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[GameBoyish]

But he said that he liked being with Shep because she's a soldier too. :/ Inconsistency much? Thank you Bioware >_<"""

Move that phrase to the bloody discussion thread, Stun704

[Prince of Kemet]

I originally posted this in the Ashley Williams thread a long,long,long,long time ago but since RT wants to be a troll......he/she/it will get treated as such. I made a few changes to compensate for the current situation.


                                                                                       ***SCENE***

A known troll (RT) returns to the bridge from which it came after a day of trolling in the Jacob Taylor forum. It returns only to find a horrific scene of carnage. There are dead trolls laying everywhere as far as the eye can see. It then promptly places a call to 911.


RT (Speaking with complete terror in its voice): H...H..Hello, is...is..this 911?.....I...I....need help....P...P...PLEASE help me!!!

(Voices in the background can be heard chanting/whispering): Let the bodies hit the floor..let the bodies hit the floor...let the bodies hit the floor....

Dispatcher: Sir can you tell me what the problem is?

RT (Now crying profusely): THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!.....OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Dispatcher: Who's all dead? Sir can you tell me where you are?

RT (Still in shear terror): I'm under the......OH GOD.......THEY'RE STILL HERE!!! (Numerous M-27 Scimitar Assault Heavy Shotguns can be heard discharging in the background. Music begins to play Drowningpool: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor). 

Dispatcher: Unit 54, we have a possible 187 in progress......wait.......you're under a what? Sir are you a troll? 

RT (Still crying profusely): YES,YES......I ADMIT IT, I'M A TROLL.....I'M SORRY!!........I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!!........I APOLOGIZE!!!..I LOVE JACOB, HE'S A GOOD MAN!!!..I LOVE JACOB!!!.....PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!....I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!

Dispatcher: Sir, were you trolling in the Jacob Taylor Forum?

RT: YESSS! I'M SORRYYYY!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!

Dispatcher: Sir, why were you trollling in the Jacob Taylor Forum?

RT: I'M PATHETIC.......I HAVE NO LIFE!!!......I'M SORRYYYY!!!

Unit 54: Dispatch, is there a problem?

Dispatcher: No problem at all Unit 54. It was a prank call, some pathetic low-life was trying to draw attention to himself.

Unit 54: Copy that dispatch.

RT: NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!! 

(Female Voice): Gift for you....haha...EAT IT!!!

A male voice can be heard laughing among the chaos of M-27 Scimitar Assault Heavy Shotguns discharging.

RT (Now screaming to the top of its lungs in terror): ARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numerous M-27 Scimitar Assault Heavy Shotguns can be heard discharging at EXACTLY the same time. (Dispatcher ends call).

Dispatcher (Thinking to herself): Kemet, RPGmom28, Asenza,  ADLegend21, TriviaAeducan, ......way to go guys.



Note: It was later revealed that the female dispatcher was none other than........jeweledleah. 

Modifié par Prince of Kemet, 13 novembre 2011 - 10:22 .

[_RT]

Stun704 wrote...

RT wrote...

This guy has supporters? Come on. He's even duller and blander than Kaidan (and THAT is something I tell you).

Why are you even in this thread if you don't like him? Hes not dull troll.

It's a discussion thread, not "gushing over" thread. So if I don't like him, I have full right to be in this thread and express how I feel about him. The real question is "Why if I don't like something and am not being silent about it, I'm automatically a  troll.".

The same goes to you over there, with your "scene".

[GameBoyish]

RT wrote...

Stun704 wrote...

RT wrote...

This guy has supporters? Come on. He's even duller and blander than Kaidan (and THAT is something I tell you).

Why are you even in this thread if you don't like him? Hes not dull troll.

It's a discussion thread, not "gushing over" thread. So if I don't like him, I have full right to be in this thread and express how I feel about him. The real question is "Why if I don't like something and am not being silent about it, I'm automatically a  troll.".

The same goes to you over there, with your "scene".

The Good Stuff (3.0) Official Jacob Taylor Fan Thread
<_<

We've shooed away your kind before, so I suggest you start your own hate-spreading elsewhere.

[_RT]

Renaming the thread does not prove the point.
And I suggest YOU be more tolerant about other people's opinions.

[Darc_Requiem]

RT wrote...

Renaming the thread does not prove the point.
And I suggest YOU be more tolerant about other people's opinions.

Why don't you go back home

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 13 novembre 2011 - 02:02 .

[Ryzaki]

Guys he/she obviously wants attention. Ignore him/her and he/she'll get bored and move on.

[Darc_Requiem]

 You are right Ryzaki. I've broken Jacob fan thread policy. I ignored the "Don't Feed The Troll" sign.

