:  If they are not mine and they ended up in OUR bed then....
Thane:  Are you saying I?  Siha, please you know me better than that....
Shep:  Perhaps I don't know you at all.  Really?  Who was it?  Tell me that!
Thane:  Apparently someone who likes writings on their undergarments.
Shep:  I'm glad you find this all amusing.  (whips out her shotgun)
Thane:  Whoa! Siha!!  Put that thing away, I did nothing wrong.
Shep:  Thane, I'm not going to shoot you because you...ugh...I should but I'm going to shoot you because you picked someone who wears panties that say, "Juicy" across the ass of them.  Really?  What kind of girl is that?
Thane:  I didn't do anything!  I swear to you!  Oh goddess...
Joker:  (walks by and grabs the panties)  Thanks, EDI was wondering where we left these.....
Thane and Shep:     

[JECW]

utaker1988 wrote...

Everything just seems so serious aboard the Normandy most of the time, they all need to lighten up....

Thane:  Shepard, tell me why you fired at me today?
Shep:  Accident, I would never do anything to hurt you. /sarcastic
Thane:  What is this about?
Shep:  Do you have to ask?
Thane:  Yes, I do.
Shep:  (throws something across the room)  THIS!!!
Thane:  What?  These are women's panties.  
Shep:  Well, at least you know what these are...
Thane:  And your point?  I'm confused.
Shep:  They were shoved under our pillows.  You tell me how they got there.
Thane:  Yours?
Shep:  For such a perfect memory, you can do better than that.  No, they are not mine.
Thane:  Hmmm, I don't know then.  Why be angry with me?
Shep:  If they are not mine and they ended up in OUR bed then....
Thane:  Are you saying I?  Siha, please you know me better than that....
Shep:  Perhaps I don't know you at all.  Really?  Who was it?  Tell me that!
Thane:  Apparently someone who likes writings on their undergarments.
Shep:  I'm glad you find this all amusing.  (whips out her shotgun)
Thane:  Whoa! Siha!!  Put that thing away, I did nothing wrong.
Shep:  Thane, I'm not going to shoot you because you...ugh...I should but I'm going to shoot you because you picked someone who wears panties that say, "Juicy" across the ass of them.  Really?  What kind of girl is that?
Thane:  I didn't do anything!  I swear to you!  Oh goddess...
Joker:  (walks by and grabs the panties)  Thanks, EDI was wondering where we left these.....
Thane and Shep:     

 
EDI and Joker were in Thane and Shepards bed. Shepards going to kill them both.
She should have known Thane would never cheat on her.
I find it even more strange that EDI is wearing Juicy underwear.

Modifié par JECW, 07 mai 2012 - 04:18 .

[mnomaha]

I find it strange that she's wearing any underwear. She's like machina girl and doesn't need any. She's got a permanent case of metal ******. I'm a hater, what can I say.

[JECW]

Maybe EDI thinks wearing underwear will make her seem more real.

[mythlover20]

wildannie wrote...

Thane Plushie was on the move, he's on twitter @ThaneKriosTour, follow and retweet if you can

Woohoo! It's started!!!! YAY!!!!!!

@utaker Gods woman..... Can't.... stop... laughing..... :lol:

Shepard and Thane should have known that Joker would get revenge. And she should have known that Thane would never cheat on his Siha!

But EDI wearing JUICY underwear? That.... that is disturbing.

[mythlover20]

JECW wrote...

Maybe EDI thinks wearing underwear will make her seem more real.

Maybe she's doing it to hide said ******?

[utaker1988]

Yes, it's all disturbing..the underwear, the juicy, even the ******. Not as much as the thought of how Joker and EDI were actually doing it.

