Oh, COME ON!!!! I'm away for two days due to crappy internet and dancing in Townsville (slipped and banged my knee up pretty hard, too. I'n not going to be kneeling for a few days!

) and there are four, count 'em, FOUR new pages?!
Why do you keep doing this to me? You guys know I hate missing out on all the fun, and now that gears is back there's a lot of fun I'm missing out on.

Plus, talking to you guys helps silence the voices I have calling to me at the moment. They're scaring me!!!

All right: From the beginning.... 598 I think I was at....
WARNING: EPIC POST COMMENCING IN THREE..... TWO...... ONE..... @Emerald...

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Gorgeous renders, my love!
I guess them butt zippers do have some use after all. Gotta give dem <ridges> easy access, after all.


gearseffect wrote...
Also sorry to everyone for all them smilies earlier I was like beyond in
a goooood mood, like I had drank a whole 12 pack of Mt in 24hours and I
was feeling really good after work today, hahahaha sorry for the over
indulgence of them.
Why for sorry, gears? Those posts are so much fun to read! Don't be sorry. Let the good mood shine on, brother.
Eww. Shouldn't call you brother considering the theme of our banter. *shudder*
Also, I stand by my statement of purely corrupted. And of course I'm jealous. I do admit I have a thing for men with nice hair. And tall men. And geeks. <3
Damn, gears, you're lucky I don't live anywhere near you. You'd never be safe and Samara would never get her hands on you!

Speaking of which... *snaps rope* It's past Thursday, darling gears....

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@Roxy: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O Gods, I just LOVED that!!!! There was this comment by the author in reply to a comment: "Can't help but love a man who knows what he's doing." .......
I agree.

@firel: *Tackleglomp* welcome back, hon!
@dino, wildannie, coldie, roxy, and emerald, re: Thane dying argument on page 600? I agree. We've all have gone through this in real life with those we love. We've all been dumped callously by someone we thought we were in love with or were just in a relationship with (even if not at the "love" stage at the time). We KNOW what this is like, already.
Video games are not just art, they're tools of escapism. In our case, we couldn't save our fathers, mothers, husbands, lovers, brothers, sisters, friends, whatever's, in real life, but we bloody well should have been able to in-game. Making Thane a LI then visciously slaughtering him was a MASSIVE insult ot all thinking and loving women and men who were fans of his character. Jacob too! What BioWare did was just wrong, wrong, wrong! Hopefully one day a moderator will come in here (unlikely I know) and will actually read some of this thread and will eventually understand it.
Yeah, yeah, I know. It will never happen. Still, unprobably as it is, it is still (highly remotely) possible.
You're right about the fact that had the choice been implemented from the start we wouldn't have a problem with the children and man-children that populate these threads. Personally I'm up for the idea of releasing an air-born virus that is specifically targeted to wipe out all the mysognistic pricks that are out there, leaving the good, considerate, kind men alive to improve the breeding stock.
Yeah, okay, I would never do it, but still.... GODS I HATE THEM!!!! There is no hand big enough to back hand or **** slap the bastards with. <_<
Okay.... think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, naked Thane dipped in melted chocolate happy thoughts....
Mmm. Chocolate-dipped Thane *drool*

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Okay, I'm good now.
@utaker... Hmm... Space Jesus. That needs to be tweeted. Maybe if we incite enough people someone will start listening.
Chocolate-dipped Thane with sprinkles.....

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@ Emeraldfern: There was a Vega romance and a post-coup mission?
I'm stealing this gif.

Yeah, I'm definitely not a fan of rescuing Kolyat again, but this time at least Kolyat was trying to do the right thing. Don't really like the motive behind it at all. "Prove he was C-Sec material?" Yeah, like police recruitement actually works like that. Bloody Hepler is a ****ing idiot!!!
Chocolate-dipped Thane with sprinkles and cherries...... :happy:
@giftfish. I agree that all three possibilities are likely. In fact, all of them probably worked in conjunction to form the mess that is ME3. When Bioware is bought by Valve (I'm dreaming here, I realise that, but I gotta remain positive for my own psychological well being) I would love for them to remake ME3. It won't happen cause I can guarantee that EA will still retain copyright over the ME and DA series, so we wouldn't see any new content from either of them. Hopefully though the new owner will buy the IPs as well.
Personally I can't wait to see EA fall. They have murdered the companies we love for far too long and consumers have finally caught on. Now they're paying the price. I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU SICK, GREEDY, MYSOGINYSTIC, SEXIST, RACIST, MISERABLE ****ING BASTARDS!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
If I was in any other thread I would worry about getting banned for that but we all know the moderators never come in here.
Chocolate-dipped naked Thane with sprinkles, cherries, and a banana.

