Sometime after the Reaper War and everyone got their sunshine and bunnies ending....
Cameron enters the bedroom...
Cam: What are you reading?
Thane: Some old human written story about...
Cam: Is that Twilight? Really?
Thane: You know it seems that vampirism cures all except death.
Cam: You don't say, why are you reading that? It's crap, Thane.
Thane: Have you ever read it?
Cam: No and I don't plan on it.
Thane: Then you cannot judge it.
Cam: I've heard enough. What next Thane? Harry Potter?
Thane: The whole magic thing, kinda hard to believe.
Cam: BioWare believes in Space Magic.
Thane: Oh do not mention that game again. Next time we agree to have anyone use our likeness we should demand creative control.
Cam: Are you going to read that all night?
Thane: Edward and Bella, quite the love story.
Cam: I think of one better.
Thane: As can I, Romeo and Juliet....
Cam: (takes book away and thumps him over the head) Jackhole....
Thane: You know I was joking. This vampirism, had it existed, I could have been cured of Kepral's a lot quicker.
Cam: You'd also kill for blood, need to stay out of the sun, live forever....
Thane: I'd bite you and keep you with me.
Cam: Ugh, that is gross. You'd also be rock hard all the time
Thane: Well, right now I have no problem with that last one.
Cam: You don't? You would want to be as hard as stone?
Thane: (grabs her hand and puts it under the covers)

Cam:

Ummm....hard is gooood......
(from a distance)
Kolyat: Oh by the Gods!!!! Close the door if you are going to do that!