Yay! I has internets again.... for now. So hi everyone! Let's see what I missed.
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utaker, how did I know it would be you. Bwahahahahahaha! Gods, woman, I loves ya. I really do! And that "Epic Dancing" screenie? My new desktop! For now. will probably go back to that one that xenofire made for me soon, because knowing where it came from will make me depressed, but for now, so funny! I'm also resisting the temptation to scroll back up this page and read your dialogues again, because I'd never get this post done otherwise.
I have been cleaning out my office so I can get my new gaming system set up... and I can reinstall DA:O, DA2, ME1 &2 (I really want to do a complete Margurite pt, so just those two. 3 hasn't come out yet!) and yes, I've been intrigued by this NWN you guys keep mentioning, so i'm going to buy it asa I see a copy. Probably off ebay. :S Oh, and I'm definitely a fan of the nakkid Zevran, ZRL, Fade Skip, and armour mods for DA:O, and I can't wait to start modding the **** out of DA2.
I've also been writing the intro essay. Yes, still going. Realised some of it needed to be rewritten. Still, I'm making progress. Intro has reached the point where I'm the least disgusted with it, and just got the Unloyal ME2 section drafted. Oh, and Emerald, that PM is helping A LOT! Thank you.
Also, all of you, thank you for putting up with me while I've been writing this. I have to say, it is the hardest thing I have ever written. Really. It's why it's taking me so long, and why I've been asking for so much help. I'll post more of it as I go. In the meantime, here's the finalised intro. This will hopefully be the tone for the rest. You don't have to read it if you don't want.
@Moira. A scientific essay? That's a brilliant idea. I'll read it now.
Thane Fanbook Introduction Essay (need new title!)
Introduction
“An assassin? You’ve got to be ****ing kidding me! How many people does the Illusive Man think I need?”
“Would I even be able to use him? Assassins aren’t exactly the most social of individuals, or the most stable. Am I going to have another Jack or Grunt on my hands? Is he going to be another sociopath I have to keep a tight leash on?”
“You say you want this Nassana dead, yet you’re just giving me this information? You’re not worried that I might try to stop him?”
“Nassana ordered the mercs to just start shooting? I guess that must mean she knows he’s coming. Pity. Looks like I’ll have to help keep him alive.”
“What the hell?! You arrogant ass! Drop a body on me, indeed. I swear, if I didn’t need you…”
“Another group of workers? What is he doing? What point could there be in a cold-blooded killer saving civilians?”
“More mercs? Really, Nassana, is this one lone assassin really enough to warrant this much security, or are you just that paranoid?”
“Name my price? Ah yes, I remember you now, you self-absorbed, hate-filled ****. Of course you think you can buy me off. Money solves everything for you, doesn’t it? You’re entire life has ridden on a tide of credits, buying you a way out of anything. Well, not this time, Nassana. Not this time.”
A rumble in the vents, a man drops to the floor; three guards are down within seconds. A gun taken from the enemy is pressed into the criminal’s stomach. He fires, the shot silenced by the woman’s flesh as he cradles her against his chest. Gently he lays her across her desk, reverently placing her arms across her chest as she chokes on her final breath.
The sun rises over the horizon. Pale morning light filters through old-fashioned blinds, turning bright summer-green scales a deep golden-brown. He bows his head, his hands clasped in prayer, and whispers words over the laid-out corpse.
A statement is made, a question asked. An answer: “Not for her. For me.”
And thus the world was introduced to Thane Krios…