Re: women writers. I do think there is only one now. I know there was two or three for ME2, but for ME3 there's only one, and she didn't write any women.
I still say that the gender neutral dialogue is the best in the games. It's what feels the most natural. ME2 and what I've played of ME1 has the most of the GN dialogue, and it FEELS a lot better. Trying to have "more exclusive FemShep content" but having a man write it.... stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. It's making me think that we will never see the day when women are treated equally... in any context.
Adding an Aria romance is also stupid. Pandering to the boys that play the game who have the mentality of three year olds in the "mine mine mine" stage. *spit* *table flip*

*stab* Never mind the fact that anything other than a brief fling would be extremely out of character for aria. We all know that she cares for nought but her empire, and Shepard, male or female, does NOT have the power to change it.
Also not to mention that any sex scene would have to be violent to stay in character and definitely NOT make it past the censors.
Chocolate-dipped naked Thane with sprinkles, cherries, a banana and kalua.
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@Sable (on page 601) I understand what you're saying, but at some point someone, or rather several someones, made the conscious decision to kill Thane and make Jacob cheat. Someone CHOSE to turn Kaidan in to a mysogynist and use the "cheating" dialogue. Someone CONSCIOUSLY CHOSE to make Garrus an import-only romance, and cut the Vega content (though I totally buy that he wrote himself out of it, because my characters write themselves out of what I had originally intented for them all the time. It happens). They also CHOSE to NOT cut out any male-only LIs, or lesbian LIs. They CHOSE to give the mind-rapist that is Liara the most content. They CHOSE to give the male-only LIs better quality content, and to turn FemShep into a ****. These things don't just happen. They are CHOSEN to happen.
Chocolate-dipped naked Thane with sprinkles, cherries, bananas, kalua and a lime cheesecake.

@ Emerald: Javik had more content? He was actually IN ME3, and not just tacked on? *headdesk* THAT would have been worth it! He SHOULD have been in it and made plot-relevant. *sigh* I should go back to bed, and write something. Oh well, two pages to go...
Re Cut Content. I'm up in the air about this issue. It would depend on what the content was (not the rescue Kolyat 2.0 bit). I want, no, DEMAND, a Thane mission, a rewriting of ALL his content, and the option to save him. After that.... I'll take a look. And for the record, I still don't have Leviathan. Not really game to download it after the bull**** I went through with the EC, which I STILL don't know if it works...
Chocolate-dipped naked Thane with sprinkles, cherries, bananas, kalua, lime cheesecake, and a single red rose. <3
Just finished reading the Focus Friday. Great job!

@DragonSlayer63('s sister): I fell for Thane later in the game. It was a gradual thing over the course of the conversations, because with the Shep I was playing at the time (Margaret) I was romancing Garrus. The second he quoted Hobbes, though, is when I knew that I had fallen in love with him, myself. I almost made Margaret dump Garrus for him, but I felt bad about it so I let her stay with Garrus (a good decision because she really doesn't suit Thane) and created my Canon FemShep: Margurite! She's a sophisticated Viking woman who is beautifully matched with Thane. But yeah, me, I fell in love with him gradually throughout my playthroughs, even the renegade one where the FemShep is a racist **** who treats people like playthings, and all my time here on this thread made me love him (and his fellow fans) even more.
Chocolate-dipped naked Thane with sprinkles, cherries, bananas, kalua, lime cheesecake, a single red rose with a pretty metallic bow on it, and a small, ring-sized box.

@mnomaha: Voted!

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WOO HOO I'm finally on page 603!!!
@firel. Now that you mention it, Garrus's romance did change a lot in ME3. I mean, I still think it's in character for Garrus, but now that I think about it, a bit more content bridging the romance in 2 and 3 would be nice. I did love the bit about the scars though, since I've seen/read a lot of fic that mentions his scars in loving detail. But yes, the comparison between 2 and 3 is radically different. A lot was radically different.
Thane is obviously the best one in ME2 and had he been in ME1 he would have beaten Garrus in all polls. The fact that he came in in ME2 was the reason he didn't have as large a fan base; there wasn't enough time to truly get to know him.
PS That pic is so funny!!!

@Emerald... That sounds like so much fun! Come ME2 you're going to put your foot down on the Thane romance issue though, aren't you?

I wish I could do that with my Mum, I'd love to share Dragon Age and ME 2 with her, but she isn't interested in my games.

I'm going to have to come over and spend a couple of weeks with you.

And...... I'm done. YAY! My fingers are about to drop off but I'm done. Phew. I started this at 11.00PM and it's now 2.05AM. But I had 1 and a half multiplayer rounds with one of my Garrus mancing origin friends, until the game stopped working.

So.... wish me chocolate covered Thane dreams, everyone, and I'll see you in the morning! *blows kiss* LUVS YA ALL!!!!!