Javik Can't Leave Thane Alone
Javik: So Drell, I see you are doing a crossword puzzle.
Thane: Quite observant.
Javik: Do not get wise with me, green scaly one.
Thane: Is there something you need?
Javik: Do you know what a condom is, Drell?
Thane: Not interested Javik, you're not my type.
Javik: I see you are a funny drell today. Do not ever insinuate that I am homosexual again.
Thane: Homosexual again? Meaning you were once?
Javik: You know what I meant. Do not play with my words drell, I will cause the extinction of your species, starting with you.
Thane: I'd like to see you try that.
Javik: No you would not. Answer my question.
Thane: Yes, I know what a condom is.
Javik: Then why did you not use one? The Commander is waddling these days.
Thane: We've been through this.
Javik: I see you have some blank spots in your puzzle. Yes we have been through this but you never really answered why you were careless with protection.
Thane: Yes I did. I told you that we didn't think it would be possible to reproduce.
Javik: Number 6 Down, the answer is Drell.
Thane: What?
Javik: Six down...D.R.E.L.L....5 letter word for primitive.
Thane: Very funny, that is not the answer. Second letter is A, fourth is I, it could be Javik.
Javik: I am far from primitive. Why did you not use a condom? Even if you thought reproduction not possible, did you not think that you could pass her some drell disease.
Thane: Basic.
Javik: Basic what?
Thane: Five letter word for primitive...basic. I do not have some drell disease.
Javik: You did when you met her. Yes, basic works.
Thane: I had a lung disease, that cannot be passed on through sex.
Javik: Still, what if your sperm was toxic to her. You could have destroyed her insides. You are a selfish drell.
Thane: It wasn't or Mordin would have warned us. Besides, condoms are...hmmmm...let's use one of your favorite words...pointless.
Javik: Why would one be pointless? Look at what you did to her. She's now carrying mutant drell.
Thane: The ones made now would not fit me.
Javik: What? Too big for you? Yes, I see.
Thane: No, quite the opposite.
Javik: Do not bullsh*t me drell.
Thane: You think so?
Javik: Yes I think so.
Thane: Are you daring me to show you? That's kind of sick Javik.
Javik: Ugh, No drell I do not want to see your penis.
Hope:

What's going on here?
Thane: It's not what you think.
Javik: (walks away laughing)