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[lovgreno]

LilyasAvalon wrote...

So, I've successfully gotten my boyfriend on the Garrus fandom train (Not that it was hard mind you, he pretty much immediately got a man crush on Garrus the moment he met him in ME1).

The problem of course now, is that he bugs me about news about Garrus for ME3 EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ಠ_ಠ

Well then your boyfriend can join the damn club... Stupid sexy Garrus...

Modifié par lovgreno, 03 novembre 2011 - 03:47 .

[BubbleSauce]

lovgreno wrote...

LilyasAvalon wrote...

So, I've successfully gotten my boyfriend on the Garrus fandom train (Not that it was hard mind you, he pretty much immediately got a man crush on Garrus the moment he met him in ME1).

The problem of course now, is that he bugs me about news about Garrus for ME3 EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ಠ_ಠ

Well then your boyfriend can join the damn club... Stupid sexy Garrus...

Don't worry, It's not gay if he's not real, so just avoid cosplayers like the plague and you'll be fine.

[lovgreno]

It's not gay if it's a turian!

[BubbleSauce]

lovgreno wrote...

It's not gay if it's a turian!

It is if you're putting your c*ck in his ass

Modifié par BubbleSauce, 03 novembre 2011 - 04:18 .

[lovgreno]

Enough details about that I think.

I saw something funny about Garrus on TV Tropes the other day by the way:

"Stupid Sexy Flanders: Because of his Adorkability and GAR factors, he commands a relatively sizable shipping following even among straight male fans of the series."

It sounds like they have been reading this thread.

[k8ee]

extremely large confidence... *snicker*... that's dirty. AND HOT. lol... ridiculous fan girl grin achieved, Arcian.

And don't worry lovgreno... I love men, and garrus... but I'm still gay for femshep. It's like that paradox of how for err... some people... the sight of two straight men making out is a turn on... but they are kissing, so doesn't that mean they are gay? If it does, then it isn't nearly as exciting... Now make that a couple of turians and yeah... heh heh see how I brought that all around and made it on topic?

I feel bad for people who just stumble in here and read this tripe (mine that is... ). I'll paste in some pictures to disguise it...

in honour of the Garrus cosplay comments above. source

Oh yeah, there's a tender moment between a turian and a death claw... source

Wow, I didn't really make things better with any of that did I?

Modifié par k8ee, 03 novembre 2011 - 08:13 .

[BubbleSauce]

God, that picture of garrus petting a deathclaw is hilarious. Thanks a lot k8ee, now there's coffee on my keyboard.

Is the idea the a man is gay and therefore off limits a massive turn-off for women? It seems to be a turn on for (some, not all) men. Replace the two human lesbian women kissing with two turian lesbian women kissing and.... Oh look, 40% of this thread has started hyper ventilating and a select few have fainted, how strange...

And frankly the tripe that's posted on this thread is vastly entertaining, if new visitors don't like it then they can go join the illusive man thread, or the Tory party, either or really...

[CptBomBom00]

So what are we talking about?
oh I think I see.......Hmmh.....Garrus going gay?

[Reptilian Rob]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

So what are we talking about?
oh I think I see.......Hmmh.....Garrus going gay?

We can hope, we can only hope...

[Sharizah]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

So what are we talking about?
oh I think I see.......Hmmh.....Garrus going gay?

Nope. Don't mind bi, but gay... nope. ;D

[k8ee]

@ bubblesauze... probably just me. I've known lots of girls who like the boy on boy action, It just doesn't do it for me... errr... unless they are straight, but then that doesn't make sense... I'm doomed really.

I actually scrolled through the Tali thread and the Vega thread, in succession. I tried to dig out my eyes with a fork before crying for an hour before downing a mickey of CC and passing out in my foyer.

Yay Garrus thread!
http://t3.gstatic.co...Z6G6K67r7N4bLoH

[CptBomBom00]

Yeah I can't really see Garrus going gay, with Shepard, also it would be unpleasant to male shepard, you know what I'm sayin.

[Twilight_Princess]

k8ee wrote...

@ bubblesauze... probably just me. I've known lots of girls who like the boy on boy action, It just doesn't do it for me... errr... unless they are straight, but then that doesn't make sense... I'm doomed really.

I actually scrolled through the Tali thread and the Vega thread, in succession. I tried to dig out my eyes with a fork before crying for an hour before downing a mickey of CC and passing out in my foyer.

Yay Garrus thread!
*snip*

Me neither , I just think "oh a gay couple" not "PHOWAR!!! That's hot!"  Yeah, no interest there so it's not just you K8ee LOL.  Love that pic , I demand a bro hug of some sort in ME3. My femsheps who didn't romance him (just 2 haha) still want that epic hug.

