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GIFT FOR YOU!: Kasumi Goto in ME3 Support Thread


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#1276
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Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I want to see Kasumi pull off that move she did with Hock's gunship, except with a Reaper.


Yeah. That and give harbie a lap dance.


That'll stop the invasion!

And on the topic of the gunship scene, I found Shepards smile and nod after "let's tear that thing apart!" funny. He acts as if nothing exploded in his pants.

His just damned good at hiding the fact....:D

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Golden Owl wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I want to see Kasumi pull off that move she did with Hock's gunship, except with a Reaper.


Yeah. That and give harbie a lap dance.


That'll stop the invasion!

And on the topic of the gunship scene, I found Shepards smile and nod after "let's tear that thing apart!" funny. He acts as if nothing exploded in his pants.

His just damned good at hiding the fact....:D



Well if you notice, he fights the rest of the battle with Hock with a slight limp. That's because his armor is currently rusting right around the crotch area.

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Golden Owl wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I want to see Kasumi pull off that move she did with Hock's gunship, except with a Reaper.


Yeah. That and give harbie a lap dance.


That'll stop the invasion!

And on the topic of the gunship scene, I found Shepards smile and nod after "let's tear that thing apart!" funny. He acts as if nothing exploded in his pants.

His just damned good at hiding the fact....:D


Or, I think these combat hardsuits come equipped w/-- protection.

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That "cup size" thread is ungodly. I'm going to take a cold shower and cut myself.

Kasumi had BETTER have a lapdance ready for me when I get back.

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Zakatak757 wrote...

That "cup size" thread is ungodly. I'm going to take a cold shower and cut myself.

Kasumi had BETTER have a lapdance ready for me when I get back.


Zak: I'm ready for my lap dance, Kasumi!
Kasumi: Can't do that!
Zak: Why?
Kasumi: Can't get there!

Modifié par Ravensword, 18 octobre 2011 - 02:52 .


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Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

That "cup size" thread is ungodly. I'm going to take a cold shower and cut myself.

Kasumi had BETTER have a lapdance ready for me when I get back.


Zak: I'm ready for my lap dance, Kasumi!
Kasumi: Can't do that!
Zak: Why?
Kasumi: Can't get there!


(spams hotkey '4')

Can't do it!
Can't get there!
Can't do that right now!
Can't get there!
Can't do it!
Can't do that right now!
me > :crying:

Modifié par Zakatak757, 18 octobre 2011 - 03:00 .


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Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

That "cup size" thread is ungodly. I'm going to take a cold shower and cut myself.

Kasumi had BETTER have a lapdance ready for me when I get back.


Zak: I'm ready for my lap dance, Kasumi!
Kasumi: Can't do that!
Zak: Why?
Kasumi: Can't get there!

Hahaaa, that must suck some of or most people get that alot in there game.

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Zakatak757 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

That "cup size" thread is ungodly. I'm going to take a cold shower and cut myself.

Kasumi had BETTER have a lapdance ready for me when I get back.


Zak: I'm ready for my lap dance, Kasumi!
Kasumi: Can't do that!
Zak: Why?
Kasumi: Can't get there!


(spams hotkey '4')

Can't do it!
Can't get there!
Can't do that right now!
Can't get there!
Can't do it!
Can't do that right now!
me > :crying:


After spamming the hotkey 97 times.
Kasumi: Cloaking! [Cloaks]
Shepard: Yes! Finally!
[Kasumi decloaks in front of Tali and starts giving lap dance to Tali]
Shepard: Dammit, I missed!

Modifié par Ravensword, 18 octobre 2011 - 07:27 .


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I think I see a meme emerging here.

#1285
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Ravensword wrote...

I think I see a meme emerging here.



Kasumi quotes and adult acts eh? This thread is going to dark places.

Kasumi: Going Dark!

Yeah Kasumi, exactly. So something has been on my mind lately. We all remember Kasumi's comment if you romanced Miranda.

Kasumi: and exactly how much is Miranda genetically modified, 'cause I mean - wow.

Thanks Ms. Goto, that was it, but how did you know to ask?

Kasumi: Can't do it!

The silent treatmeant eh?! Were you spying on the action down there?

Kasumi: Cloaking!

Hey don't you run from me!

Kasumi: Lights out!

I have night vision thermal goggles! Don't think I can't find you!

Kasumi: Now you see me...

Yes I see you! Now I dare to ask, but what were you thinking?

Kasumi: That had to hurt.

:mellow:

No no, not about Miranda's use of her "assets", what were you thinking...

Kasumi: I can do that.

:blink: :) :D

Modifié par Calamity Abounds, 18 octobre 2011 - 04:28 .


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Double Post. Doh!

Modifié par Calamity Abounds, 18 octobre 2011 - 03:25 .


