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[Zakatak757]

It's going to Burt/Bert and Kasumi, obviously.

She will realize Bert is a nice guy, and they will make lots of beautiful, beautiful, thief children. It's a shame he will be getting airlocked, isn't it?

[Ravensword]

My Shep needs to have a talk w/ this Burt fellow. I'll call him up to my office which just happens to be in the airlock.

[Zakatak757]

Your office is an airlock?

Damn. You should start a workers union, that's gonna get you killed!

Also, Bert for permenant squaddie for ME3. I'm sure he is a nice person on the inside, and who wouldn't want to have a 3-way with the Commander?

[Ravensword]

Only if Kasumi and Jacob are in. What's the golden rule for a 4-way?

[Zakatak757]

Ravensword wrote...

Only if Kasumi and Jacob are in. What's the golden rule for a 4-way?

Can we keep Jacob out of this? I am not homophobic, but I think a 10 incher would be a little intimidating in this situation.

[Ravensword]

That would break Kasumi's heart.

[Ravensword]

Should probably get this thread back on track.

[DeathDragon185]

okay you people are scaring me.

[Ravensword]

FYI: Kasumi refers to TIM as Mr. Illusive. At least she did so on the Horizon mission.

Modifié par Ravensword, 18 septembre 2011 - 05:53 .

[Zakatak757]

Ravensword wrote...

FYI: Kasumi refers to TIM as Mr. Illusive. At least she did so on the Horizon mission.

She pretty much has pet names for anyone.

Shep, Mr Illusive, etc. Hopefully there are more to come. (Gary = Garrus, Ashhole = Ashley, Sam = Samara)

[wilhelm Screamer]

I want her to snap an atlas pilot's neck and take the mech for herself.

[Calamity Abounds]

Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

FYI: Kasumi refers to TIM as Mr. Illusive. At least she did so on the Horizon mission.

She pretty much has pet names for anyone.

Shep, Mr Illusive, etc. Hopefully there are more to come. (Gary = Garrus, Ashhole = Ashley, Sam = Samara)

I'm hoping for a Gar Bear for Garrus myself.

Garrus: There is the main gun Shepard, let me get it going.
Kasumi: Don't take too long on those calibrations Gar Bear.
Garrus/Shep:

[Golden Owl]

Calamity Abounds wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

FYI: Kasumi refers to TIM as Mr. Illusive. At least she did so on the Horizon mission.

She pretty much has pet names for anyone.

Shep, Mr Illusive, etc. Hopefully there are more to come. (Gary = Garrus, Ashhole = Ashley, Sam = Samara)

I'm hoping for a Gar Bear for Garrus myself.

Garrus: There is the main gun Shepard, let me get it going.
Kasumi: Don't take too long on those calibrations Gar Bear.
Garrus/Shep:

Emasculating for those more ego sensitive souls (NPC's)....I like...

Modifié par Golden Owl, 19 septembre 2011 - 03:44 .

[Zakatak757]

I think Vega could be a problem. Jacob is buff, but James is practically a human Krogan. If Kasumi likes abs as much as she implies, I may have more people to airlock.





Hopefully Jacob, Burt, and James can share enough body heat to keep them alive in space long enough for a pickup by the Alliance.

Modifié par Zakatak757, 19 septembre 2011 - 04:00 .

[Golden Owl]

Zakatak757 wrote...

I think Vega could be a problem. Jacob is buff, but James is practically a human Krogan. If Kasumi likes abs as much as she implies, I may have more people to airlock.





Hopefully Jacob, Burt, and James can share enough body heat to keep them alive in space long enough for a pickup by the Alliance.

Sheps just gotta stop being so modest and take his shirt off too.......that'll sort all the issues out.

.....Or is that just me being a perverted female looking for pixel eye candy........

[CoffeeHolic93]

That's not something you should admit Owl...

[Golden Owl]

Mi-Chan wrote...

