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[lovgreno]

Why are the reapers targeting humans instead of turians? The answer is quite obvious when you think about it: The reapers are gay for Garrus.

[Reptilian Rob]

lovgreno wrote...

Why are the reapers targeting humans instead of turians? The answer is quite obvious when you think about it: The reapers are gay for Garrus.

Oh man, poor Garrus! He best wear some heavy butt protecting armor...

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[roflchoppaz]

Mario, get out of here. You're not cool anymore.

Also, Garrus. Dunno if you guys posted this here already. It's still pretty.

[Reptilian Rob]

roflchoppaz wrote...

Mario, get out of here. You're not cool anymore.

Also, Garrus. Dunno if you guys posted this here already. It's still pretty.

*Imagines himself in FemSheps position.*

There we go, just the way nature intended. 

[roflchoppaz]

Arcian wrote...

roflchoppaz wrote...

Mario, get out of here.

Please accept this "You're awesome"-award on behalf of the entire universe and everything beyond it.

I feel honored.

I would like to thank my parents for birthing the awesome that is me and supplying me with chocolate cereal. *bows* Thank you.

[Reptilian Rob]

You ever think that maybe, Garrus just wants to relax and not worry about Reapers, Collectors, Protheans, Husks or any of the other horrors he faces on a daily bases?

I truly believe that Garrus' true passion and goal in life is to be an entrepreneur and own his own Popcorn brand. Dextro friendly of course. I always imagined him starting a popcorn business with Shepard. Obviously, he couldn't call it "Garrus' Popcorn" because that would be silly. So the brand would have to go under some kind of alias. Garrus is a man who is tough on the outside, but warm and fuzzy on the inside, so we can assure his popcorn brand's name would be "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn." The catch fraise? Obviously, "Pooped and Dropped!". The warning label? "I just want, something to go right, just this once. That's why you pop it for no more than two minutes twenty seconds!"

And don't worry about the Reapers, Garrus has you covered. Because the Reapers wont even lay a metal claw on any worlds in the galaxy once their Ezo core is clogged with "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn."

I truly believe that this is his passion, and what he dreams about at night while on the SR2. Every day, when he visit's Rupert for lunch or dinner, all he wants is to break down in the mess and pronounce his dream to everyone. When he's in bed with Shepard, I'm almost certain he wants to cry on her chest and tell her all about the wonderful popcorn he wants to make. Nobody understand his pain, crying himself to sleep at night because he will never create the perfect popcorn, what a brave soul he is to endure that kind of torture. 

That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support giving us the opportunity to give Garrus what he's always wanted. That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support the option to help Garrus with his dream of popcorn. Anyone denying him that, is a sick, twisted and quite frankly awful person who needs to be beat with the pole straight out of Garrus' ass.

Look at my avatar. Can you really deny a face like that his dreams and aspirations? No, no you can't.

Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 14 novembre 2011 - 10:39 .

[BubbleSauce]

Oh look... And for a minute there I thought that was a serious post; then I read the second sentence, and well... Ho Ho! You got me!

Reptilian Rob wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

FeralEwok wrote...
If there was ever a male alien I'd go gay for it'd be Garrus.




....wait did I just post that...

Nothing to worry about, bro. Totally understandable.

Yeah, join the club.

Pfft, I'm already gay for Garrus. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Bah! I was gay before it was cool... 

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

You ever think that maybe, Garrus just wants to relax and not worry about Reapers, Collectors, Protheans, Husks or any of the other horrors he faces on a daily bases?

I truly believe that Garrus' true passion and goal in life is to be an entrepreneur and own his own Popcorn brand. Dextro friendly of course. I always imagined him starting a popcorn business with Shepard. Obviously, he couldn't call it "Garrus' Popcorn" because that would be silly. So the brand would have to go under some kind of alias. Garrus is a man who is tough on the outside, but warm and fuzzy on the inside, so we can assure his popcorn brand's name would be "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn." The catch fraise? Obviously, "Pooped and Dropped!". The warning label? "I just want, something to go right, just this once. That's why you pop it for no more than two minutes twenty seconds!"

And don't worry about the Reapers, Garrus has you covered. Because the Reapers wont even lay a metal claw on any worlds in the galaxy once their Ezo core is clogged with "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn."

I truly believe that this is his passion, and what he dreams about at night while on the SR2. Every day, when he visit's Rupert for lunch or dinner, all he wants is to break down in the mess and pronounce his dream to everyone. When he's in bed with Shepard, I'm almost certain he wants to cry on her chest and tell her all about the wonderful popcorn he wants to make. Nobody understand his pain, crying himself to sleep at night because he will never create the perfect popcorn, what a brave soul he is to endure that kind of torture. 

That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support giving us the opportunity to give Garrus what he's always wanted. That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support the option to help Garrus with his dream of popcorn. Anyone denying him that, is a sick, twisted and quite frankly awful person who needs to be beat with the pole straight out of Garrus' ass.

