Thane Thread 'It's difficult. All things worth keeping are.' Spoilers will be neck-snapped.
#11726
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 04:17
I'm sad. Cheer me up?
#11727
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 04:42
#11728
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 04:42
mythlover20 wrote...
I'm sad. Cheer me up?
Um... not exactly Thane, but I saw this over on Livejournal when we were discussing ME3 bug fixes, and it made me LOL.
#11729
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 04:43
Thane: Don't thank me, thank Hope.
Javik: Yes, she is very kind. Letting a lonely prothean live with you.
Thane: I wanted to leave you on Earth.
Javik: What is this you are watching?
Thane: Just some news.
Javik: Why not one of those movies that she likes to watch. With all the crying women and broken hearts.
Thane: I am taking a break from that.
Javik: I saw your son watching nude Asari the other night.
Thane: Too much information, Javik.
Javik: Does that not bother you? Pornographic on the video, your son is as much a deviant as you are.
Thane: I suppose it's normal for men.
Javik: Do you watch such things Drell when Shepard is not around.
Thane: Her name is no longer Shepard.
Javik: Oh yes, she married you. Pathetic. I will call her Shepard. Does that bother you, oh primitive one?
Thane: Yes, it does but you are only doing it to irritate me.
Javik: You are easily aggitated. Do you still find her attractive?
Thane: Ugh, Javik. I know where this is going.
Javik: She's rather round and quite fat right now.
Thane: Don't let her hear you say that. Please.
Javik: So you admit it then Drell, she has gotten fat.
Thane: She's pregnant.
Javik: I would find humor if the thing came out human.
Thane: You know as well as I do that she is carrying a drell.
Javik: Are you sure, could be prothean. She's very nice to me.
Thane: Keep wishing Javik. Don't you have something to do?
Javik: No. I prefer your company. You are so interesting.
Thane: You don't hide your sarcasm well.
Javik: So, about Shepard in there? We were talking about how big she has become.
Thane: Javik, enough. It's Hope or if you insist Krios, maybe even Commander although she isn't fond of that title at the moment.
Javik: You evade me as always. How much of the bed does she take up now? (snatches the remote)
Thane: That is rather rude.
Javik: (looks behind him) Have you not noticed her size?
Thane: Yes, I have noticed her size.
Javik: (flips the channel)
Hope: Thane? Are you talking about how big I am?
Javik: Yes he was, Hope and look he was watching nude Asari too. (look of disgust on his face)
Thane: (mutters under his breath) I really don't like that prothean.
#11730
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:07
mnomaha wrote...
...did you see that video on the facebook website? I don't know if it will cheer you up, but Jake's comment was pretty...passionate.
What video? Did I miss something?
#11731
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:29
mnomaha wrote...
...did you see that video on the facebook website? I don't know if it will cheer you up, but Jake's comment was pretty...passionate.
I noticed it. It didn't cheer me up.
Wow. Gears really did get, um, well, excited, there didn't he?
#11732
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:32
#11733
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:36
His graphical detail was... detailed. I'll give him that. Very impressive.
#11734
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:38
I swear, watching Gears go on a tear, it's a thing of beauty.
#11735
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:42
#11736
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:43
#11737
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:45
mythlover20 wrote...
mnomaha wrote...
...did you see that video on the facebook website? I don't know if it will cheer you up, but Jake's comment was pretty...passionate.
I noticed it. It didn't cheer me up.
Wow. Gears really did get, um, well, excited, there didn't he?
Oh honey...here check this out on Garrus...but don't let mum see. It's my Thane so obviously NSFW
http://www.paperdemo...cart/view/32375
#11738
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 05:51
*rant
I'm getting really f*cking tired of bioware pimping their MP crap. How about something for those SP people out there. You know...the ones that also played the first two games. I've made no secret of my dislike for the MP and if you like it great, but seriously...maybe these people working on MP and not on the ending could actually spend some time for the rest of us. Not that it really f*cking matters at the end of the day. No Thane...no play. It's the principle of it really...just pisses me off.
/rant
#11739
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:06
#11740
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:16
This is why Tink is a level 7 or 8, I do not do MP. I don't like having to rely on others and it's not fun for me to be barked at or feel like I've let someone down because I'm not as good as they are. My gameplay is sloppy, half the time I do not pay attention to what I am doing, and I find it funny when my character does stupid things. I love FF but I have not played XI or XIV because they made it MMO and those are the only 2 out of all them (I've even played all the small ones for the PSP/DS) I have not played. Bums me out really but I accept that....
I do NOT play well with others. LOL.
This is why I loved Mass Effect when I first got it. I could play any stupid way I wanted too. I could use the worst weapons, wear the worst armor, pick the 2 worst possible squadmates to go with me and I don't care because nobody was telling me I was doing it wrong. Then Mass Effect 3 comes and they take this SP game I loved and gave it MP and seem to like to focus on that. If Thane is not fixed then I will toss my POS ME3 into the back depths of my closet and be content with the fact that Mass Effect, for me, ended at ME2.
So rant away, I will not disagree.
#11741
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:25
Also, I'm not on twitter or facebook so I'm having a really hard time keeping up with the conversation here.
I heart Thane to teeny-tiny pieces, but I'm um, feeling kind of unwelcome.
#11742
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:31
http://www.co-optimu...g-may-29th.html
edit: also, is that Dos Equis (pardon the spelling) I haven't seen it in the almost 8 years I've been in New Zealand.
Modifié par mnomaha, 31 mai 2012 - 06:35 .
#11743
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:33
tehprincessJ wrote...
Eesh, I hope all the multiplayer ranting isn't on account of the "reave" pic I posted.Nobody thought it was funny?
Also, I'm not on twitter or facebook so I'm having a really hard time keeping up with the conversation here.
I heart Thane to teeny-tiny pieces, but I'm um, feeling kind of unwelcome.
I thought I'd reply again.
We are a bit...all over the place here with various protest formats. I'm sooooo sorry you feel unwelcome. We're kinda...I honestly don't know how to describe us. LOL
My recommendation? Pop in and post something either 1) completely random and crazy or 2) naughty within the bounds of the terms of service. Personally, most of us alternate, but the choice is totally up to you.
*hugs* <3<3
#11745
Guest_Squeegee83_*
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:37
Guest_Squeegee83_*
I don't even care if you believe in me or not. Join simply because you want an option in ME3. I can't simply please everyone, sorry.
#11746
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:43
I did find the Reave pic funny and if you are the sort to have a little fun, go running into a serious game and start Reaving up a storm. Then laugh into your mic when they start complaining. Follow with, "Why so cereal?" Then leave.
I bet I'm a bad person for suggesting that. Oh well, I know where I'll end up and I'm quite content with that as all my friends will be there.
#11747
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 06:56
But yeah. In multiplayer, I Reave the hell out of everything. XD
#11748
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 07:01
#11749
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 07:49
mnomaha wrote...
Oh there probably is two teams, but it comes down to their infamous "resources" excuse. IMO resources would currently be better spent fixing all the issues with SP instead of pimping the MP. Besides, there are already requests for the ability to roll back the latest "patch" because it screwed up things so bad.
Yeah, my guess is two teams - one of jack****es and the other is drunk and drugged out of their minds. Guess which is which!
#11750
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 09:46





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