#1287
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Calamity Abounds wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

I think I see a meme emerging here.



Kasumi quotes and adult acts eh? This thread is going to dark places.

Kasumi: Going Dark!

Yeah Kasumi, exactly. So something has been on my mind lately. We all remember Kasumi's comment if you romanced Miranda.

Kasumi: and exactly how much is Miranda genetically modified, 'cause I mean - wow.

Thanks Ms. Goto, that was it, but how did you know to ask?

Kasumi: Can't do it!

The silent treatmeant eh?! Were you spying on the action down there?

Kasumi: Cloaking!

Hey don't you run from me!

Kasumi: Lights out!

I have night vision thermal goggles! Don't think I can't find you!

Kasumi: Now you see me...

Yes I see you! Now I dare to ask, but what were you thinking?

Kasumi: That had to hurt.

:mellow:

No no, not about Miranda's use of her "assets", what were you thinking...

Kasumi: I can do that.

:blink: :) :D



Yup. Kasumi was watching Miranda and Shepard have sex.

Oh, the meme I'm talking about is the whole Kasumi dishing out the lapdances theme and whenever you try to get her to perform the Shadow Strike but will constantly say, "Can't get there. Can't do that right now!"

Modifié par Ravensword, 19 octobre 2011 - 02:05 .


#1288
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I would like this exchange in ME3.

"Kasumi."
"Shepard."

That is all.

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Ravensword wrote...

Yup. Kasumi was watching Miranda and Shepard have sex.

Oh, the mem i'm talking about is the whole Kasumi dishing out the lapdances theme and whenever you try to get her to perform the Shadow Strike but will constantly say., "Can't get there. Can't do that right now!"



I can get behind that.
 
:whistle:

#1290
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Calamity Abounds wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Yup. Kasumi was watching Miranda and Shepard have sex.

Oh, the meme I'm talking about is the whole Kasumi dishing out the lapdances theme and whenever you try to get her to perform the Shadow Strike but will constantly say, "Can't get there. Can't do that right now!"



I can get behind that.
 
:whistle:


Anyone can.

#1291
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I now know why I like Kasumi better than everyone else...
"everyone is so tight ass"

#1292
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Very nice. Oh, and you said "ass". That reminds me of the whole Kasumi lap dance affair.

Modifié par Ravensword, 19 octobre 2011 - 12:20 .


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YES Kasumi lapdances please. Hmm... I wonder if anyone can substitute Kasumi's character model in for Kelly's in ME2 so we can get a sexy asian dance!

I wish I was Legion on the IFF mission. As soon as I heard that quote I would have revealed myself on the spot!

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Where does this lapdance idea come from? I never got any hint of it in game. Is it just because she's flexible? You can do a lot of things besides lapdancing with sufficient flexibility you know.

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Where does this lapdance idea come from? I never got any hint of it in game. Is it just because she's flexible? You can do a lot of things besides lapdancing with sufficient flexibility you know.


When Legion snipes the husks on the derelict reaper she says she's saving a dance for the sniper. :wizard:

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Mi-Chan wrote...

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Where does this lapdance idea come from? I never got any hint of it in game. Is it just because she's flexible? You can do a lot of things besides lapdancing with sufficient flexibility you know.

When Legion snipes the husks on the derelict reaper she says she's saving a dance for the sniper. :wizard:

Huh? How come I've never noticed it, despite having brought Kasumi on that mission multiple times...

We need a compilation of favorite Kasumi quotes in the OP. Golden Owl, the burden is on you. :-)

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^Yeah, actually i didn't see it either. But quotes are there in the OP. Just not where Kasumi giving lap dances.

Modifié par Illusi0nz, 20 octobre 2011 - 01:01 .


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The Kasumi lap dance is total win. I never pictured her as the kind of person to dish 'em out when Zak first brough it up but. That's not to say that Kasumi might never have performed a lap dance in her life. I'm sure Keiji enjoyed many a lap dance from Kasumi. Now, it''s becoming ubiquitous. Seeing as how Kasumi's room is in the goddam lounge where off-duty crew go to chill, I can picture the crew lounge w/ loud music and a drunk Kasumi giving crewmember Rolston a lap dance.

We need sigs that say. "SUPPORT KASUMI FOR SQUAD MEMBER AND BI LI FOR ME3 AND SHE'LL GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE." We totally need that.

Modifié par Ravensword, 20 octobre 2011 - 02:27 .


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I like how all posts are related to lapdances
And kasumi giving lapdances
And invisible lapdances
Ohohohohoho

#1300
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Seth Jayden wrote...

I like how all posts are related to lapdances
And kasumi giving lapdances
And invisible lapdances
Ohohohohoho


Did somebody say lap dance?