Look at my avatar. Can you really deny a face like that his dreams and aspirations? No, no you can't.

Ok, this is is my post of the day .

Now you say it, I can really see the happy glint in his eyes as he watches the popcorn pop (or was it just his visor?) But what really would be brilliant is if Garrus wore a cooking apron while he did it, proclaiming:

POPCORN - 1 REAPERS - 0

[Reptilian Rob]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

You ever think that maybe, Garrus just wants to relax and not worry about Reapers, Collectors, Protheans, Husks or any of the other horrors he faces on a daily bases?

I truly believe that Garrus' true passion and goal in life is to be an entrepreneur and own his own Popcorn brand. Dextro friendly of course. I always imagined him starting a popcorn business with Shepard. Obviously, he couldn't call it "Garrus' Popcorn" because that would be silly. So the brand would have to go under some kind of alias. Garrus is a man who is tough on the outside, but warm and fuzzy on the inside, so we can assure his popcorn brand's name would be "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn." The catch fraise? Obviously, "Pooped and Dropped!". The warning label? "I just want, something to go right, just this once. That's why you pop it for no more than two minutes twenty seconds!"

And don't worry about the Reapers, Garrus has you covered. Because the Reapers wont even lay a metal claw on any worlds in the galaxy once their Ezo core is clogged with "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn."

I truly believe that this is his passion, and what he dreams about at night while on the SR2. Every day, when he visit's Rupert for lunch or dinner, all he wants is to break down in the mess and pronounce his dream to everyone. When he's in bed with Shepard, I'm almost certain he wants to cry on her chest and tell her all about the wonderful popcorn he wants to make. Nobody understand his pain, crying himself to sleep at night because he will never create the perfect popcorn, what a brave soul he is to endure that kind of torture. 

That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support giving us the opportunity to give Garrus what he's always wanted. That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support the option to help Garrus with his dream of popcorn. Anyone denying him that, is a sick, twisted and quite frankly awful person who needs to be beat with the pole straight out of Garrus' ass.

Look at my avatar. Can you really deny a face like that his dreams and aspirations? No, no you can't.

Ok, this is is my post of the day .

Now you say it, I can really see the happy glint in his eyes as he watches the popcorn pop (or was it just his visor?) But what really would be brilliant is if Garrus wore a cooking apron while he did it, proclaiming:

POPCORN - 1 REAPERS - 0

I'm telling you, that's all he truly wants in life. And are we really that evil, to deny him that? 

And yes, his apron actually says "Scoping and popping" on it. 

[lovgreno]

TheDaniellasaur wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Why are the reapers targeting humans instead of turians? The answer is quite obvious when you think about it: The reapers are gay for Garrus.

:lol:.
They want some garrus luuuuuuuuuuurve ..

Well except for Harbringer of course who obviously lusts after Shepard instead. What is wrong with you Harbringer?

[Chewin]

lovgreno wrote...
Well except for Harbringer of course who obviously lusts after Shepard instead. What is wrong with you Harbringer?

He's been so lonely for quite some time now.

[ArcanaLegacy]

Sinilin wrote...

Sohe wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Garrus slept with all the women aboard the Normandy at some point.
Possibly some of the men.
That's going in my headcanon now.

YEP, THE REASON MORDIN AND SAMARA REJECTED YOU WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE WITH GARRUS.

Yep, Garrus is the player of the Normandy

He is calibrating his way through Normandy. 

Not just on the Normandy.......*wink*

TheDaniellasaur wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

BubbleSauce wrote...
I thought salarians didn't have a labido?

Everyone has a libido for Garrus.

He's a ladies man.

Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaaaa
That voice....it does things to you. XP

TheDaniellasaur wrote...

lovgreno wrote...
Why are the reapers targeting humans instead of turians? The answer is quite obvious when you think about it: The reapers are gay for Garrus.

.
They want some garrus luuuuuuuuuuurve ..

Look! theyre already trying by using the collectors! XD

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 14 novembre 2011 - 08:16 .

[GarrusV4karian]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

You ever think that maybe, Garrus just wants to relax and not worry about Reapers, Collectors, Protheans, Husks or any of the other horrors he faces on a daily bases?

I truly believe that Garrus' true passion and goal in life is to be an entrepreneur and own his own Popcorn brand. Dextro friendly of course. I always imagined him starting a popcorn business with Shepard. Obviously, he couldn't call it "Garrus' Popcorn" because that would be silly. So the brand would have to go under some kind of alias. Garrus is a man who is tough on the outside, but warm and fuzzy on the inside, so we can assure his popcorn brand's name would be "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn." The catch fraise? Obviously, "Pooped and Dropped!". The warning label? "I just want, something to go right, just this once. That's why you pop it for no more than two minutes twenty seconds!"