That's not something you should admit Owl...

LMAO....I'm sorry.......just figured I couldn't hide my dirty secret forever...........

Modifié par Golden Owl, 19 septembre 2011 - 04:31 .

[Ravensword]

Zakatak757 wrote...

I think Vega could be a problem. Jacob is buff, but James is practically a human Krogan. If Kasumi likes abs as much as she implies, I may have more people to airlock.





Hopefully Jacob, Burt, and James can share enough body heat to keep them alive in space long enough for a pickup by the Alliance.

I'm pretty sure that won't be a problem as they would suffocate long before they would have a chance to freeze to death.

[who would know]

Golden Owl wrote...

Ask and you shall recieve...

Yeah, but it's not official so I can't use it.

Should we message an admin to get a Kasumi avatar installed?

[Golden Owl]

who would know wrote...

Golden Owl wrote...

Ask and you shall recieve...

Yeah, but it's not official so I can't use it.

Should we message an admin to get a Kasumi avatar installed?

That would be a very good idea.

Yes, sorry, I just discovered myself recently that it can't be used unless you have this, that and the other, etc... Something to do with the DA game on PC.

[Zakatak757]

Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I think Vega could be a problem. Jacob is buff, but James is practically a human Krogan. If Kasumi likes abs as much as she implies, I may have more people to airlock.



*snip*

Hopefully Jacob, Burt, and James can share enough body heat to keep them alive in space long enough for a pickup by the Alliance.

I'm pretty sure that won't be a problem as they would suffocate long before they would have a chance to freeze to death.

Vega can do photosynthesis, didn't you read?

Also, we have a problem.

Garrus, Tali, and Kaidan are all confirmed characters, and all 3 of them have tech expertise. If we go by the ME1 system, Garrus is 50/50 combat skill/tech skill, and I assume this is what Kasumi is too. Would they have more then 3 tech experts? Pardon if it is unclear what I'm saying. Perhaps they will drop Kaidan's tech expertise to make room for Kasumi.

Wow, Vega, Kaidan, and Jacob on one ship. That is alot of Haiku's.

Modifié par Zakatak757, 19 septembre 2011 - 02:29 .

[Calamity Abounds]

Zakatak757 wrote...

*snip*

Wow, Vega, Kaidan, and Jacob on one ship. That is alot of Haiku's.

Well this is easily sorted out in our favor.

Jacob had my gaze
Now Kaidan and Vega too
Yet Shep has my heart.

Not a great haiku by Kasumi standards but something I wouldn't mind seeing :happy:

[Golden Owl]

Calamity Abounds wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

*snip*

Wow, Vega, Kaidan, and Jacob on one ship. That is alot of Haiku's.

Well this is easily sorted out in our favor.

Jacob had my gaze
Now Kaidan and Vega too
Yet Shep has my heart.

Not a great haiku by Kasumi standards but something I wouldn't mind seeing :happy:

Cue Shep taking his shirt off....1,2,3....NOW!....Kasumi's gaze is no longer wandering....

[Zakatak757]

Golden Owl wrote...

Calamity Abounds wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

*snip*

Wow, Vega, Kaidan, and Jacob on one ship. That is alot of Haiku's.

Well this is easily sorted out in our favor.

Jacob had my gaze
Now Kaidan and Vega too
Yet Shep has my heart.

Not a great haiku by Kasumi standards but something I wouldn't mind seeing :happy:

Cue Shep taking his shirt off....1,2,3....NOW!....Kasumi's gaze is no longer wandering....

What if Shepard is female? Will we both be looking at the same thing regardless?

[Calamity Abounds]

Golden Owl wrote...
Cue Shep taking his shirt off....1,2,3....NOW!....Kasumi's gaze is no longer wandering....

Kasumi swooned ✔
Pixelated beef cake for Golden Owl ✔
Intergalactic peace and prosperity for centuries to come ✔

Roll credits, We did it guys!