Garrus: Have you seen Shepard?
Javik: She's with that Drell.
Garrus: I figured that but where did she go?
Javik: They went into the Main Battery.
Garrus: Oh this is not good.....
Javik:  You don't say.  They unloaded the cold storage.
Garrus:  What?  
Javik:  Can of whipped topping, chocolate syrup, caramel, marshmallow, ice cream, I think I saw bananas too.  
Garrus:  They are eating in the Main Battery!!!
Javik:  Sure Turian, if eating also involves restraint devices, confetti, streamers, and some other things I didn't recognize.
Garrus:  I don't want to know.  
Javik:  Sure you do.  You want to know what they are doing in your domain.
Garrus:  Birthday party?  But mine is not for months.....
Javik:  
:::Shepard streaks by covered in confetti, caramel, marshmallow and ice cream, handcuffs dangling from her wrists and ankles::::: 
Shep:  I said NOOOOOOOOOOOO......
:::Thane streaks by, covered in whipped topping, chocolate, party hat on (nothing else btw), streamers in one hand and banana in the other:::
Thane:  Siha, I wasn't going to put the banana there!!!  
Garrus:  Looks like I have some calibrations to do.... 

[Tashash]

utaker1988 wrote...

Yes, it's all disturbing..the underwear, the juicy, even the ******. Not as much as the thought of how Joker and EDI were actually doing it.

Garrus: Have you seen Shepard?
Javik: She's with that Drell.
Garrus: I figured that but where did she go?
Javik: They went into the Main Battery.
Garrus: Oh this is not good.....
Javik:  You don't say.  They unloaded the cold storage.
Garrus:  What?  
Javik:  Can of whipped topping, chocolate syrup, caramel, marshmallow, ice cream, I think I saw bananas too.  
Garrus:  They are eating in the Main Battery!!!
Javik:  Sure Turian, if eating also involves restraint devices, confetti, streamers, and some other things I didn't recognize.
Garrus:  I don't want to know.  
Javik:  Sure you do.  You want to know what they are doing in your domain.
Garrus:  Birthday party?  But mine is not for months.....
Javik:  
:::Shepard streaks by covered in confetti, caramel, marshmallow and ice cream, handcuffs dangling from her wrists and ankles::::: 
Shep:  I said NOOOOOOOOOOOO......
:::Thane streaks by, covered in whipped topping, chocolate, party hat on (nothing else btw), streamers in one hand and banana in the other:::
Thane:  Siha, I wasn't going to put the banana there!!!  
Garrus:  Looks like I have some calibrations to do.... 

Can't...Breathe....LOL'ing...Soooo...Hard....

Bwahahahahah -Banana's!!!!

I love you so much Utaker

[Emeraldfern]

O dear....if they end up in the Starboard cargo-hold, Javik's airlock tossing would be imminent...

Then again they should be careful about Joker and Edi, since I swear, that A.I. has "eyes" everywhere. I would not be surprised if Joker decides to convince Edi to *ehem* record any "illicit" behavior as payback.

[JECW]

mythlover20 wrote...

JECW wrote...

Maybe EDI thinks wearing underwear will make her seem more real.

Maybe she's doing it to hide said ******?

I don't think anything can hide that ******.

[wildannie]

@utaker... priceless, as always

[siha13]

utaker1988 wrote...

Yes, it's all disturbing..the underwear, the juicy, even the ******. Not as much as the thought of how Joker and EDI were actually doing it.

Garrus: Have you seen Shepard?
Javik: She's with that Drell.
Garrus: I figured that but where did she go?
Javik: They went into the Main Battery.
Garrus: Oh this is not good.....
Javik:  You don't say.  They unloaded the cold storage.
Garrus:  What?  
Javik:  Can of whipped topping, chocolate syrup, caramel, marshmallow, ice cream, I think I saw bananas too.  
Garrus:  They are eating in the Main Battery!!!
Javik:  Sure Turian, if eating also involves restraint devices, confetti, streamers, and some other things I didn't recognize.
Garrus:  I don't want to know.  
Javik:  Sure you do.  You want to know what they are doing in your domain.
Garrus:  Birthday party?  But mine is not for months.....
Javik:  
:::Shepard streaks by covered in confetti, caramel, marshmallow and ice cream, handcuffs dangling from her wrists and ankles::::: 
Shep:  I said NOOOOOOOOOOOO......
:::Thane streaks by, covered in whipped topping, chocolate, party hat on (nothing else btw), streamers in one hand and banana in the other:::
Thane:  Siha, I wasn't going to put the banana there!!!  
Garrus:  Looks like I have some calibrations to do.... 

hahahahaha..... birthday party???
 oh garrus!!!!

[mythlover20]

utaker1988 wrote...

Yes, it's all disturbing..the underwear, the juicy, even the ******. Not as much as the thought of how Joker and EDI were actually doing it.

