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No Shepard Without Vakarian: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion


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#3576
phantomdragoness

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

You really want to screw a lizard?

You missed the part where somebody made a joke in the Twitter thread about Mordin and Wrex being romanceable and I posted a "my body is ready" gif in response, didn't you?

But seriously, asking if someone would actually screw a turian in the Garrus fan thread?

You don't come here often, do you?


You mean this gif?

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:devil: *fistbump - re-lurks*

<3

#3577
AdmiralCheez

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@Annaleah: That's one of my favorites.

@phantomdragoness: Indeed. *fistbump*

#3578
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phantomdragoness wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

You really want to screw a lizard?

You missed the part where somebody made a joke in the Twitter thread about Mordin and Wrex being romanceable and I posted a "my body is ready" gif in response, didn't you?

But seriously, asking if someone would actually screw a turian in the Garrus fan thread?

You don't come here often, do you?


You mean this gif?

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:devil: *fistbump - re-lurks*

<3

*MFW ME3 arrives at my house.*
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#3579
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LiveLoveThaneKrios wrote...

I've been poking around in this thread for a bit, and now have finally decided to post :ph34r: 

Here's a screenie of Garrus in Me1 ;


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<3

Can't wait to see Garrus in Me3 :o

Always liked that screenie, he looks so adorkable with that "Imma find Saren and prove his guiltyness!" look. 

#3580
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BubbleSauce wrote...

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Yeah I can't really see Garrus going gay, with Shepard, also it would be unpleasant to male shepard, you know what I'm sayin.


No, actually I don't. And garrus will never go gay, it is pure idiocy to think that bioware would completely betray the massive ammount of female fans who romanced garrus in their playthroughs. Hopefully, garrus will reveal (not become, the idea that someone can change their sexual orientation voluntarily or otherwise is also pure idiocy) that he is bisexual, that would be acceptable. I think Garrus becoming fully Homosexual is a terrible idea.


Actually, it would make perfect sense to me if in ME3 Garrus said to M! Shepard.
"Hey Shepard, you got a minute... I've been meaning to talk to you. I have had feelings for you since ..."
Or something to that effect. It would be awesome in my eyes if that did happen :) And about time too...

I am positive that Garrus romancing M! Shep in other games would in no way endanger my F! Shep's story with her handsome turian. The devs are going to make it both ways. 

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Gayrus for maleShep? No, for some reason I just want him to be my Brokarian. A admittedly very sexy bro, but still. My single maleShep will be more interested in his sister. But if the developers think it's a good idea I wish them luck of course, it's just not something I think I will play.

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Nerys wrote...

Actually, it would make perfect sense to me if in ME3 Garrus said to M! Shepard.
"Hey Shepard, you got a minute... I've been meaning to talk to you. I have had feelings for you since ..."
Or something to that effect. It would be awesome in my eyes if that did happen :) And about time too...

I am positive that Garrus romancing M! Shep in other games would in no way endanger my F! Shep's story with her handsome turian. The devs are going to make it both ways. 


first of all.  I GOT POWER BACK!!!!  *dances*  

secondly.  i've said it before and I'll say it again.  i would adore a m/m relationship with Garrus. verymuch so.  but i live for that stuff.... so yeah. 

#3583
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God damn it Greenich Meridian Time, if you make me miss 2 pages of discussion again I'll sock you one where the sun doesn't shine!

Lovgreno wrote...

Gayrus for maleShep? No, for some reason I just want him to be my Brokarian. A admittedly very sexy bro, but still. My single maleShep will be more interested in his sister. But if the developers think it's a good idea I wish them luck of course, it's just not something I think I will play.

Well that's just it, no one has to do it, it is purely optional, if you want him to be your "brokarian" (citation needed?) then you can do that. The developers have already said that it will be shepard initiating the romances. I had always pictured garrus being the one to tell shepard, because I just think that would be awkward and "adorkable" as people seem to call it. However because it seems that shepard is going be the one initiating it, I started to think about how they could make that work without it being the usual "Hey wanna f*ck?"

What I had in mind was that there would be some signals that a gay shepard could give out, like maybe if your shepard is more boisterous than others, you could have him slap a male stirpper on the ass at the citadel when garrus is in your party, or something along those lines, maybe giving you something a little less overt if your not a renegade. Do you know what I mean? Something that would allow garrus to be the one to come out with it, but also allows the straight players to maintian their friendship without it leading to sexy time.