And don't worry about the Reapers, Garrus has you covered. Because the Reapers wont even lay a metal claw on any worlds in the galaxy once their Ezo core is clogged with "Shepard-Orval Poopenstinker Varakian Brand Popcorn."

I truly believe that this is his passion, and what he dreams about at night while on the SR2. Every day, when he visit's Rupert for lunch or dinner, all he wants is to break down in the mess and pronounce his dream to everyone. When he's in bed with Shepard, I'm almost certain he wants to cry on her chest and tell her all about the wonderful popcorn he wants to make. Nobody understand his pain, crying himself to sleep at night because he will never create the perfect popcorn, what a brave soul he is to endure that kind of torture. 

That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support giving us the opportunity to give Garrus what he's always wanted. That's why, in Mass Effect 3, I support the option to help Garrus with his dream of popcorn. Anyone denying him that, is a sick, twisted and quite frankly awful person who needs to be beat with the pole straight out of Garrus' ass.

Look at my avatar. Can you really deny a face like that his dreams and aspirations? No, no you can't.

Garrus likes Popcorn? With wine I assume? The only thing we need is a good movie to bring.

[Chewin]

GarrusV4karian wrote...
Garrus likes Popcorn? With wine I assume? The only thing we need is a good movie to bring.

We'll bring Batman, of course.

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Modifié par Chewin3, 14 novembre 2011 - 08:31 .

[GarrusV4karian]

Chewin3 wrote...

GarrusV4karian wrote...
Garrus likes Popcorn? With wine I assume? The only thing we need is a good movie to bring.

We'll bring Batman, of course.

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There wasn't any doubt:D

[ArcanaLegacy]

That pic just made my day XDDDDDDDDDD Now i go to work with a big smile on my face.

Great - at this rate, we'll have a large buffet of Garrus related foods & beverages.
Wine of all kinds [and even "Garrus" wine], cookies, tea, mountain dew, cupcakes, "Blood soaked muffins[in K8ee's pants? XP]", and now popcorn.

I love this thread

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 14 novembre 2011 - 09:01 .

[BubbleSauce]

Is it just me of does garrus's fringe look kind of like a fin in that picture?...

OH! He could hide underwater at beaches and terrorize tourists!

[Sohe]

I know its not Garrus, but I thought it was funny XD

[Demonique]

Mims wrote...

 I clearly need to learn papercrafting.

And for spoiler things:  I actually really love the idea of Garrus/Tali. I don't think it ruins anyone's shipping, at least for Garrus/Tali romancers. All it does is ensure that the characters aren't left adrift should they not be Shepard's LI, or what have you. For people who are Liara romancers, ect, it'll give a really nice conclusion to their characters without needing to be their love interests.

Just my thoughts on the spoilery things. 

Speaking of Liara I wonder if she ends up with someone else if you don't romance her like Garrus/Tali? Well, Wrex did flirt with her in the demo (and vice versa)...

Modifié par Demonique, 15 novembre 2011 - 01:13 .

[AlphaDormante]

Demonique wrote...

Speaking of Liara I wonder if she ends up with someone else if you don't romance her? *snipped spoilers*

In LotSB, Shepard can ask Liara about her feelings towards Feron, and if she's unromanced by Shep she'll ambiguously say that it would be unfair of her to take advantage of the situation - as opposed to if you did romance her, in which case she'll flat-out deny any sort of interest. So there's a possibility there, at least.

TheDaniellasaur wrote...

I know this is completely off subject but i love the garrus romance in ME2, i hope its as good in ME3. You can really see Garrus' insecurities which makes him sweet.

Agreed! A lot of people are unhappy with the dialogue in his romance, but I've always enjoyed it. Just takes a bit of reading between the awkward lines.

Modifié par AlphaDormante, 15 novembre 2011 - 01:34 .

[Kirie]

AlphaDormante wrote...

Demonique wrote...

Speaking of Liara I wonder if she ends up with someone else if you don't romance her? *snipped spoilers*

In LotSB, Shepard can ask Liara about her feelings towards Feron, and if she's unromanced by Shep she'll ambiguously say that it would be unfair of her to take advantage of the situation - as opposed to if you did romance her, in which case she'll flat-out deny any sort of interest. So there's a possibility there, at least.

TheDaniellasaur wrote...

I know this is completely off subject but i love the garrus romance in ME2, i hope its as good in ME3. You can really see Garrus' insecurities which makes him sweet.

Agreed! A lot of people are unhappy with the dialogue in his romance, but I've always enjoyed it. Just takes a bit of reading between the awkward lines.

Without spoiling anything, if the leaked files are actually correct, Garrus has some of the most romantic and awesome dialogue I've seen from any of the LI's in ME3. (I'm a bit biased, but seriously.. it's that good.)