Garrus: Have you seen Shepard?
Javik: She's with that Drell.
Garrus: I figured that but where did she go?
Javik: They went into the Main Battery.
Garrus: Oh this is not good.....
Javik:  You don't say.  They unloaded the cold storage.
Garrus:  What?  
Javik:  Can of whipped topping, chocolate syrup, caramel, marshmallow, ice cream, I think I saw bananas too.  
Garrus:  They are eating in the Main Battery!!!
Javik:  Sure Turian, if eating also involves restraint devices, confetti, streamers, and some other things I didn't recognize.
Garrus:  I don't want to know.  
Javik:  Sure you do.  You want to know what they are doing in your domain.
Garrus:  Birthday party?  But mine is not for months.....
Javik:  
:::Shepard streaks by covered in confetti, caramel, marshmallow and ice cream, handcuffs dangling from her wrists and ankles::::: 
Shep:  I said NOOOOOOOOOOOO......
:::Thane streaks by, covered in whipped topping, chocolate, party hat on (nothing else btw), streamers in one hand and banana in the other:::
Thane:  Siha, I wasn't going to put the banana there!!!  
Garrus:  Looks like I have some calibrations to do.... 

Ummm..... are they both drunk? And... what was Thane going to do with that banana?!

Our drell is a little deviant, I see.

[Eliza]

Hisilome wrote...

Eliza wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

LMFAO!!!  During my continued re write of ME3...well more like Shep and Thane's story, I left a big blank on the reunion love scene and came back to it later...when I had a few drinks in me.  I looked back on it and laughed.  No wonder I wait until my mind is unshackled before I write such things.  There were torn clothes all over the cabin, Thane's pants somehow managed to be floating a very enclosed fish tank (don't ask how I managed that as I don't even know), the desk was flipped, pillows looked like they had been target practice, Shep's ship collection was all over the place (the Destiny Ascension was floating in the toilet, again there is no real explanation of how that got there), and I know there were a couple of really out there things but I can't remember unless I go back and look at it.  I am seriously considering changing it as it was not what I intended to have in there.  Dang alcohol.  It was supposed to be smutty and sweet, not like I just let two animals out of their cages and injected them with pheramones.

Sounds like very wild party to me.

In my re-written Thane & Shepard story they didn't even mak it to the cabin ... well, thanks God there is a lift on the Normandy 2 (with a stop buttonB)) and not only stairs.

Lift with a stop button on the Normandy...now you're giving me naughty ideas, Eliza,lol!! Where is that fic?Point me to it, please-need to read naughty  things now!

It's on my computer (and written in German).

[mythlover20]

Hey, guys, I was going over the thoughts and expectations I requested for the Fanbook Intro, and I just remembered: I never saw Thane drop a body on top of Shepard in the replay of his recruitment I just did. Where was that? Was it a renegade thing? Or was it in a specific room that I must have missed. Because I don't remember seeing it in any of the Let's Plays I watched regarding his RM either.

[mnomaha]

it was at the very beginning of his RM. I can't pinpoint it exactly though. But I do think the comment on it.

[Emeraldfern]

mythlover20 wrote...

Hey, guys, I was going over the thoughts and expectations I requested for the Fanbook Intro, and I just remembered: I never saw Thane drop a body on top of Shepard in the replay of his recruitment I just did. Where was that? Was it a renegade thing? Or was it in a specific room that I must have missed. Because I don't remember seeing it in any of the Let's Plays I watched regarding his RM either.

He does...there is a convo right after walking up this ramp:

http://www.youtube.c...Po8_PIXKo#t=30s

(The guy playing the game walks right past it in this video shame...)

If my bro has a PC save at Thane RM I'll try to use fraps. and take screenshots/vid  

[mythlover20]

Emeraldfern wrote...

mythlover20 wrote...

Hey, guys, I was going over the thoughts and expectations I requested for the Fanbook Intro, and I just remembered: I never saw Thane drop a body on top of Shepard in the replay of his recruitment I just did. Where was that? Was it a renegade thing? Or was it in a specific room that I must have missed. Because I don't remember seeing it in any of the Let's Plays I watched regarding his RM either.

He does...there is a convo right after walking up this ramp:

http://www.youtube.c...Po8_PIXKo#t=30s

(The guy playing the game walks right past it in this video shame...)

