mythlover20 wrote...
gearseffect wrote...
Myth umm dare I ask why you are attempting to do a fairy tale rendition of such a thing?
As for your spanking well I'm at work right now.....
Yes see this is no doubt Mnomaha's doing, I never used to browse the web while at work.... nor at school. Never I was a good boy :innocent: Okay maybe I've always browsed the web just a bit while at school and work... but never like this honestly.
Yes there is more than enough of me to go around but I can see I'm gonna be tied up with (or by) you for a few days sooooo you'll all have to wait till ............
Thursday... I got a 3 day weekend, and if I work my @ss off I may be able to turn that three day weekend into a four day weekend. What... don't let it ever be said I'm not very driven and I sometimes work very hard... over hard.. I'm just wierd like that. Hahaha,.. I'm sooo evil..... no I'm not I'm a pure person I'm a saint:innocent: honestly I am!
I mean haha, I'm a pure soul, a true saint, there isn't an ouch of evil in me... not one.
I'm sure of it... I mean.... if I'd listened to W.A.S.P. as a kid my mom would have only thought I was possesed and would have made me confess my sins to the priest..... dear lord she'd have a sh!t fit if I ever went out with her in my truck and had W.A.S.P.'s KFD album going... wait that sounds like a fun idea.... a good one.. something I should do.... just remember I'm a pure soul
Hahaha,
No what was I gonna say oh yees I'm fallowing the twitter thing now too. and Hello new people see many new faces in here... don't worry you new gals will get along just fine with me. I'm sure there will still be enough of me to go around...

Look these faces it's Utaker's curroption of my pure soul at work...:innocent: BTW as a pure soul I vote Thane's bulge and of course Samara's cleavage as the best character designs in the series.
I wanna know.. because like Utaker has to know everything I gotta know what sort of under garments Samara has on? Is she wearing a thong? How about a lacy bra? Maybe she's got edible underwear on?
:devil:

:P:bandit:
<3:O:o:ph34r:
:P:O:O:O:innocent:
:devil::innocent:
Yes darling gears. You are a pure soul. A purely corrupted soul. Look at all that innuendo! Shame on you! You need to be spanked now, my dear boy. Or perhaps the whip would be more appropriate. Turn around, and on your knees, you dirty boy! 
Honestly! Comtemplating eating an elderly woman's underwear? No matter how attractive she is it's just wrong. We younger women need love too, you know! 
Now if it was Thane's clothes that were edible. Well, now, that is totally different! Thane's official! 
I mean, come on. How would you like me to tear you're clothes off and eat you, hmm? 
You better work very hard tomorrow, because your "education" may take a few days. *snaps the rope*
And stop making me laugh so much! I'm pretty sure the neighbours think I'm insane. Er. Insane-er.
Yes I know that's not a word! 
Well it's cool that the nieghbors think you are insane-er. My neighbors probably think I AM INSANE TOO, I mean heheh I'm sometimes awake till wee hours of the morning and burst out laughing while browsing the web, they probably don't like it if it wakes them up. But ehhh could be worse I could be a dick and all but I'm not. I don't blast my music before 9AM and I don't blast it after 6PM.

I'd like to blast it nonstop most the time.

Also NOOOOOOOOOOO, Samara isn't elderly heh she's roughly 800 some years I could marry her, and still have kids with her, she's not elderly, I have no guilt about saying I'd eat her cloths off

I'm proud of saying that and I'm proud of saying that after eating Samara

out of her cloths,

she'd become the main dish.
Yes I know you gals are all probably upset ;)and want me to feel ashamed of saying such things but I'm not:D. You are just jellous of Samara.

I mean it's the reason you grabbed the whip not because I'm a pure soul :innocent:saying such things:devil:, not at all. I'm a pure soul too.:innocent: You just want to punish me for saying such things about Samara,

and not you,

.
Thane's officail? Only because this is a Thane thread. I can't help it I hang out in here because it's full of life and active unlike the Samara thread, through I'd be active with Samara for goddess knows how many hours her and I would go at it nonstop.

:devil:
Put your whip away, I still have to work this week, and won't be off work till Thrusday.... wait... I'm gonna make you wait

I may make you wait longer for saying Samara isn't official now too :devil:What are you ladies ever gonna do if I were to suddenly be taken off the market? hahahaha, you are all so going to try and tear me to pieces....

and want to get your hands on me:blink:. You are all corrupted evil women all of you,

you've corrupted me, :innocent:

As for how I'd like my cloths to be torn off and eaten well.......................... [insert all the diry thoughts you want here or whatever it is you want to insert here.]

Goddess help me what is happening to me:innocent: I used to be such a pure person:innocent:

I mean I never one used to have such dirty and evil thoughts:whistle::innocent: I was a good boy, I never touched myself, :innocent: or looked at diry vids or magazines,:innocent: This is your fault all yours,

:devil:

You are corrupting me, I mean my older brother had nothing to do with corrupting me, and neither did all the sex I've had, I never had dirty thoughts and I never ever and still don't have dirty fantasies, :innocent:

I never once wrote a short smut inspired by the title of the W.A.S.P. song Don't Cry (Just Suck):innocent:

I'm being honest here:innocent:


I don't ever think about just railing a chick,


:innocent:


:whistle:

:P:devil:


:innocent: I never have thoughts like that :innocent:


.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :Oforgive for not being a dirty sinner :innocent::devil:because I'm pure,:innocent: I am:whistle: whoooooaaaaaaaaaaa yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh:O:devil: I'm not the slightest bit deviant not at all.:innocent:


;):innocent:


:whistle::innocent:

:devil:

:innocent:

Spakenings for everone whaat???????


:innocent:

I didn't say that did I?

:whistle:


:innocent:

:devil: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I"M BACKKKKKK!!!! ;)HAHAHHAHA!