[CptBomBom00]

Yes the Epic hug, I wonder how it would look like with male shepard?

[BubbleSauce]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Yeah I can't really see Garrus going gay, with Shepard, also it would be unpleasant to male shepard, you know what I'm sayin.

No, actually I don't. And garrus will never go gay, it is pure idiocy to think that bioware would completely betray the massive ammount of female fans who romanced garrus in their playthroughs. Hopefully, garrus will reveal (not become, the idea that someone can change their sexual orientation voluntarily or otherwise is also pure idiocy) that he is bisexual, that would be acceptable. I think Garrus becoming fully Homosexual is a terrible idea.

[Twilight_Princess]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Yes the Epic hug, I wonder how it would look like with male shepard?

Think Jacob's , I liked his very much (the only time I voluntarily speak to him) oh oh, even better! How about this

[KMxHearts]

I stop looking for one minute and it's gotten really gay in here. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you

[CptBomBom00]

what? gay thing has nothing to do with this..... let's stop talking about sexuality, and focus on Garrus thread, and don't bring that off topic thing again please.

[BubbleSauce]

Well, for one, we're talking about the sexuality of garrus, and if that's not defined as "on topic" I don't know what is. Secondly, the idea that it can suddenly become "gay in here" is ridiculous, however that doesn't mean that we have to shut down all conversation pertaining to the matter, since when are you a moderator? Like I said, we are discussing the sexuality of garrus, not sexuality as a whole.

[k8ee]

Well actually,... no, I'm not taking the bait.

As for bro hugs and all that jazz, I'll just simplify it and say celebrations. You'd think that after blowing up the collector base there'd be some sort of hurray! or ANYTHING. And that bar on the Normandy, what a tease. It would have been nice if a character were to actually be sitting there having a drink. Then you'd know they wanted to chat, or dump all their problems on you. If that's Garrus, sign me up.

[Twilight_Princess]

I can't wait for that "WE DID IT!" moment , I just imagine your battle worn team fighting to the very end, expecting to die soon but then when all seems hopeless they erupt into celebration when they realize they've finally beaten the reapers. Bro hugs and back slaps all around .

[CptBomBom00]

BubbleSauce wrote...

Well, for one, we're talking about the sexuality of garrus, and if that's not defined as "on topic" I don't know what is. Secondly, the idea that it can suddenly become "gay in here" is ridiculous, however that doesn't mean that we have to shut down all conversation pertaining to the matter, since when are you a moderator? Like I said, we are discussing the sexuality of garrus, not sexuality as a whole.

Camon Garrus going gay?
I don't mean to start an argument but He's Turian and he's stright, so How The Fuucckk can male Shepard infulance Garrus to be gay?

[BubbleSauce]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

BubbleSauce wrote...

Well, for one, we're talking about the sexuality of garrus, and if that's not defined as "on topic" I don't know what is. Secondly, the idea that it can suddenly become "gay in here" is ridiculous, however that doesn't mean that we have to shut down all conversation pertaining to the matter, since when are you a moderator? Like I said, we are discussing the sexuality of garrus, not sexuality as a whole.

Camon Garrus going gay?
I don't mean to start an argument but He's Turian and he's stright, so How The Fuucckk can male Shepard infulance Garrus to be gay?

Says who? Has it been confirmed that he's completely straight? If so then that's dissapointing... 

Anyway, in response to the non-bolded parts of the post: That is exactly what I'm saying! I agree with you, it's stupid that garrus could go completely gay and abandom femshep! (although I don't see how the fact that he's a turian could influence his sexuality) But even still that doesn't give you the right to shut down the conversation, also, it was also the fact that you said the sexuality of garrus is off-topic and that we shouldn't disscus it, which I disagree with entirely, the romances are a massive part of Mass Effect. (no pun intended)

[Reptilian Rob]

BubbleSauce wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Yeah I can't really see Garrus going gay, with Shepard, also it would be unpleasant to male shepard, you know what I'm sayin.

No, actually I don't. And garrus will never go gay, it is pure idiocy to think that bioware would completely betray the massive ammount of female fans who romanced garrus in their playthroughs. Hopefully, garrus will reveal (not become, the idea that someone can change their sexual orientation voluntarily or otherwise is also pure idiocy) that he is bisexual, that would be acceptable. I think Garrus becoming fully Homosexual is a terrible idea.

A Bisexual Garrus is fine too. 

[AdmiralCheez]

The only reason Garrus should not be gay is because that would mean no Garrus for FemShep.

The only reason Garrus should not be bi is because that would mean no Shepard for all the other LIs, ever.