If my bro has a PC save at Thane RM I'll try to use fraps. and take screenshots/vid  

Thanks Emerald. I really, REALLY would appreciate it! I will try to do a playthrough though, to see if I can find it, and get my mind into Margurite's headspace to see what she thinks of the whole incident.

Actually, what I really need is a link to the CDN posts regarding the Eupulmos Device. Wildannie? Do you have one handy, by any chance? (If I'm going to refer to something in this essay I just realised that I should probably cite my sources. )

Modifié par mythlover20, 07 mai 2012 - 12:01 .

[Emeraldfern]

Here they are (The first one is the most interesting one):

07/13/2010 - Eupulmos Device Helping Victims of Respiratory Diseases


“A new technology is helping victims of the Vallum Blast breathe easier -- literally. Researchers at U. Thierax are attacking the myriad of respiratory diseases caused by inhaling dust around the blast site. Dubbed "medi-gel for the lungs," the Eupulmos Device analyzes a patient's tissue or medicard record before adjusting its virally-delivered superdrugs to match the patient's genetic predispositions. After that, the mister sprays the aerosol into the patient's nasal passages and the drug is absorbed into the lungs. The mister can also deliver microsurgery machines to make non-invasive repairs to tissue and has a color-coded nozzle at each end with separate agent reservoirs for dextro and levo patients. Said one ER staffer, "The effect is incredible. In a year, the whole galaxy will be using these things."”

07/17/2010 - Eupulmos Device at the Center of Patent Controversy


“Turian medical units on Taetrus are at the center of a patent controversy tonight. A volus claiming to be the inventor of the much-vaunted Eupulmos respiratory device says his design was appropriated by the turian military without payment or permission. Similar appropriations have occurred throughout the history of the turians and their client race; the volus have extensive patent laws, and the turians barely recognize the concept. "This inventor should take pride in the success of his product," said colonialist liaison Tertinus Septinas, "not shake us down for a fee every time it is used. The flat sum we've offered is quite generous." The Eupulmos designer, Ora Thubb, says he's soured forever on turian culture: "I thought the turians had a meritocracy. What's the point if your contributions get brushed off?"”

07/19/2010 - Inventor of Eupulmos Respiratory Aid Goes Missing


“A suspicious disappearance on Irune has provoked outrage in the Vol Protectorate as Ora Thubb, the inventor of the Eupulmos respiratory aid, has gone missing. The volus inventor made news recently by demanding payment for his design, which is in heavy use by the colonialist army on Taetrus. Ambassador Din Korlack says the Protectorate wants to believe the best of their turian allies, but added, "as the Earth-clan say, this doesn't pass the smell test". Local law enforcement officers on Irune say their leads are promising, but the disappearance is straining relations between the two species' embassies on the Citadel. This is of great concern to the Taetrus war effort. According to one report, volus-owned companies have supplied more than 60 billion credits of material to colonialist forces, about 45% of the war's public cost so far.”


07/22/2010 - Eupulmos Inventor's Body Found in Irune's Hovita Cove


“The story of Ora Thubb, the wronged inventor who vanished under suspicious circumstances, came to a grisly end today when divers found his body in Irune's Hovita Cove. The waterlogged body had been hacked open in an effort to sink it, a somewhat redundant measure given the low buoyancy of a body in Irune's ammonia-heavy seas. Just prior to the discovery, Thubb's widow received a call from kidnappers telling her to bring five hundred thousand credits to the Dulez Bridge, a call that police say must have come after Thubb was already dead.”

07/24/2010 - Breakthrough in Ora Thubb Murder Case Announced


“Law officers on Irune announced a breakthrough in the case of deceased inventor Ora Thubb today. Three Turian men -- two dead and one alive -- were dropped off at a police station along with personal digital assistants containing evidence about planning Thubb's murder. The police are crediting Spectre involvement with bringing the investigation so far forward. Major Loz Atad says two turian Spectres handed the alleged criminals in, making it clear they had been pulled off of Taetrus to solve this problem. "The message was unmistakable", he said. "Turians and volus are partners".”


/Sorry for the wall of text. I don't know if the fate of the inventor of the eupolmos device is of any use to you but, I figured I post them anyway