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 13 novembre 2011 - 02:10 .

[GameBoyish]

Funniest part is that I don't even have the power to rename the thread. What an idiot.
--------------
ANYWAY, happy thoughts.....................

This page needs more GOOD STUFF. Courtesy of the JacobIsTheGoodStuff gallery










*PicSpam denial mode activated*

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 13 novembre 2011 - 02:38 .

[Prince of Kemet]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Funniest part is that I don't even have the power to rename the thread. What an idiot.
--------------
ANYWAY, happy thoughts.....................

This page needs more GOOD STUFF. Courtesy of the JacobIsTheGoodStuff gallery










*PicSpam denial mode activated*

 MOST EXCELLENT!!!

[jeweledleah]

RT wrote...

Renaming the thread does not prove the point.
And I suggest YOU be more tolerant about other people's opinions.

discussion thread means opinions actualy have to be constructive.  coming into a thread and saying - I don't like Jacob becasue he's rude to Thane and makes a dig at Tali for example, is acceptable.  coming into a thread and saying "I cannot believe that he has fans"  is trolling and a very crude one at that.  you gotta learn to be less obvious, dear.

edited and darn it, I gave him attention.  I guess I was in a helpful mode, sorry

Modifié par jeweledleah, 13 novembre 2011 - 03:32 .

[Prince of Kemet]

jeweledleah wrote...

RT wrote...

Renaming the thread does not prove the point.
And I suggest YOU be more tolerant about other people's opinions.

discussion thread means opinions actualy have to be constructive.  coming into a thread and saying - I don't like Jacob becasue he's rude to Thane and makes a dig at Tali for example, is acceptable.  coming into a thread and saying "I cannot believe that he has fans"  is trolling and a very crude one at that.  you gotta learn to be less obvious, dear.

edited and darn it, I gave him attention.  I guess I was in a helpful mode, sorry

Haven't you heard....err read?  We already took care of him  Nice job on the dispatch by the way

Modifié par Prince of Kemet, 13 novembre 2011 - 03:42 .

[Dean_the_Young]

CastonFolarus wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Thanks for the information Caston.

Not a problem. It was very...therapeutic. I was as worried as anyone else when I first read the spoilers. But examining them, really examining them, helped me realize that Bioware wouldn't just throw the Jacob romance to the wolves. It was never even an option. I just read the spoilers wrong. Teaches me to read stuff that the general public wasn't meant to read.

Given how much of a mess the dialogue files are, and how subject they are to change, I'm glad I became aware of this when I did (after you squared the circle), and it's made me more than content to not bother with the dialogue-heavy spoilers.

[PrinceLionheart]

edit, screw it, must remember the "Don't feed the troll" mantra.

That "Stupid Sexy Jacob" image had me loling.

Modifié par PrinceLionheart, 13 novembre 2011 - 05:54 .

[ADLegend21]

"stupid sexy Jacob" haha you cannot resist him Shepard! search your feelings, you know this to be true.

[Darc_Requiem]

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

[ADLegend21]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

psh no, she got garrus the perfect LI.

[Xilizhra]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

We have Liara. We are, in large part, content.

[PrinceLionheart]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

psh no, she got garrus the perfect LI.

Complaining about how much his life is screwed up is such an aphrodisiac though.

[SilentK]

ADLegend21 wrote...

"stupid sexy Jacob" haha you cannot resist him Shepard! search your feelings, you know this to be true.

Ha ha ha  =)    I love that stupid sexy Jacob - comic! It's great. Mess Perfects is a really wonderful comic, looking forward to it every weekend   

[ADLegend21]

Xilizhra wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

We have Liara. We are, in large part, content.

ha, were you here pre-Lotsb? tht wasn't content, not by a long shot.

[GameBoyish]

If you intend to show this off elsewhere, remember to credit Epantiras.

@ADLegend ignore Xili, she likes to rub things into people's faces. <_<

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 14 novembre 2011 - 01:04 .

[ADLegend21]

true, though I do LOVE Liara's line if you romance jacob after romancing her in ME1:
" No you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!"
Femshep should reply:
"well have you see his upper body? I mean...yum."

[CC-Tron]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

Femshep screwed? Not by Garrus that's for sure.

[Darc_Requiem]

CC-Tron wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

The Mass Effect 2 Romance comic has me laughing. I always thought femshep got screwed.

Femshep screwed? Not by Garrus that's for sure.

I'm surprised C didn't make a mod of the Morinth scene with Garrus. Femshep tries to do more than touch foreheads and "Critical Mission Failsure." I can see Mordin facepalming now.