K8ee wrote...

And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...

Ooooooh that would be great. I am actually fine with the Femsheps keeping garrus if we get Gavorn instead!... Or maybe Lorik... No! No, last time I had that thought I ended up in hospital...

And Hi Obsy! Welcome back to the realm of the living! *brofist* 

Modifié par BubbleSauce, 04 novembre 2011 - 01:41 .


#3584
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slimgrin wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

k8ee wrote...

And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...

I'd like to learn a few of those tricks of his if you know what I mean.


You really want to screw a lizard?

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

#3585
Obsydian

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*thinks about m/m turians*
*head asplodes*

#3586
BubbleSauce

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Arcian wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

k8ee wrote...

And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...

I'd like to learn a few of those tricks of his if you know what I mean.


You really want to screw a lizard?

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

...what?

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it's so hard to have a romance with garrus is me2 (which im currently playing). he's always calibrating.. -.-

#3588
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TheDaniellasaur wrote...

it's so hard to have a romance with garrus is me2 (which im currently playing). he's always calibrating.. -.-


Sometimes I think he loves calibrating more than shepard *sad face*

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K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*

#3590
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Chewin3 wrote...

K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*


That's ok, in this case, Fenris >> Gavorn in my book. I'd rather fangirl over Garrus when it comes to Turians. ;) (Or perhaps Lorik...damn that guy is smooth...)

#3591
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Chewin3 wrote...

K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*


Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were bartering them like slaves... 

#3592
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BubbleSauce wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*


Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were bartering them like slaves... 


Hmm. There's that too. Darn you for almost always having a good point, BubbleSauce! :P

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Obsydian wrote...

*thinks about m/m turians*
*head asplodes*

"Thinks about f/f turians"
*Big grin*

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BubbleSauce wrote...

Arcian wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

k8ee wrote...

And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...

I'd like to learn a few of those tricks of his if you know what I mean.


You really want to screw a lizard?

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

...what?

The answer is yes.

#3595
AdmiralCheez

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lovgreno wrote...

Obsydian wrote...

*thinks about m/m turians*
*head asplodes*

"Thinks about f/f turians"
*Big grin*

*thinks about sex in general*
*all the time*

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UrsulaCousland wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*


That's ok, in this case, Fenris >> Gavorn in my book. I'd rather fangirl over Garrus when it comes to Turians. ;) (Or perhaps Lorik...damn that guy is smooth...)


Fenris' response

I really gotta get out of Poupon's Archives... its messing with my head.

#3597
BubbleSauce

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Arcian wrote...

BubbleSauce wrote...

Arcian wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

k8ee wrote...

And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...

I'd like to learn a few of those tricks of his if you know what I mean.


You really want to screw a lizard?

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

...what?

The answer is yes.

Ah, ok, the only GTA games I've played were 3 and Vice City

#3598
AdmiralCheez

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Annaleah wrote...

Fenris' response

I really gotta get out of Poupon's Archives... its messing with my head.

BROKEN LINK NOOOOO

#3599
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Annaleah wrote...

UrsulaCousland wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

K8ee wrote...
And there's always Gavorn,,, Maybe the vorcha don't know all of his tricks...


Gavorn is mine.

No, I don't share. *gives a mean look to Ursula*


That's ok, in this case, Fenris >> Gavorn in my book. I'd rather fangirl over Garrus when it comes to Turians. ;) (Or perhaps Lorik...damn that guy is smooth...)


Fenris' response

I really gotta get out of Poupon's Archives... its messing with my head.



Oh...my...God...*ROFL* (My thought was they are both voiced by the same guy - and for Gideon Emery characters, Fenris definitely >> Gavorn. That's nothing against Gavorn, though, but since Chewin won't share...*sniff** ;))

Oh wait. Garrus. Never mind. :devil: Gavorn's all yours, Chewin! :P

Modifié par UrsulaCousland, 04 novembre 2011 - 06:57 .


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TheDaniellasaur wrote...

it's so hard to have a romance with garrus is me2 (which im currently playing). he's always calibrating.. -.-

A Turian has to do what a Turian has to do. 

Think of it like this though, he's good with his talons...